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just a muppet stuck in a womanโs body
Joined January 2021
Me: wait, I need to put my socks on Sock puppet: ok letโs go
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She left her GoPro unattended at the bottom of the ocean to film a sunset underwater with no human around. [๐น divedivelive] https://t.co/xI0Lzlfhdn
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Finishing any adult book like
NEW: Over 54% of Americans, approximately 130 million people, now read below a 6th grade level according to National Literacy Institute data.
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Company is coming over, would you please be a dear & bring out our finest set of sporks
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BREAKING: Sugars essential for life have been found in pristine asteroid Bennu samples collected by NASAโs OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. Combined with previous detections of amino acids and nucleobases, we see that lifeโs ingredients were widespread throughout the solar system:
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I donโt wanna โcircle backโ, I wanna watch The Muppet Christmas Carol and make a popcorn garland
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For my cinephile freaks, I adored ๐ฅ Bugonia sm but you HAVE to see it blind-ish (before ppl ruin it)
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Is AI so good & humans so bad that everything online is meaningless yet or am I back too soon
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RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.
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Nothing Bad can Happen ! It Can only Good Happen. But with Tylenol, Don't take it !
Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."
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For Parasite (2019), Bong Joon-ho meticulously drew storyboards for nearly every scene, planning each shot with incredible precision ๐คฏ
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*flicking a packet of ramen seasoning like it's a bag of coke*
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โChristiansโ vs Christians
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