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Caught my toddler questioning the baby. He wanted my newborn baby to admit that he can talk. Told the baby I KNOW YOU CAN TALK. It was a full on interrogation. Lmao I’m not letting him watch Boss Baby no more. He tweakin
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This exactly what happens in hood restaurants, sometimes the dope addicts come in and put on a show, and everybody know to ignore it
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@2sapphireblu
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He’s 4. This pretty much his final showdown before preK. He is with the shits.
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@jiggyjayy2
I just wanna know how you tryna defend a woman you disrespect every time you away from her. HOW
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@NotSoNewlywedPC
Lmao the toddlers be buck. Boogie was playing with his seven different Spider-Man figures and he has the girl one with a deep voice. She only says “GODDAMN IT PETER PARKER” 💀
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@YumiZYoko
Ursula was definitely wronged in some way by King Triton and she vowed to get Triton back even if she gotta go thru his dumb ass daughter. She said she’ll choose peace when she’s in Hell but right now violence is the answer. I mean..I get it
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I thought somebody lost a durag
This is one of the rarest octopuses ever seen by humans 😯🐙
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@indigogloves
Lmaooooo I was thinking “this is full on slavery” and then boom, there it is Lmaooo
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@Auss_e
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One chased me for almost a block during a school field trip to the zoo, the zoo would just let them mfs roam in a safe area but I mistakenly tripped into it and they were about to jump tf outta me 😭
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@Ryses_Pyses
no why would she turn the bird towards her like it’s not strapped with a knife nose and razor feet 😭
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@jiggyjayy2
They be peaking in HS. Balding in the 20s and experiencing constant ED in their 30s. Their prime is almost nonexistent 😭
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Onika’s cousin’s friend FINALLY reveals himself
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Gordon SCAMsey
Y'all got nicknames for DariusCan'tCook like y'all do for Talcum X?
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@jiggyjayy2
Now I gotta be mean and honest and spiteful to prove that you not that guy. Why you taking me outta character 😂
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@jiggyjayy2
They waited for me one time when they realized I had two kids with me and I’ll never forget that. They will always get my coin.
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@TheBaddestMitch
It got her an amazing partner and a gorgeous baby genius. The few times I’ve made art all it got me was a lil bitty ass scholarship in college
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@_ItsMarisWorld_
@BeeMichelle
****They didn’t want to do those things with them past penis’. It was silent like the g in lasagna.
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@jiggyjayy2
Nope. Men just like being free of blame for their own deliberate sexual irresponsibility
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@jiggyjayy2
They met and they definitely do hate each other. Barba got Staeblers wife’s murderer off
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Rihanna done fulfilled all her dreams atp, just give her her accolades, she is done with you ungrateful whores
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@jamiebadu
@jiggyjayy2
Lmao tried to flex less than 20% of ancestral African blood. I die. White women really be out here using ancestry website proof as a license to be disrespectful culture vultures.
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@TheBaddestMitch
Exactly. Be screaming they can’t get behind it but when it comes to our murder, most times they are the cause of it.
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@NotSoNewlywedPC
@ImCertifiedTrap
Smoking on one of them gnarled fingers Katt Williams told that radio hostess she had 😭
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Mine be asking did I pay the bill. The audacity
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@jiggyjayy2
Those types of males have so many partners their STDs can throw kick off parties. They need to focus on sexual health and learning how to read.
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@SADlNTHEBOOTH
I’d be nervous too. Kehlani smiles and my panties would be on her forehead magically. Actually, what panties? Whose panties? They’d cease to exist
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@jiggyjayy2
This new collection of Wayans men got some kick to it, I almost licked the screen. They be doing the Lords work
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@jiggyjayy2
Lmaooo ima show my oldest baby who loves science and nasa that it’s possible to get in where he fit in
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@SupernovaMomma
Perfectly said. He was a terror in his household and anyone who he influenced. Even his baby sister was sick of him. I don’t even think his grandparents liked him, you know how challenging you gotta be for your grandma to be like TIME TO GO HOME after a few hours ? 😭
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@wyetthasspoken
And I think she doesn’t care about optics because he been told her when she first started the show he is not about to transform himself publicly because of her job. Even though for a while, her job was footing the bills. He wanna cheat in peace. Disrespectful
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@_benjvmins_
You wasn’t wrong tho and he gone have that lil baby saying nigga like it’s apart of the alphabet
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Normani better know who she playing with. Big Daddy Tey will knock them braid right outta place!
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Angelica was a sick ass bitch for telling Chuckie it’s a monster under his bed that’s gone eat him and he’ll never see his dad again. Bitch his daddy all he got in this world. Why her parents ain’t get her checked out? She a whole psychopath
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@jiggyjayy2
She be tryna get on awl the charts and they be pressed. We admire a diverse sound from our queens. She is whatever she was going for. Period.
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I just find it funny how he knows he can do all this flagrant lip flapping knowing Will won’t/can’t react to it because of several reasons : he’s trying to let thing die down, tony rock is unimportant, and the Smith’s most certainly will never be in the audience of his lil shows
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His overgrown ass be in IG DMs and comment sections of women decades younger than him too. JUST THIRSTY. This take is not shocking. He probably was doing some power plays his damn self
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@jiggyjayy2
I’ve said many times that she should’ve poisoned them, buried them, and told the town they abandoned her once her fathers money ran out. Not a soul liked or cared for them enough to investigate that
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@jiggyjayy2
If you cheat on me that much I need bouquets of diamonds, keep the flowers that can die in a week pls
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Lmao I understand her shock, in her heydays they was bathing daily with a couple capfuls of the brown bottle of Lysol and their newspaper ads told them it was doctors orders 😭
Nana is tryna understand why millennials/ GenZ don’t douche anymore. This is one of the craziest dialogues I’ve ever seen.
“Yall don’t douche” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@jiggyjayy2
I can’t fathom being gaslit by a Caucasian that I chose (🤢) to marry every single day. And then it’s over the simplest things like making a sandwich?! It will have me contemplating a lifetime movie end result. I gotta save myself and he gotta die. No other way
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@jiggyjayy2
Period because nobody on that show is drop dead gorgeous nor are they perfect partners to their exes or currents enough to be talmbout anybody or the size of their back.
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“As an Alpha male 🗣”
I know right now, someone is on a clubhouse stage yelling about gender roles 😭😭😭
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@_MissLeandra
@BeeMichelle
It’s funny how she prepared for the back pedaling when a black man is approaching her about it. Funnnnn - eeee
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@jiggyjayy2
Damn then who was his daddy?! His mama was throwing that cat from the pridelands to the elephant graveyard
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@earringdealer1
Lmaooo it’s the fact he look like he pushin 50 talmbout he a piru for me 😭 sir go pick up your kids from school!
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Lmao I will NEVER tell my kids this. I said that’s your cousin mf!
I just broke it to my nieces that one of our aunties is really just my mom's (their grandma's) friend from middle school, they are shocked like i just reveled a Tyler Perry play family secret😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 its sending me
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@TheBaddestMitch
I did smell like old butterscotch in the titty area and due to that- my babies knew exactly where a nipple was at all times.
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@Dreadful4Tymes
The value is never in their face. The face card instantly declines and a large red sign signals that the authorities to be called out immediately
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@talleyberrybaby
@TheBaddestMitch
Lmao I was bout to say, this is how I mop and sweep the floors when my
Kids not home. 😭😆
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@jiggyjayy2
I agree, however if he cheated with and married the wife and then I got my lick back by smashing him married and stayed just to find her and show prove my point. That’s another story. That had happened to me like once.
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@NotSoNewlywedPC
I believe so too. She left him and went on a girls trip and he saw she was out here having a BALL, dressing cute, and being serenaded by her fav. He was HEATED
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@jiggyjayy2
EXACTLY, same court system trying to prosecute him be letting violent criminals out on bs technicalities or just because the jail is full and then wondering why they can’t solve cold case murders or rapes or robberies
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Underestimating a baddie AND her ability to wrangle up a roster in 2.5 seconds is criminal levels of stupid. That’s what they get.
I love the “I asked my wife for an open relationship” to “I didn’t expect other people to find my wife attractive and nobody wants me but now she won’t close it cause she’s happy” pipeline.
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They snatching frontals out, dragging folk by the edges, and getting at LEAST a 10piece combo of punches in. It’s not even close to fair.
Not the Lambda variant being resistant to the vaccine, im back inside cause Covid's linesisters can FIGHT forreal
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@RyannWinter11
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None of the other villains set up the finesse to get what they want this smooth! She had backup plans too. Sis was ready
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Okay, Alanis Horsette
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One of my male cousins broke up with his baby's mother and she announced that she used to fuck him with a strap-on...at his father's funeral
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I love how Justin Timberlake is so easy to replace. I truly do
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