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@[email protected] https://mastodon.social@gnuchu Lazy like a raccoon 🦝
Joined February 2007
New divide and dissolve record is a bit tasty huh? https://t.co/mrhK623GQa
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Divide And Dissolve · Indignation · Song · 2023
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Hola twitter. Am back. For a wee while only. Yup, am back on the elevator.
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My mum passed away recently, in the process of helping my dad sort things I downloaded his Ring app to my phone. Since then I have taken great pleasure in watching my dad out and about feeding the birds talking to the neighbours. I love seeing he is ok, I love him so much.
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Lots of people at the gym don't bother with padlocks on their lockers in the changing room. Whenever I come across one of them, I enjoy leaving it wide open knowing they will have one of those mini heart attacks thinking something might be stolen.
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Me: *Screaming into the void* The void: Scream all you like I already ate the last piece of cake.
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The trivago ads on the telly have been driving me nuts for ages. "isn't trivago great because X paid less than Y for their hotel" - not it's fucking not, it's a pain in the arse...then I just realized it's describing the basic functions of capitalism and it's chilled me right out
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The most grimly stubborn skidmark on the underpants of British politics. I know you can’t believe a word he says but he promised to leave the country in the event of Brexit failing.
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@gnuchu Yeah for me it was looking up a b-side that got mentioned in moderating @anon_opin and I don't think I even approved the message
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Apple should release an iMessage app for Android. It'd kill SMS. And MMS. And Google's awful chat implementation. Winner all around.
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Jeezo...betting @glasgowlive hasn't been to hospital any time recently. Mum was waiting 12 hours in the corridor there on Sunday.
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Ralph kicking off what will hopefully be a bumper weekend of nonleague football @BroxburnAthFC 📸 @rymoffat
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React: eXtra Markup Language
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We lost dad to prostate cancer last year. My sister read that it can be caused by not ejaculating regularly. Now mum and sis ask me openly "Have you tossed yourself off today?" I am 32, single and live at home. Help me.
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