After spending hours in an air conditioned office there's no greater feeling than of stepping out in to the afternoon sunlight, the lovely warmth is simply orgasmic. Had the #Monday blues & now I'm full of joy. #MondayMotivation

Your Nails Are Telling You Something Are You Listening

I mean, what more can I say. #stephcurry #warriors

Still puzzled by the name 'Kimlan', had to ask her 3 times how to say it. What kinda name is that? Why her mother didn't just name her Kim/Kimberly? Googled it & Asian soy sauce showed up. It's more fitting for an Asian but not a Black woman. #justsaying

Acfter all that 'blah, blah, blah, you fúcks nothing, NOTINHG!

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Basically, we're 'friends with benefits'. I told you, bîtches

Ayo, I really love being me. Babygirl posted a manicure pic (I hate fake nails). Fellas, has your girl every 'gently' scratched your balls with her nails while giving you 'head'? It feels good, doesn't it? #freakyfriday #FridayVibes

All the celebs loveeee big #SnoopDogg. He got that aura, for real. #GoldenGlobes

Bruh, if she don't know "Get Rich Or Die Tryin" she's too young for you! When you hear that 'coin flip' just know it's about to go down, LOUDLY on the highway. Shoutout ShotMoney & Yayo, one time. #50cent #hiphop

Shoutout to everyone who believes in that 'new year, new me' bullshît. Had to MANIPULATE a client into taking a 2 bedroom apartment today...Furthermore, there were only 10 months in a year, the new year began in March. #justsaying #realestate

One of the cons of being tall (6,1) is that you can smell a chick's hair/weave 👃🏽. Shawty's pretty but she smell's like she ain't showered in weeks 😒. Can't be claiming you're a 10/10 but you be smelling funky af 😑. Them draws probably a nightmare 🤢🥀. #smackdown #Indiana

Just noticed that my drink mix is now 80% #alcohol & 20% chaser. It used to be 50/50, guessing I've reached a new level of alcoholism. #fridayvibes

Clemency for the Diddler? Nahhh, that's a bad look for Trump. Especially right now with kidnapping of #Maduro & the current situation with ICE. #diddy

NOW: Protests in FAVOR of Maduro in Venezuela.

"The X-Men will return in #AvengersDoomsday". Rumors are circulating that the movie could be split in to 2 parts, maybe even 4. #doomsday

Every year my nextdoor neighbor puts up a heap of #Christmas lights but only has them on for a couple of hours, they're turned them on from 6pm till 9pm. Shît supposed to be left on throughtout the #night, what's the point?

“You can take your 6 million h*locaust gas chamber shit and shove it up your ass”

She wanted me to do her lil #TikTok dance with her. Told her no, I ain't no clown. She was a lil upset so I pulled her to the side, spun her around & told her #dance for me. She smiled & started doing her thing. She actually looked hot, but I can't tell her that tho