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#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd Come back. I’ve just caught you a delicious bass.

I can't talk when my mouth is full #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd is this week's @WedChocWars hashtag game! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @Indistarr @Vasego1 and @SwissMistress75! (Clothing optional)

It’s 7pm Central—time to get weird! 🚨 Tonight, we’re writing the missed connection ads that no one actually wants to answer. Think strange locations, bizarre eye contact, and total social failure. Please join us as we play #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd What do I say to that ultimatum? You can come back when you learn to allow the seat up ALL the time.

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#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd We both laughed that we had similar briefcases, well you accidentally took mine

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd I heard about this one...

You said you’d meet me at the Melania movie, but you never showed up. No one else did either #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

Will you be the bath bomb to my toaster bath. #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

You are swiping right on tinder I’m swiping left for Hinder One of us isn’t the same. #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

We met briefly on the streets of Minneapolis the other day. But you blew me off… #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd Your spiritual or psychic powers are necessary so you already know my address; The doorman's name is Harry

I slipped into your DMs because I really liked all those Epstein files expose TikToks you were posting. Where did you go? #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd To the lady whose shopping I Sat on, and her blouse that I was accidentally sick on ... You interested in Dating?

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd You: wearing them apple bottom jeans with the boots with the fur Me: wishing I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller

Last Wednesday at Dirty Nelly’s around 1 AM. I was the one sick in the bathroom, you passed me a roll of toilet paper under the partition. #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

You: Stacie used to babysit Stephen on 4th Street. Me: Stephen I'm 18 now message me. (Dad recommended you!) #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

You were the girl sitting on the park bench. I was the guy feeding the ducks. And by feeding, I mean they stole my lunch. I got it back. If you saw this, call me. Let’s have dinner…maybe Peking Duck? #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd