William
@heyitschili
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Single dudes on twitter giving dating advice are like “You must be auramaxxing, you must Never Show Weakness” and dudes who are in relationships are like “Yeah idk we really enjoy spending time together”
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For years I wondered what was going on with Jose Canseco on 5/3/14. I looked it up and it was Kentucky Derby day. This man was watching the Kentucky Derby and thinking “Im faster than these horses.”
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Do this everywhere. They should be shamed, followed, mocked and made to regret they ever masked up for fascism. No redemption. No accommodation. Just permanent humiliation for their life choices.
2 off duty ICE Nazis from Arkansas thought they could go out for a beer in Portland, Maine like no one would notice and welcome them
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What the heck? I uploaded this TikTok two hours ago, and it’s got zero views??
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Wow, we oppose both genocide abroad and fascism at home, you really got us here
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Losing the most winnable slam dunk election in U.S. history by not calling for the common sense bare minimum human being level move to call for the end of a U.S. backed genocide
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remembering this today
Leaked emails show that Angelina Jolie offered to act as a honeytrap to capture warlord Joseph Kony https://t.co/f00YPPJCIb
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The fact that no one is doing anything serious to remove Trump from power shows you that they're all in on this together.
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Bari Weiss is a dim witted cryptofascist bent on further destroying the fourth estate but who can argue w this? Nothing Gayle King does is worth $15 mil a year good god
CBS News chief Bari Weiss believes Gayle King’s $15 million salary is no longer viable in a weaker media economy, per sources. King is reportedly weighing her next move within the network: a special correspondent role or a one-year “farewell” deal at a lower salary. There are
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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A moment of levity in the S.C. legislature as the NIL law/FOIA amendment was considered. Rep. Chris Hart brings up Indiana’s rise, South Carolina’s struggles, and Clemson’s national titles — and a Gamecock-partisan legislator in charge of the hearing cuts him off.
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