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another month of honest work
still no paid group or mentorship program
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market not dumping because no one has their own coins to sell
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no one going to talk about how
@FTX_Official
was letting one customer withdraw 500k USDC clips last night for 130mil but limiting everyone else to sub 50k?
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if ethereum didn't have fucking smart contracts yet $ETH would be at 10k already
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bottom not in until the timeline stops guaranteeing another cycle
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all “traders” selling lessons, indicators, algos and mentorship programs are frauds
there I said it
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it should be obvious by now that a lot of the excess of the last cycle was driven by mass-scale degeneracy by Alameda Research with billions of dollars they didn't have
yet some of you continue to call for a repeat of said market every single day in 2023
check yourself
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rare tweet thread to summarise my thoughts as I don't expect to be very active for the next couple of months
the past 2 months have been the most mispriced I have seen crypto since nov 2021 imo
to put it simply - delusion had returned
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everyone is bearish but also sitting in 25% stables 65% nfts and 10% shitcoins
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there's an explosive move coming for $ETH, and I'm betting on up
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congrats bulls
can only laugh at how wrong I was this month
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I’m done with NFTS
I’ve lost everything but my virginity
All the projects I bought are worthless
I quit my job to go full time web3 and the discord I was a mod for just banned me wen I asked paycheck
My web3 girlfriend turns out is a dude in asia
I fucking quit
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BREAKING: Man who claimed he has only $100,000 in his bank account finds another $249,900,000 after he misaccounted.
BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250 million bail.
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some of you don't seem to understand how illegal it is to not disclose you're being paid to shill something
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last one of these I'll do as flexing pnl is probably bad for trading karma ✌️
as usual not selling anything
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ladies and gentlemen this is the oppenheimer candle
thanks for playing
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btw 10bn of client money stuck + ftx-backed equity and tokens heading straight to 0 and almost everyone continuing to issue statements of immaterial losses
someone's lying
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turned 30 yesterday
manifesting happiness and bullhog vibes
inshallah 🫡
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that FTX hole must've been huge
why do they have a hole though? thought they weren't trading customer funds
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so much $SOL flippening $ETH talk going on that I might have to exit the trade sigh
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@NinymSol
been trading for almost 8yrs now, at this point these are just numbers on a scorecard and nothing else
you should never be making or losing amounts that impact your mood or mental health
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large mm (probably Alameda) has stopped quoting
I'm expecting bankruptcy for FTX announced later tonight
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nft season lasted 2 months
arbitrum season lasted 4 days
ltc season lasted 15 minutes
hog lasts 2 seconds
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most of the money made in this industry has been by dumping on people who are "in it for the tech"
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what are your worst ever trades?
I'll go first:
- passing on a 5BTC block of SNX at 40mil FDV
- selling 120 cryptopunks between 3-5 ETH
- puking LEND at 85sats with a 100sats entry
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>ct: not your keys not your funds don't trust the banks
>also ct: omg telegram bots lfggggggg
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mfers really be talking about how shit my 4fig bets are while I take all their money on binance lmeow
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ANDDDDD NEWWWWWWW 🙏🏼
HEDGEDHOG LOOMS OVER LOOMDART! 🦔
@hedgedhog7
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people really think that calling me fat online is doing something
I'm also short and Asian
goddamn I should just end it all now
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there's no shame in being wrong
just don't lose everything when you are
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The year is 2022.
@AlchemixFi
has just released a new vault that will take your gf as collateral, give you a new gf upfront and then use your old gf to farm more gfs.
$ALCX is now trading at $10,000 and you're still waiting for an entry price NGMI HFSP
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the worst part of this macro collapse is the economists who have been wrong for over a decade quickly replenish their empty clout jars so they can be wrong again for the next decade
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most difficult market I've seen in 8 years of trading
if you're in profit, you're doing well imo
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anon, if this crypto dump was so predictable where's your massive pnl from your top short?
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have: 20 $YFI
want: girlfriends
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he's a 10 but he had dynastic revanchist wealth three months ago and two reasonably sized houses but now is on the run from his creditors in a reasonably sized yacht
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OGs will remember but there is someone on CT who was correct about the uptrend of 2019, ran an account up to 8figs but then got liquidated for everything because he used too much leverage
correct direction is nothing without proper risk management
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my mum made
@loomdart
voodoo dolls so that instead of DMing him for refund you just have to stick a few pins in these
currently taking orders
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In this line of work there are 3 rules to follow:
1. Never lend money to anyone
2. Always fill before shill
3. Dump on your friends before they dump on you
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downonly.jpg begins in a week for the rest of the year
I don’t fade the stars
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closing $YGG short
not my best trade and one of the biggest scams I've ever seen in this space
up there with the $CEL pump of August 2022
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almost anyone can make money
most just don’t know how to limit their losses
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WE FUCKING DID IT
someone is going to lose a bet and get circumcised if $SOL can hit $80 this year
make it happen
SNIP ✂️ SNIP ✂️
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13yo Robinhood traders on TikTok today:
Who the fuck is margin and why are they calling me?
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still too much ego in this space
zero is coming
Reading the comments, you would think that there was a $30B hack. Stars Arena is a profitable service that makes money. The amount lost, $3m, is something that SA can recover in about 10 days or so. Worst case, the team can borrow $3m and pay it back with interest.
Remember…
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Crypto Ruins Everything Around Me $CREAM
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$ETH fanboys had about 3 hours of "I told you so" time today and boy did they take advantage of it lmeow
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we could dump another 50% and some CT accounts will continue to tweet only bullish things because that’s what brings the engagement and followers
it’s 1 thing to be a perpetual optimist but it’s probably quite obvious how much money is left in their trading accounts as well
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no one who genuinely wants to buy and own crypto waits until the Friday close each week to execute
the aim is clear imo
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for people talking about how amazing onchain shitcoin season is:
clearly your size isn’t size
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honestly pretty good vibes from everyone in the industry at token2049
except nft holders, those dudes are depressed as shit lmfao
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recent birthday weeks for me:
2018 - btc 6k break
2019 - red
2021 - absolute crypto top
2022 - ftx insolvent
lmao wtf
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what's the most costly mistake you've ever made?
mine - missed one of my stop alerts while sleeping and woke up down 640k
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big props to this man
we are both healthier for it
health > wealth
Was a fun bout, props to
@hedgedhog7
, I no longer look like this so I’m happy, I just wish they actually played pump it loomdart for my intro song
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someone's going to launch a sex-to-earn token someday and none of you are going to get anything
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money made from technical analysis: 70%
money made from astrology: 30%
money made from mental illness: 100%
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after reviewing the ftx sex tape, I can conclude the grippy is litty but not worth 10 billy
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these weekend volumes are insanely low
can't remember the last time I saw $ETH as the 5th highest volume
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slightly early 2023 market prediction:
crypto will trade similar to 2019 where alts heavily underperform $BTC & $ETH because of heavy unlock schedules
market will bottom mid-year (June/July), btc/eth will then both be 2x higher by end of 2023
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how it's going
the stars don't lie
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the counterpoint to everyone drooling over $TRB right now is that if you were long they would’ve dumped it to 0
the only reason they’re pumping it is because someone is caught short and no one is long
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first trade in a fortnight to pay off all my token2049 gambling debts
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people who actually read books don't brag online about how many books they've bought
I’m 33 and have spent $533.19 on books and $0 on booze this year
Here’s every book I’ve purchased:
1. Elon Musk by Walter Isaacson
2. Love Yourself Like Your Life Depends on It by Kamal Ravikant
3. Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
4. Wired for Story by Lisa Cron
5. Storyworthy…
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