Jeff the 4th
@grayskies365
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Married. Dad. Won a coloring contest in 1986. https://t.co/KctvANfzUv
Ohio, USA
Joined January 2022
Bruce Wayne: (Giving a press conference on day 3 of bronchitis) Any questions? Every reporter raises their hand.
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And where is it now?
Sigourney Weaver’s boneless stunt double used for the Alien series.
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Have you ever heard of the French Revolution?
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The type of girl at the pharmacy desk when I go to pick up a max strength diarrhea medication
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“Bin.”
@UnityNewsNet My maga hats are in the bin. I’m so fucking embarrassed and ashamed
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I slept like shit. - how adults say "good morning"
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Twitter needs an "Okay, I've seen this!" button so it stops putting the same tweets at the top of your feed.
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Radical Islam stands upon the shoulders of white liberals.
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Muslims when it’s been 27 seconds without them committing some act of terror on innocent people in the name of a pedophile prophet
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HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.
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i love the environment and nature but in a cool way not a faggy liberal way
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what’s the best tweet of all time?
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I set my clocks ahead a minute each day so I'm not surprised when the time change happens. It's already August in my house
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“HE SAID NO PICKLES”
what are some girl equivalents to gestures like a guy opening a car door or carrying you over a puddle
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