Mr. Netanyahu, antisemitism is a vile and disgusting form of bigotry that has done unspeakable harm to millions. Do not insult the intelligence of the American people by attempting to distract us from the immoral and illegal war policies of your extremist and racist government.

Why is it always April when I decide to rejoin society? Is it a Spring thing or something. FFS, please let me live my life as a reclusive hermit!

born in England, bred in Scotland, barmy in Brain

Do you think @CalvinHarris will ever do for Dumfries what The Beatles did for Liverpool. Would be cool to have a big yellow duck wearing fly eye specs swimming down the Nith

Just occurred to me that Father Ted is basically Frasier but about Irish priests instead of a psychiatrist and his family.

living isn't easy / when you've been free / and it's taken away @thisisfyfe #solace #epilepsy

Hopper on the Acorn :D

I had an aura a few days ago, usual symptoms of confusion & terror, but when I went to brush my teeth I had forgotten which toothbrush was mine? 🪥 #epilepsy #weirdepilepsysymptoms #aura

I went through the process myself thinking if I was physically incapacitated, this would be a hell of a lot harder to do. I'm not surprised people don't apply for it #epilepsy #DSA #sfe https://t.co/sAm3eFxaad

The death of independent media is the death of democracy. They know this in Ukraine. If you have pennies to spare, send them to these journalists battling not just for their country but for truth 💕🙏🇺🇦

(Clears throat, adjusts tie, taps mic) You know what type of cheese they had at the Downing Street party? One roulė for them, and another for the rest of us NO YOU FUCK OFF THAT IS TOP QUALITY CHEESE-RELATED CONTENT

I typed 'please' twice in the same sentence 😫 my professional life is over

Also the source of all my childhood trauma. If you can't copy the Scottish accent at 6 years old you're DOOMED. Also, if you decide you're too stubborn to learn the Scottish accent and are loyal to your English enunciation you are DOUBLE DOOMED (I speak from experience)

Had to configure my Eclipse to work with JavaFX and it was a right ballache. Anyone struggling this video was a massive help #JavaProgramming #javafx #eclipseIDE https://t.co/hXkfFzZI0s

Epilepsy Gripe #594: not being able to take a bath without BF sat on the loo supervising! Hopefully not pooping though (that applies to both of us)

for (int j = 1; j <= l; j++) 👀 Is it bad practice to use a variable that looks like a 1, or do I need glasses? 🧐 #programming #CodeNewbie

I was stuck for hours today on a Java app, then I had a quick play this evening and the task is done. Where did my giant obstacle to learning go?? #JavaProgramming #learningtocode

And to think I used to believe my English degree was totally USELESS!! 😅 public static String useCorrectGrammar(int stockIn) { if (stockIn > 1) { return "are"; } return "is"; } #programming #pedantry #Java

"Applying the correct equation can suddenly solve an important practical problem, and completely change the world we live in." https://t.co/F1T0rO57Yv

Full marks. 👏👏👏