mt neverest
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I'm not here for a long time, I'm just here for a good time. - George Strait
Joined May 2013
Only in America will we accept weather conditions from a rodent, but deny climate change is happening from scientists
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I saw my shadow today, aka the bags under my eyes because I need 6 more weeks of sleep.
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Today a man knocked on our door and asked my mom for a small donation towards the local swimming pool and my mom gave him a glass of water😭😭😭
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Bad Bunny's full message to ICE and all republicans during his Grammys speech is SO important: "We're not savage. We're not animals. We're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans. Also, I want to say to the people...I know it's tough not to hate on these days, and I was
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Baby stingrays look like little aliens trapped in ravioli
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#CupidityStupidity Your first date happens in Las Vegas where you get married in a drunken stupor.
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You might not want to use Cat Candy Hearts if you're trying to impress your human crush #CupidityStupidity
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#CupidityStupidity is having that dumb little cherub missing my heart & hitting my stomach when it shot. I definitely loved a lot more food than I should've over time.
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Dressing as a half nekkid man/boy and running around with a bow and arrow set displays #CupidityStupidity.
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