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@sadderlizards

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sweet little guy

under a log in the woods
Joined March 2023
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
please. come join me in the bog
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3 months
hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine
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3 months
hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is
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@sadderlizards
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9 months
at 18 you have your whole life ahead of you. not like me, at 23
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3 months
i hope in the next life i come back as a really stupid orange cat
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3 months
sorry for being such a bitch i’m overstimulated
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
it’s good to be in love
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
how it feels to leave the house after 5pm
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
no no you don’t want to get to know me i’m better as a concept
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
i feel a lot like this creature
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
today i will be gentle with myself. unless of course i make even one mistake in which case i will be very hard on myself
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
can i come over and be nonverbal for several hours
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
could this be us yes or no
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
am i unlovable and fundamentally broken or do i need to wash my hair
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
my plans for the evening
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
sorry i can’t hang out this weekend i have credit card debt
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@sadderlizards
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7 months
(in a depressive episode voice) yeah i don’t know what’s up with me lately i think it’s just stress
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4 months
sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i feel really insecure
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
i just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
happy halloween to him and him only
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@sadderlizards
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7 months
i’m him
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
i’d love to smoke with him
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
he’s enjoying a drunk cig
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
i’m going to peel all of these for you
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
hey can please describe why you like me in great detail also cite your sources
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@sadderlizards
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11 days
me every single time i’m in a store
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
we are embarking on a perilous quest
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@sadderlizards
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2 months
i hope this email finds you unwell
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
(the most stressed out person in existence) yeah of course you can vent to me
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
no thoughts november. i will not be doing any more thinking
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
do care + did ask + i love you
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
sorry nothings wrong it’s just that everyone is too loud and the lights are too bright and i feel violent
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@sadderlizards
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10 months
my circle small but we crazy
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@sadderlizards
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1 month
oh no the coffee made me anxious
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
unfortunately i will be passing away soon. for plot reasons
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
nice unhealthy coping mechanism did you get it from your mom
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
i forgot why i came into the kitchen
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
no worries i’m just gonna throw up about it
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
first date kinda nervous
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
please do not take photos of the moon that is my wife
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
wow you’re gorgeous. let me guess, anxious attachment style?
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
he’s just like me fr
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
he’s just like me fr
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
you’re so pretty despite the obvious demon possession
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
(on a first date) yeah i have chronic headaches and stomach problems and back pain and my joints hurt all the time and i bruise easily and my mental health isn’t great either and
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
ugh i guess i’ll go out tonight but only to add to my lore
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@sadderlizards
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7 months
me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
bro are doing okay? theres no twinkle in your eyes and your whimsical demeanor has been replaced with a profound sadness
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7 months
i’m so annoying i probably would have been stoned to death in the town square
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
why’d you wake me up i only slept 13 hours
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
my love language is being very difficult and annoying
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6 months
hmm well should i go outside and worsen my anxiety or stay inside and worsen my depression
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@sadderlizards
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9 months
i feel like this today
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@sadderlizards
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2 months
can i come over and stare at you like this
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2 months
can i come over and stare at you like this
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
if i were a moth i would immediately fly into an open flame and die
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@sadderlizards
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2 months
happy women’s day to the moon
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
i miss everyone i have ever met and i miss the ways the birds sounded when i was growing up and i miss all of the pets i’ve ever lost
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4 months
i feel a lot like this creature
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
“sorry i can’t i have plans” the plans:
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
that girl who feels bad for inanimate objects will save you btw
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
ah your tummy hurts again? the only thing we can do is put you down. sorry
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
me leaving the family function as soon as possible
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
hey can i tell you this story that i’ve already told you like five or six times
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@sadderlizards
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8 months
no i’m totally not anxious i’m just gonna sit here and rip the skin around my fingernails for a while
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
give me like 3-5 days to get back to you i’m fighting off the rot again
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
“do you still love me” bro i look at the stars and think of you
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5 months
i just know i would have been diagnosed with hysteria in the 19th century
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4 months
i’m on my way
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
sorry my hands are so cold all the time it’s because i died a few years back
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8 months
girlfriend who needs to be cared for like a sickly baby bird that fell out of its nest
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13 days
sorry boss can’t come into work i gotta stay home and feel really weird and anxious all day
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@sadderlizards
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7 months
hey i miss you. i scheduled an appointment to get us surgically attached at the hip
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
surely one more $30 purchase can’t hurt. just one more
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@sadderlizards
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7 months
i let your golden retriever boyfriend outside and he killed like three birds and a squirrel
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@sadderlizards
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4 months
oh nooo a minor inconvenience guess i’ll die
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@sadderlizards
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3 months
i’m not suffering in silence i’m suffering loudly and annoyingly
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6 months
i’ve been in a bad mood since i was 11 years old i think
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2 months
my toxic trait is that i love too much and feel too deeply. also that i’m evil
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10 months
would you smoke with them
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5 months
nope sorry can’t hang out. i’ll be getting real comfy around that time
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3 months
hey do you mind if i look for you in everything
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
i do care + i did ask + i’m in love with you
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2 months
no it doesn’t bother me i just think about it all day everyday with a pit in my stomach
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6 months
please don’t invite me anywhere i have credit card debt
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5 months
playing yayyy
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5 months
relaxing evening in tonight queen?
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7 months
i’m 23. basically at death’s door
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@sadderlizards
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9 months
it’s my duty as a girlfriend to bite
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3 months
bro can you come over i miss the way you smell
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5 months
sorry that all of the joints in my body crack whenever i stand up do you still like me
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5 months
girl who is so scared of failure that she just never tries to do anything
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5 months
do you wanna come over and take a nap
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5 months
hey i’ve been trying to reach you telepathically why haven’t you responded
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6 months
yeah you can rot in bed all day if you want to it’s okay you’ve earned it
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4 months
can i come over and miss soo many social cues
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@sadderlizards
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6 months
don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe
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@sadderlizards
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5 months
sorry it took me so long to respond to your dm i’m a snail
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4 months
yeah i’m okay i’m just a little bit always worried about everything
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