Trump and Epstein: *shooting hoops in hell*
Trump: “Wow it’s cold I should get my AMERICA jacket”
Epstein: “Nah bro! All girls are the island!”
*Epstein airballs and hits a men*
Epstein: “Pass the ball bro!”
*Twomad/Ian Miles Cheong turn around*
Twomad: Got room for 1 more?
pre workout:
- 5 xanax
- 5 adderall
- 5 percocets
- 5 𝒻𝓇𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 𝓅𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈
- banana skin on
- five Millilitirs Battery Acid
- months supply of oxycontin
- as much fent as u want babe
mix and shake
where are youuuuuu
@tedkaczynski
#we
NEED you more than evr.. too many godDamn politicians in a Corru pt Circlejerk And the cum is on the american Ppl!!!! THAH CAME ONE THE AMECIXAN PLLL!!we need u to send 103049429739283&393 pipe ombs to their domicilesss please!’nn!!!!!?????????
i had a dream that i was at a party and i was cooking, and i made a singular comically small ribeye. i proceeded to flick up with it, ate it in one bite, and gave everyone else a singular bowl of super sweet cereal mixed with sugar
list of things that should be implemented in place of presidential debates
- classical chess
- poker
- fortnite build battles
- dance-offs
- smash melee (final destination ONLY)
- wordle
- twitter debates
- rap battles
- russian roulette
and last but not least
- gladiator fight
I LIVE FOR THE CHASE
I LIVE FOR THE DRUGS I LIVE FOR THE MONEY I LIVE FOR THE FAME
I LIVE IN THE CLOUDS I AINT COMING DOWN BITCH IM GONNA STAY
DO YOUR RESEARCH WE DONT EVER MAKE MISTAKES
LOOK DEARH IN THE EYES LIKE EVERY DAY
I LIVE FOR THE-