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Please let me stay in Aus
Australia
Joined September 2015
life is like a minion wave, whenever you crash you always bounce back
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Mickey 17: man I sure do love my girlfriend. she’s the best Mickey 18:
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Talking to a friend who works more than me: buddy, it’s called life. It’s called joy, time with family. Nature. Talking to a friend who works less than me: at a certain point in every man’s life he needs to step up bro
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The plan: -ask the boys what the move is -get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) -have 2 beers -start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another -another beer -double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers -darkness sets in -stare at the void
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I don’t understand why I can’t find a girlfriend. I have a good job where I’m my own boss. I own a boat. I have lots of friends. I have a peg leg and an eye patch and a hook for a hand
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There’s this grunge wrestler named Steven Flowe who’s theme song Even Flow except all the words are just changed to Steven Flowe
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