Hi, if you're here to RT me because I recently RTed you please stop now. I RTed you because of the tweet no other reason you owe me nothing.

This is kinda like bitching about people tweeting about their houses being on fire, and not about all the cases of domestic violence in the US.

Seeing as how 2026 has gone so far I'm going to assume you meant *Standard in this #StrandedWithEvil?

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Hey @Nymdok finally watching Running Man and so far my one takeaway is "do they really need him to threaten every single child he comes in contact with?" 😂

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#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd What do I say to that ultimatum? You can come back when you learn to allow the seat up ALL the time.

Will you be the bath bomb to my toaster bath. #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

I slipped into your DMs because I really liked all those Epstein files expose TikToks you were posting. Where did you go? #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd Me: In the Men's bathroom at Paco's Tacos screaming at the urinal because my pee burned when I pissed. You: the woman in the men's stall, screaming while you pooped a hot load because you drank too much tequila and put too much hot sauce on your burrito

Sorry, Earth. Unfortunately, I could resist. I know a lot of your people were counting on me. #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

You said you’d meet me at the Melania movie, but you never showed up. No one else did either #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

I was the barista who said your name wrong at Starbucks when I handed you your order. I wanna use my discount on you… #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

They never told you that that one step was a doozy, but I guess that's how your ex had it built #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

You were the girl sitting on the park bench. I was the guy feeding the ducks. And by feeding, I mean they stole my lunch. I got it back. If you saw this, call me. Let’s have dinner…maybe Peking Duck? #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

To the woman at the free clinic this morning. Let's celebrate it JUST being a RASH. let's get lunch! #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

#AwkwardMissedConnectionAd Come back. I’ve just caught you a delicious bass.

You were driving your Cybertruck south on N Dubuque street past the I-80 and I was concussed and worried you didn’t see my middle finger when I flip you off driving that dumpster with wheels on. #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

For the love of God Sheila please tell Chris Hansen the truth I was there to see you not your son! #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd

You were a part of the camera crew on Cheaters that just intervened on me, thought I was picking up on a vibe #AwkwardMissedConnectionAd