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Josh

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@awaitingtrial
doctor worm
@awaitingtrial
2 years
Just led my horse to water 💯 smooth sailing from here
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@grownlol
alonso
@grownlol
5 years
and that concludes the election and our president is- WHAT’S THIS ? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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@Mewtailv2
Ehhhhh
@Mewtailv2
6 years
I'm losing my mind
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@nathanfielder
nathan fielder
@nathanfielder
6 years
I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.
@Austin_Police
Austin Police Department
@Austin_Police
6 years
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful
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@toph_bbq
Toph
@toph_bbq
6 years
@Strong_Badam Exactly LMAO "Without cops what's gonna happen when my stuff gets stolen???" What do you think currently happens? Nothing bro LOOOL
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@tyesheriidan
two men in a trenchcoat
@tyesheriidan
6 years
ODBSHEKDBJDFKBSJFKDBENF ONNDLFNDJDLFNDNDJ
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@chaselyons
Chase
@chaselyons
6 years
when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded
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@jeauxhan
📜🐀📜
@jeauxhan
6 years
Godzilla after destroying Tokyo
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@ram_canal
Miro
@ram_canal
6 years
why are my white relatives like this
@KylePlantEmoji
Kyle 🌱
@KylePlantEmoji
6 years
White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett
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@physics_smith
Colin Smith
@physics_smith
6 years
@josh_aubin Good to see you guys are just as funny as when you were in my class
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@electrolemon
demi adejuyigbe
@electrolemon
7 years
https://t.co/Kh6Aq2kIds
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@CORRELLB2
CORRELL B
@CORRELLB2
7 years
EARTH WIND AND FIRE - SEPTEMBER (COVER)
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@CORRELLB2
CORRELL B
@CORRELLB2
7 years
MARIYA TAKEUCHI - PLASTIC LOVE (COVER)
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@PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
@PFTompkins
7 years
@willsommer Exit Sandmann
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@RaptorsVO
Raptors
@RaptorsVO
7 years
Dude Rorschach is my favourite superhero i just wish his mask didnt have a picture of my parents fighting on it
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@greenIight
ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ
@greenIight
7 years
please watch another show i’m begging you
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@ram_canal
Miro
@ram_canal
7 years
Thanks @josh_aubin for driving behind me after watching Sleepaway Camp, I would've been too scared to do it without your headlights behind me
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