My relationship status with my database: It's complicated, but at least it never talks back. unless I mess up a constraint. Then it screams. #DBAhumor #DataScience

Latest addition to my office ! #DBAgeeks #DBAhumor #DBAmonopoly

#sql #sqlhumor #dba #dbahumor #databaseadministrator #dataadmin #data #datascience #computerprogramming #checkdb #sqlsolutions #sqlserver #sqlserver2022 #datafunny #datahumor #sqlmeme #datameme #it #informationtechnology

Which is the scariest?. #sql #sqlsolutionsgroup #sqlmeme #sqlhumor #dba #dbameme #dbajokes #programming #computerprogrammingmeme #microsoftsql #databaseadmin #datahumor #dbahumor #dbajokes #databaseengineer

PSA this Halloween. There are some really sick individuals out there. Be safe. #sql #dataproblems #analytics #dataanalysts #SQL #SQLMeme #DatabaseHumor #DataJokes #SQLProblems #DataLife #DBAHumor #SQLNerd #QueryProblems #SQLSyntax #DataGeek #TechHumor #DataJokes

Easily explore and transform huge datasets with Gigasheet!..#nocode #etl #dataanalytics #sql #dataproblems #analytics #dataanalysts #SQL #SQLMeme #DatabaseHumor #DataJokes #SQLProblems #DataLife #QueryLaughs #DBAHumor #SQLNerd #DataFun #QueryProblems

xkcd: Exploits of a Mom. #hilarious #dbahumor #wishithoughtofit http://t.co/J5UUbdMWXL.

PMON is like an old hotel maid cleaning up after a Mick Jagger concert. The party’s over. The room's a mess. But she shows up, mop in hand, restoring every crashed session like nothing ever happened. #OracleDBA #DBAhumor #PMON #OracleLife #TechTwitter #DatabaseAdmin #SysAdmin

What the Fact is going on? #DBAHumor.

I'll slowly change your dimension #DBAhumor.

Don't fear the DBEU! #edu15 @ellucianinc #dbahumor @ Jw Marriott Indianapolis Grand Ballroom

OH (well, read): YOLO! You Only Lock Once #dbahumor.

Lamar Jackson has favor with God. - God.#ijs 😎 #DBAhumor.

OH: We shouldn't touch their packages and they shouldn't touch our boxes. #dbahumor.

American keys are going to be uuuuuuuuge! #DBAHumor

Every Sunday night I wish I could run an Explain Plan for Monday #dbahumor.

AlwaysOn should be renamed AlwaysAwesome #DBAHumor.

#DBAHumor "He had a subquery with a sub sub query but there were only two tables!" lolol #CIS3730 #GSU.

Ja: "Ajde mi napisi nesto smesno" On: "pa zamisli lik mi trazio privilegiju da sam kreira database link?! hahaha!" #DBAhumor.

A DBA walks up to two tables at a restaurant and asks "Can I join you?" #DBAHumor.