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Matt Kramer 🧸
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📬 POSTCARD: SERENITY 🕊️ This week's postcard from me to you is about serenity. I hope it brings you something good. <3
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"you wouldn't make a pun in that situation" you underestimate me
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oh these incentives are perverse? well I'm glad we have at least one thing in common
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this is my political manifesto btw
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You can read it here:
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No. 021 - on what you pay attention to.
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📬 POSTCARD: GRATITUDE 🌌 This week’s postcard is about appreciating the abundant beauty, truth, and goodness in the world. Enjoy!
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More things in Heaven and Earth Horatio *hicc* you fuckibg dingus
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Anyone talking about how Thanksgiving is the most shamelessly slutty meal of the year? Hot, dripping gravy… gooey mac and cheese, melted all over, sauce in the crevices, EVERY SQUARE INCH… creamy mashed potatoes, practically frothing… goosebumps on the turkey skin… unghh
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perfect cadence
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I love eating turkey in this format exactly once per year
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Happy thanksgiving I love you you’re all beautiful people and filthy animals <3
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you got any… room-temperature butter in your house
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This is Matt Kramer bait but I’m falling for it
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h*rny on main but not sorry 😏
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Every woman is beautiful when she is smiling because she is happy
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Matt Kramer 🧸
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last night was a mf orrerry
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I apologize for crashing out like that someone tried to tell me Pluto wasn’t a planet
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There is a secret network of people with really lovely and positive worldviews and it’s actually not a secret at all, you can just join them, there’s plenty of room at the table for everyone
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It’s kind of funny to me that this is doing numbers haha. At first I was a little mortified but then I was like, “No let’s all share in our grief together, this is beautiful” What can you do but laugh and smile in the face of sadness? :))
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I don't think I've misjudged anything in my life harder than I misjudged the energy of 2025. I thought this was going to be a year of positivity, creation, and unrestrained joy and love for me, but reality checked me with loss, loss, loss. Perhaps I did not know grief. I do now.
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Matt Kramer 🧸
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potatoes have the most insane growth mindset…
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While this sounds heavy, and it is, I'm writing right now from a place of lightness and acceptance, maybe even gratitude. Growth is good and I trust God's plan for me. So what do we do? We continue.
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