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Laptop and two monitors powered up. Check... SSMS, SQL Sentry, Outlook & Jabber online. Check... Hot coffee in hand. Check... Time to catch up on a lost week of work. It's good to be back in the saddle. #dbalife #sqlnerd

MARS , huh Mars the planet? No! Multiple Active Result Sets = MARS ! ;-) Sometimes when I reread my own mails to co-workers I think they believe I come from another planet LOL. #mssqlserver #mssql2019 #sqlnerd #mssqlpower

Don’t punish yourself

Real man can’t be stolen

Karma will never spare anyone

Emotions vs career what’s your priority ?

Keep your mind off things that don’t help you

The best revenge is no revenge. Move on . Be happy

Attactchment is the bootleg version of commitment.

Preparing myself for the worst situation coming up next

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@gurgle_io @DataRepublican As a confirmed SQLNERD I shall confidently assert SQL is evil, but since DataLog and its descendants (Logica? Datomic? Soufflé?) never became popular, we’re stuck with it.

People do mistakes by getting into the hands of a wrong person.

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

The guy who can break the relationship just for the sake of a green card is no less than an asshole.

Don’t bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future

A guy who can break the years of relationship in a minute can never be trusted.