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@ghostofolson
Hayden
1 year
When you’re holding the dick and tickling the balls
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1 year
Ray Peat on peanut butter and jelly
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9 months
How it feels to be a real ass bitch in this fake ass world
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
9 months
Theyre a former youth pastor who now makes coffee for a living and has a positive impact in their local community, hope that clears things up you rat dog monster
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🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴
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What is this phenotype? Nickelodeon and it's consequences
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@ghostofolson
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2 years
I support this and if you don’t unfollow me
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1 year
Oh lawd that brother is starving
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1 year
There’s nothing like walking into the bodega, grabbing an iced cafecito, chopping it up with everyone behind the counter + appreciating the dude who’s blasting “Oye Como Va” through his backpack speaker. In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a good day.
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
8 months
Fuck it Jason Kelce highlights
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4 months
@Howlingmutant0 The flirt then block, classic
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2 years
What the hell is she building
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18 days
This is awesome
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
2 years
have you met some of my mutuals?
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Hayden
1 year
Michel Houellbecq go on Ru Paul’s Drag Race
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
8 months
Its me your little venice bitch
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2 years
???
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2 years
A little bit of chicken fried, a cold beer on a Friday night
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2 years
They’re on a first date and they’re each so nervous
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
2 years
she looks nice, i hope nothing bad happens to her
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cinesthetic.
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Monica Bellucci in Irréversible (2002) dir. Gaspar Noé
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Hayden
5 months
"Wow I can't believe I just got CLOCKED"
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5 months
Every indie writer marketing campaign
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6 months
@FilthyArmenian Sponsored by Manscaped
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Hayden
5 months
Dudes will see Mr. Ed and be like "Hell yeah"
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Ben Crew
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A single image of Mr. Ed is more powerful than entire seasons of television made today
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Hayden
10 months
Rest in peace poor girl. Love you Gracie
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Hayden
2 years
I hate that she should be at most a 3rd grade teacher
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2 years
Who said food can't be fun?
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Hayden
1 year
I’m always doing this
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
2 years
(Cormac McCarthy voice) See the butt. The butt is taken and he spits up blood in the desert and he walks over to the sheriff who stands in the doorway. My butt got took, he says. Reckon I dont care much, says the sheriff as he punches the man. No cryin overa butt got took.
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2 years
You have 3,569 unread emails
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6 months
25 🥳🎂
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1 year
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
1 year
This is so White-girl-coded that “identifies as Asian” is starting to make a lot of sense actually
@mrbrianrowe
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1 year
Michelle Yeoh’s preparation for Everything Everywhere All at Once. Just AMAZING.
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9 months
@weirdsexpervert Sorry that the gleeful asexual cherub isnt making you happy like damn cheer up a little
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1 year
This is what cat is all about baby
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8 months
This kind of girl would always become pregnant at 15
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Hayden
7 months
Average day in the life of a gay man
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
7 months
Congressman George Santos has been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud. 🔗:
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1 year
This is awesome
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4 months
"Nothing ever happens" -- there is literal freaking sexism going on at the Oscars this year and you're saying that. Ok. Got it.
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
2 years
It’s so embarrassing seeing a 28 y/o walking his 20 y/o lover in his stroller
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how are you 28 and not completely humiliated to be in a relationship w a 20 year old
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Hayden
4 months
Ban cameras on phone. Ban wifi. Put ashwaganda in the water supply. Lock down the schools. Give the mail man a gun. Decentralize the IRS. Tax the Fed.
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Hayden
2 years
Chopped cheese. Jewish bagel with the cream cheese. Cat asleep on the Sour Punch Straws. One tile in the floor discolored from the rest. Light bulb blinking. A generational evil lurks beneath. Presenting the next film from Ari Aster, The Evil Bodega.
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2 years
Just being naturally me
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2 years
I walked into the bodega and I asked, "Do you guys sell water?" The man at the counter glanced at the ground, a solemn immigrant's glance, and shook his head. "No – we have toilet you can have use for tonight." Never friggin change, N.Y.C. <3
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
2 years
Don’t you dare fucking touch that light switch
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Hayden
5 months
No Christmas cheer. No mirth or merry. On the Naughty List you go, young man.
@Apollo_Ilios
Apollo Ilios
5 months
Fuck your stupid religion and fuck this stupid "tip" You wanna help me? Give me money you cheap christian bastards, i make 13.50/hr and have the capacity to deal with shit like this
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5 months
(Dyslexic guy reacting to the news) dude, fuck this guy for beheading Santa
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Hayden
2 years
It’s my birthday btw
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Hayden
4 months
They are not nice to Emily in Paris
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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What exactly is preventing you from moving to France?
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1 year
Me when I’m a special little man
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2 years
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1 year
After you get the Anna K retweet they start treating you different, start respecting you more. You mean something in this business.
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8 months
Im only 14 but I like the beatles i don't really like Skrillex and bands like that
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2 years
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2 months
When the bottom dies and you have to call the police 🌈 🤣 🏳️‍🌈
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5 months
More American men wear bracelets than eat stew
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Hayden
4 months
White people will be like "I'm funny". Yep, and there are many people dying every day while you laugh and chortle and chuckle.
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1 year
I’m “Lena Dunham”
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2 years
Ken Burns documentary on wiggers
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1 year
He was so real for this
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Hayden
2 years
when he died, he laid there a bit gayly, and they tried not to laugh
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4 months
A lot of y'all would choke in this situation
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5 months
I'm just glad we have something on a piece of paper now. That's how you know something is true.
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@ghostofolson
Hayden
2 years
I have over 40 men on The Right Stuff sending me money. I drop a pepe in the chat next to my big tits and their conservative wallets go liberal
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1 year
Oh hell yes baby
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5 months
(Polycule breaking up) It's not you, you, you, or you, it's me.
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2 years
The liberals literally don’t want you doing this
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2 years
The Student Debt “Crisis “ Solved (arms crossed while I say this) 1. You take out a LOAN. 2. You PAY the LOAN back.
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2 years
i would kill to have a wikipedia "controversies" section this good
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7 months
Sure there is a war going on, but did you know there are nazi punks in the indie lit scene? Conservatives, reactionaries, fascists? I can't sleep at night anymore
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2 months
Happy easter from us 🐰
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2 years
Coming down to the ring, weighing 430 pounds…my wife!
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2 years
This cat is pretty and accessorized
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1 year
Omg ur from New York? I’m like so happy for you that you’re from New York. That’s so cool that’s awesome. It’s awesome that you’re from New York
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@ghostofolson
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10 months
Here since your ass loves the University of Alabama Crockpots so much
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1 year
When the magician asks for a volunteer from the audience
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Hayden
8 months
This is NOT something a kitten thinks!
@kitten_beloved
Kitten 💖🐈
8 months
You'll never convince me that female teachers having sex with their teen male students is a serious crime, or even remotely comparable to the same scenario with the sexes reversed It's very curious to me how people always show up and attempt to equate them in heinousness
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2 years
(At a funeral) he had a way with serving cunt.
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1 year
It’s pretty simple to me. I loved books like Matilda when I was a kid, books that encouraged you to read and learn and think in an environment where it was weird to do that. If you don’t see the hypocrisy or evil in any kind of “banal” censorship you should be boiled alive.
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6 months
Im buying the entire stock market, i expect everything will get better from here on out
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@toxoplasmosii Awww the seal hops next to mama
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1 year
comedy is friggin back
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
1 year
Comedian Roseanne Barr is back: “my pronouns are kiss/my/ass!”🤣
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1 year
Most guys aren’t allowed to look like this anymore because they gave women the right to vote
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2 years
What did the student loans do that need to be forgiven
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2 years
His body was an igloo I entered like a seal
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2 years
They made me do sexual stuff to get my checkmark
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7 months
Its called A24 because only 24-year old think that shits cool 😐
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4 months
*stopping in the middle of sex* I just wanted to acknowledge how much you're trying, that I care about you, and that, even though I might not always enjoy it, I have no problem doing this with you
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7 months
Everything reminds me of him
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7 months
The new TPN with Mike White is a beautiful and incendiary piece of criticism, a lament for the death of once-vibrant, psychologically probing artists and the critics who gave them life again
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