Explore tweets tagged as #DatabaseHumor
@HackerEarth
HackerEarth
@HackerEarth
10 years
If databases could talk :P #DatabaseHumor
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@fullstackbk
{BK}
@fullstackbk
4 years
It’s only hot πŸ”₯ if the #database in #4NF. #5NF if your nasty πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. #databasehumor #fullstackbk
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@OrientDB
OrientDB
@OrientDB
9 years
Just a bit of Monday #DatabaseHumor to cheer everyone up. #NoSQL
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@aspg_inc
ASPG, Inc.
@aspg_inc
12 years
"And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs." #databasehumor http://t.co/own0oMGo5i
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@spiff88
Brian Johnson
@spiff88
12 years
#ICEDM #ICEDM2014 #DatabaseHumor 9-5 are the reference values for accessing the conference today. http://t.co/LmmWVrOfpy
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@nitinwriteme
Nitin Kulshrestha
@nitinwriteme
1 year
Tech Joke Series !! Why did the developer break up with the database? It found the relationship too static! 🀣 😜 #TechHumor #CodingLife #DeveloperJokes #DatabaseHumor #TechCommunity #FunnyTech
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@gigasheet
Gigasheet
@gigasheet
1 year
PSA this Halloween. There are some really sick individuals out there. Be safe. #sql #dataproblems #analytics #dataanalysts #SQL #SQLMeme #DatabaseHumor #DataJokes #SQLProblems #DataLife #DBAHumor #SQLNerd #QueryProblems #SQLSyntax #DataGeek #TechHumor #DataJokes
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@dbaOnTap
Danny Bryant ❄️
@dbaOnTap
5 years
#OnTapToday. Was hoping a WHERE first_name IS NOT NULL would have prevented this email, but the content has me cracking up. #DatabaseHumor
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@ollida_tech
Ollida Technology
@ollida_tech
3 years
πŸ”— Mastering SQL joins like a pro! πŸ“Š This meme captures the challenges and triumphs of working with SQL joins. Share a laugh and tag your fellow data enthusiasts who can relate! 🀣 #SQLJoins #DataGeek #DatabaseHumor #JoiningLikeAPro
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@thecodebrick
thecodebrick
@thecodebrick
6 years
On-call during vacation, they say? #lego #programmingproblems #dbaproblems #ithumor #oncall #computerscience #databasehumor
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@CloudRss
Kerem Γ‡eliker  𝕏
@CloudRss
2 years
Maria keeps all her secrets in MariaDB because she knows it's the best place for secure transactions! :)) #DatabaseHumor #MariaDB #cloud #opensource #openshift
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@apache_age
Apache AGE πŸ“ˆ
@apache_age
2 years
Graph databases are cool, indeed. 😎 #MondayMotivation #GraphDatabase #Goals #TechHumor #DatabaseHumor #OpenSource #Graph #GitHub #Apache #LearningTech #TechExplained #Humor #Software #SoftwareDevelopment #Data #DataAnalytics #DataScience #Coding #CodingLife
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@severalnines
Severalnines
@severalnines
7 years
Congratulations to @swedense on your #worldcup victory over Mexico! It seems you were "highly available" on the pitch today #DatabaseHumor #FIFA
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@miranda_auhl
Miranda Auhl 🌻
@miranda_auhl
4 years
When you are just updating a few rows and you think you know what your query does.... πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ #PostgreSQL #TimescaleDB #databasehumor
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@gigasheet
Gigasheet
@gigasheet
1 year
Easily explore and transform huge datasets with Gigasheet! https://t.co/79tpsN9D4L #nocode #etl #dataanalytics #sql #dataproblems #analytics #dataanalysts #SQL #SQLMeme #DatabaseHumor #DataJokes #SQLProblems #DataLife #QueryLaughs #DBAHumor #SQLNerd #DataFun #QueryProblems
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@ShiashInfo
SHIASH INFO SOLUTIONS PRIVATE LIMITED
@ShiashInfo
1 year
When your SQL query to delete the last row causes unexpected chaos... πŸ˜… #shiashinfosolutions #SQLProblems #DatabaseHumor #CodingMeme #TechMeme #SQLQuery #ProgrammingLife #DeveloperHumor #FunnyTech #ITLife #CodeFails #DataManagement #ProgrammerLife #TechLaughs #Debugging #SQLFun
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@GeoICT055
Geo-ICT Training Center, Nederland
@GeoICT055
10 months
Voor beginnende SQL'ers. Lees meer: https://t.co/dAElpNWM49 #GeoICT #SQL #DataManagement #DataBaseHumor ©️ Bytebase | https://t.co/PF1xtrhojS
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@GeoPITS_DBAs
GeoPITS
@GeoPITS_DBAs
8 months
Dev: "Just a small change in production…" Production DB: "Time to burn it all down." Always acknowledge with your DBA β€” small changes can have BIG impacts. #DBAWisdom #GeoPITS #DatabaseHumor #99UptimeStruggles #TechMeme #ProductionDB
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@tweetsfromjv
JV
@tweetsfromjv
12 years
@jamiedupree so the story of little Bobby Tables continues http://t.co/wBeKjEqJkW #databasehumor http://t.co/NC0Mtux5Jz
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@SebastianJunior
Sebastian Junior
@SebastianJunior
13 years
My followers all know that I'm not in third normal form. #DatabaseHumor
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