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Wait. Y'all. He says "Jeez".
Jesus exists in Genshin? Next update Jesus reveal??????
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today i will be gentle with myself. unless of course i make even one mistake in which case i will be very hard on myself
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People nominating Thoma as sane is so funny to me because my man really became the Kamisato shadowy servant who likely kills on their behalf. Out of choice. And doesn't want to go back to Mondstadt despiteb the xenophobia, or find his family. Yes! He's well-adjusted. Sane?
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BEHOLD:l THE HAIKAVEHTHAM ICEBERG. Created where the surface is first impressions - to details you pick up in game - to fandom brainrot - to deep lore :')
there is SO MUCH i wouldn't be surprised if i missed things, and some stuff i just put under one general category tbh
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some folks already mentioned he's likely to be ambidextrous, and I want to add to that it's likely another mirror to Alhaitham who dual-wields his swords
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Thinking about how Kaveh has bedroom eyes that seduced half the fandom into thinking he's a flirt when he just has a beautiful face
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let's list the ways HYV has been telling us haikaveh are married:
- mirrors being a persian/iranian wedding item
- coffee being a turkish pre-martial custom
- pride and prejudice
- weal and woe
- joint thesis
- sharing drinks
- egyptian god inspirations being married
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I live and die by the fact Kaveh is less clingy than Alhaitham. He's able to remove himself relatively easy, it's Alhaitham that chases Kaveh for attention - from being a message board reply guy, showing up randomly, starting arguments... It's a fun subversion.
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hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine
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the character their biggest fan
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Casual reminder that Alhaitham is blacklisted by Dori because he snooped around and intimidated her. For reasons.
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y'all ever think about how in kaveh's kit his elemental skill involves keeping people away or at a distance, while in alhaitham's his is about breaching distance and getting up close and personal
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So. Alhaitham gets called Hayi fanonically. But in canon he's the one who enjoys endearments - He refers to Kaveh frequently as the light of Kshahrewar, a genius, his mirror... bet he'd abuse calling Kaveh his spouse/husband/wife/partner etc as much as he can he'd get off on it
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OK but haikaveh body swap except rather than anything sexy or flashy, Alhaitham uses the opportunity to make sure Kaveh's body eats well, gets plenty of rest, treated for problems Kaveh never bothered to treat, and wean from alcohol addiction
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learned today that apparently HYV removed Alhaitham's smile at Kaveh in one of his hangout endings... it's giving the censorship over Jeht's lines to Lumine 8|
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it strikes again
my homophobic little brother was talking to me abt genshin and I mentioned that Kaveh was one of my fav character and he deadass just said "i dont like kaveh because he makes alhaitham look gay" and im crying laughing what ??
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STANDS UP. NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY. HAIKAVEH TASTE TESTING COFFEE BECAUSE THEY'RE PREPARING FOR THEIR WEDDING.
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At the end of the day this doesn't really matter, people are gonna see what they wanna see and ship what they wanna ship. But I'm gonna place how I see the evidence for Alhaitham drinking from Kaveh's cup in his demo here, plus extra (body) language analysis of 4ggravate.
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Kaveh's eyes are red. Typically, this would be an innocuous observation, a simple statement of fact.
Not today. Today, Kaveh's eyes are oddly off-colour - a red that isn't bright like the sunset, but of blood.
Forbidden knowledge, Alhaitham's logic tells him. His heart agrees.
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Is there a lore reason why Alhaitham talked about having priorities straight as the camera panned to Kaveh in the background of his house? Is he gay? Is he horny?
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WAIT. I'M SO SURE. THIS BUILDING IS THE ONE KAVEH IS DESIGNING IN HIS BIRTHDAY ART.
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If you ship hkvh you must acknowledge that if there was a choice between sex and having an intellectual debate, they'd choose the debate.
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itt 🧵 for a moment of fandom levity : some new and improved
#haikaveh
🌱🏛️ polls for the masses - with a long time for the results, so you can slowburn it just like they do.
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why is the mirror event quest describing a BL plot and why have i seen this exact plot fairly frequently in hkvh fandom and why has no one else mentioned this
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it gets to me sometimes that alhaitham is the optimist and kaveh is the pessimist in their relationship. like you would NOT think that is the case, with Alhaitham being a cynical skeptic and Kaveh a wide-eyed idealist... and yet.
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....... Alhaitham associates displays of affection with leaving notes because that's what his parents and grandmother did. And then. He leaves notes out for Kaveh to discover.
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Moments after haikaveh realise they love each other...
🌱: ... well, I'm heading out.
🏛️: Wh- HUH? What do you mean, heading out?! Don't you think we have some important matters to address, here!!
🌱: What else is there? Our feelings are mutual. Now I have business to attend to.
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I might be misremembering but I think during one interaction he even outright closed his book when Kaveh showed up, and I think I gasped when it happened
for someone who loves books as much as alhaitham, to the point where he is always seen with one during his interactions with the traveller and in his demo… he almost never holds one when he is interacting with kaveh
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so... to state the obvious. the end of parade of providence caused alhaitham and kaveh not only to reconcile but actually start dating.
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WAIT. OH SHIT. KAVEH ALREADY HAS MEMORY PROBLEMS IN CANON. He says he can't remember writing on the bulletin boards, and chalks it up to drunken scribbles - but if you read them, he doesn't come across as drunk at all. And he's responding to Alhaitham too. 👀👀👀
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This line from Cyno about Alhaitham when they fight in the AQ is so........ knowing. He's absolutely reflecting on Kaveh's rants.
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The way Kaveh says Alhaitham is perfectly capable to acting nice, but he only acts to get what he wants... I doubt he learned this with his grandma cuz he was spoiled. He didn't care about his peers. So, like... It had to start with Kaveh. Him acting cute to get treats.
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Alhaitham has sensory issues. The most obvious being with noise. But he's found over the years, a strong desire for weighted pressure - just to take the edge off, when he feels too tense. When his grandmother was around, he could rely on her for strong hugs as necessary.
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ngl I like the idea of Tighnari and Kaveh having tried dating but deciding they're better off as friends. Cyno and Alhaitham do not learn of this part of their history until MUCH later and their reactions are VERY funny. Even tho Tighnari and Kaveh are just... nothing came of it.
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Kaveh's en VA doing a terrible impression of Alhaitham reminds me how in canon Kaveh actually does a terrific impression and quotes Alhaitham verbatim. We moved on too fast from that, I think.
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idk why this is kaveh but
“how can you kiss for 20 minutes” “it’s cringe to call your partner my love” dear god do none of you YEARN? have you never felt LUST or ADORATION? fake romantics and quack lovers, the lot of you!
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imagine Alhaitham riling up Kaveh even more than usual once they're Established. Like... Kaveh stressing about work and ready to pull another all-nighter... Alhaitham informing him he's going to bed and expecting a good night kiss. He gets a distracted peck. This is unacceptable.
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Ah. Right. I forgot. How intensely queercoded this entire scene was.
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just gonna bring this back
its literally canon that they do not shut up about each other
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No one gonna point out that's Alhaitham's hand passing Kaveh a drink or 👀
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seeing the Kaveh entity deletion bug and people agonizing over it meanwhile my mind is whirring over plot bunny possibilities with this concept... Kaveh isekai'd into gnsn but his existence is an error and he worked out how to tap into irminsul with his dendro powers and delete
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🌱🏛️ Bad Day.
Alhaitham doesn't exactly have "bad days", or not regularly. He has mediocre days, repetitive days, sometimes even frustrating days - but nothing that really fills him with misery the same way as for Kaveh. As far as he recalls, his last bad day was years ago.
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love the idea that alhaitham is absolutely rizzless, just complete negative rizz that negates any surface attractiveness he does have... right up until he decides to actually try rizzing someone (Kaveh) up. Just delivering devastating lines with a poker face.
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everyone saying this is alhaitham turning to face kaveh was so right btw
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Reminded that Kaveh canonically received his vision relatively late in life and all he accomplished before he had it, and how quickly he learned to use it after. Like damn there's characters with basic kits who had theirs way longer ykwim.
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Knowledge being worship in Sumeru... Debate being sacred... The idea of a joint thesis as basis for a family..... Anyway Alhaitham saying Kaveh is his research subject is deeply romantic in the context of his culture when you think about it
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Alhaitham @ work the day after he officially gets together with Kaveh... he can't even be mad about being at work he's so happy. People can actually find him for queries for once. Which he'll answer. Without attitude. He even smiles. Panah fears for his life.
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I think jealous!Alhaitham really works when he himself least expects it, because he isn't normally the jealous type. He can easily let Kaveh go socialise at the tavern and with friends and feel fine about it. But Kaveh suddenly singing praises for another scholar? Shakes him.
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Alhaitham has a reputation for being a man of few words, but why do I suspect that Kaveh would be surprised to hear it and say that Alhaitham can never shut up
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Alhaitham would use this word to describe himself to Traveler and Paimon who would be very confused by what he possiby means.
Kaveh interrupts by loudly saying that Alhaitham's calling himself obnoxious.
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I think it's interesting that people canonically call Kaveh naive. Because he isn't, really. He's been in poverty, and jaded by reality. He's quite cynical, even pessimistic. But he is an idealist, so he strives to manifest the best outcome. It's another subversion.
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Meanwhile Kaveh in Alhaitham's body is just really enjoying how he can bend and pick things up without aching
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I can't help but laugh both in delight and exasperation at Alhaitham btw. Like. He comes across as mature and cool. But on occasion his brattiness and childishness comes through. Especially around Kaveh. He's so... Lil boy pulling his crush's pigtails. For better and for worse.
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Wait... Kaveh is in the light. Alhaitham is in the shade. AGAIN. THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.
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Another little quirk I like about Kaveh is how expressive he is with his hands, but specifically how he covers his face with them when he's particularly emotional - happy or sad or otherwise 🥺
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ok so imagine alhaitham is too uncomfortable to hug because his muscles are too firm, meanwhile there is Tighnari who is soft and even has a fluffy tail and he will allow Kaveh to touch it and it's perfect and Alhaitham isn't jealous he's not but he does invest in an oodie
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For once, unprompted, Kaveh looks at Alhaitham full of pure love and adoration. It makes his mouth dry, his heart race, his stomach flutter.
*Kaveh," He starts, stepping forward--
"Alhaitham!" Kaveh responds with warmth, and then, "Turn around, look behind you!"
"... What?"
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Alhaitham and Kaveh playing tcg together when their decks haven't even been released yet... The fact that this is the first time we're even seeing Alhaitham play tcg... This being the first official art with Alhaitham smiling...... simp
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"Alhaitham fell first and harder" OK I see the vision. But. Let's not forget Kaveh is the one gushing over Alhaitham in his journal pre-fallout. I HC he fell first (and hard at that) but didn't realise the depths of his feelings... at all. While Alhaitham realised his 'too late'.
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i am not a silent lover, i will mutter your name in my sleep, sneak you into every conversation, & fill your absence with my words. all of my friends will know your name and your favourite songs; my love is not one to be concealed
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🌱🏛️
Not many people know this, but Alhaitham is a creature of comfort. Most people think of him as uncaring, practically spartan, with few preferences beyond books. But they don't know Alhaitham like Kaveh does.
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If Alhaitham buys Kaveh crates of alcohol as an apology while they're still on shaky ground as roommates, how bad of a simp will he be in an established relationship... Imagine him learning to buy kaveh flowers so he'd guaranteed a thank you kiss......
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Just realised what's funnier than Alhaitham immediately dragging Kaveh to the marriage office to get married would be if he already had the marriage form prefilled hidden away in his desk just waiting to be signed/dated, and Kaveh "accidentally" finds it one day
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Alhaitham would be the smuggest asshole about having Kaveh as a wife btw like yeah HE was good enough to marry the Light of Kshahrewar. His biggest and proudest accomplishment and ambition. Acting Grand Sage? Psh. Who cares about THAT.
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Seeing people go insane over the repeat zc banner makes me wonder how crazy it'll get the day Kaveh inevitably ends up as a 4star on an Alhaitham rerun banner
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All confession scenes are valid because I like many fans enjoy watching my ship falling in love in a variety of ways. But consider: Kaveh confesses first. Bravely, courageously, refusing to look away from his feelings once he realises them... Even as he thinks he'll be rejected.
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Alhaitham avoids travelling with Kaveh at this point because the last time he did he got stuck in a 'there's only one bed' scenario with Kaveh and he doesn't know if he can survive that again
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Abruptly reminded once again Alhaitham really said he likes Tighnari because he makes life easier for Kaveh as his friend 👁️👄👁️
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Just remembered in the interdarshan event, both Alhaitham and Nahida express anti-censorship views even when it comes to dangerous ideas like Sachin's. And oh boy is that ever a stance HYV is taking, especially when they're constantly pushing against it.
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🌱🏛️ goodbye/greeting kisses HC where Alhaitham misses the social cue the first few times and doesn't understand why Kaveh is getting fussier...
🏛️: Aren't you forgetting something?
🌱: No. There's a catered workshop today so there's no need to pack lunch. See ya.
🏛️: You...! 😤
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Haikaveh 🔞 y'all let's be honest Kaveh is not the most flexible. He does not even do yoga. He insists on being a pillow princess because his back hurts and his knees creak. He has no core strength or stamina either. It's embarrassing.
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i like how fandom has a common consensus that alhaitham absolutely crushed on kaveh when they were students (whether either of them realised it is another matter)
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Y'all I need you to know coffee in Turkish (which is the style served in Sumeru) is called 'kahve'... Kaveh being into coffee is absolutely hyv making a pun because they sound similar
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you know Alhaitham is absolutely Gone for Kaveh when he lets the man drag him out to watch fireworks (loud), get drinks, sling an arm around him... Like who else would he let do that. Not many.
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In the Akademiya, Alhaitham once watered down Kaveh's ink, in the hopes it'd force Kaveh to take a break. Instead Kaveh forced himself to draw the lines over and over until he ripped his paper and cried.
Alhaitham swears to never mess with Kaveh's work again.
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Kaveh would take forever to be OK with holding hands in public btw. Let alone kissing. He can barely admit he lives with Alhaitham, so dating him? Publicly?? Please. He'd be so anxious.
Friendly gestures are of course fine, but. Romantic PDA would take him SO LONG to adjust to.
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The beauty and the frustration with Kaveh and Alhaitham is that they're both unreliable narrators. Alhaitham omits details. Kaveh blatantly misreads situations.
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Anyway... The way Kaveh spins... the curvature as he's calculating the perfect velocity to have Mehrak hit you with his claymore... Showstopping✨
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just realised the racing group kaveh was released with are essentially all kinda androgynous genius male babygirls
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Alhaitham making the same "hooh" sound at Kaveh twice also being used for when he opens treasure chests clearly means he finds Kaveh just as precious send twt
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honestly Kaveh and Nilou are essentially Sumeru's celebrities and the only ones probably willing to do a fancy photoshoot at that, cuz the rest are stuffy scholars. So it's very easy to HC the promo art as in canon them being approached for a Fontaine magazine.
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Honestly for all Alhaitham is clearly in love with Kaveh, let's not downplay the fact he does legitimately get irritated at him. Like yes he cares and doesn't want to see Kaveh self-sabotage through drinking or getting no sleep. But also hammering in the middle of the night IS 🤬
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we moved on too fast from the fact that Kaveh went through mental torture when Sachin tried to brainwash him but not only did he resist he bounced back extremely fast... And this came after Alhaitham had his story quest about hivemind brainwashing where Kaveh was also introduced
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the irony that fandom so so so badly wanted a flirtatious nigh sleazy male character and projected that onto many characters, only for the one character to actually be anywhere near that way to be lyney. twink gonna pounce.
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Even tho Alhaitham faking redtham is so so so peak characterisation, i do think it'd be very funny if redtham lurked in the back of his head like "FEED ME MORTAL FLESH" while Alhaitham is ordering food, and Alhaitham just. Ignores it and orders a bagel.
"No!"
"... Two bagels."
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The way you see his face soften a moment too before he's like, well no it's good Kaveh's gone actually I get to sleep better because it's quiet!!! as if he didn't get on Kaveh's case for not being around as soon as Kaveh got back at the end of the AQ he ain't smooth he missed him
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Thinking about Kaveh getting to the point where he challenges Alhaitham not to settle for content or tolerance and actually pursue his own happiness (like how he does for his ideals and work)
Only for Alhaitham to turn around and propose to him
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I think Alhaitham just generally disregards titles btw (until they're of use to him) like he refuses to call Kaveh Senior, and even when he only vaguely knows Cyno he refuses to call the man the General Mahamatra, but by his name instead. He's anti-authority lol
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I don't mind shy Alhaitham depictions when it's canon he basically froze in shock and went "What?" when Kaveh thanked him the first time, but it's gotta be followed by delight. He absolutely enjoys getting positive attention from Kaveh. You feel me???
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I feel like people really sleep on how much Tighnari and Alhaitham have in common. Both are no nonsense go-getters. Both disdain the Akademiya. Both are sassy and blunt with their opinions. Tighnari just couches his words with a little more social awareness and mildness.
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Just realised we really got these three hkvh events back to back:
- TCG date
- couple coffee tasting
- fireworks
.......... They're dating right.
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the number of hours we have together is actually not so large. please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.
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