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#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd You: a beguiling shepherdess with a unique culinary palette and a case of arachnophobia Me: a young trumpet player with a penchant for azure clothing

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd You: wearing them apple bottom jeans with the boots with the fur Me: wishing I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller

#FriendlyVillains “Oh! Mr. Kane! Glad we ran into you. We came across this and we thought you may want it.” *hands over a sled* “Have a good day.”

#FriendlyVillains Professor Morehearty

#FriendlyVillains How about a nice game of checkers?

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie West Side Storm

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie A Star Is Porn

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie RoboCok

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie Evil Deed

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie Pink Floyd’s The Hall

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie The Fast and the Curious

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie To Bill A Mockingbird

#Change1LetterChangeAMovie Forest Hump

#AddAlcoholToMusic My Lips, My Back, My Pussy, and My Kraken

#AddAlcoholToMusic Band On The Rum Runners

#AddAlcoholToMusic All I Want Is Some Rumple Minz

#AddAlcoholToMusic 7 Shots of Tequila

#AddAlcoholToMusic I Want To Sex On The Beach You Up

#AddAlcoholToMusic A Hazy IPA of Winter

#MyPettyResolution is to forgo all the feelings I have and destroy them with booze and drugs. Right after I win a major lottery jackpot.