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@ghostofjeanglam

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they/he - gunpla enthusiast - Father - generally a sadsack

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@ghostofjeanglam
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1 year
Hey dudes! I’m trying to get my name legally and officially changed to Ridley, so I made a fundraiser. Donate if you can, share if you’re feeling awesome. Thank you so much. If you’d rather donate directly instead of to GoFundMe, I have: Venmo ( @Riddymydude ) 1/2
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@ghostofjeanglam
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The Trivia section on James Somerton’s Wiki is hilarious y’all move quick as fuck
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@dovergirl95 @philosophysux I’m genuinely missing the part where anyone is intruding on women’s spaces here
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@0xAlaric And with one tweet you’ve shown you have never been part of hardcore for even a moment
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@dovergirl95 @philosophysux I’m in agreement, I’m guessing I just didn’t exactly understand the initial wording. I misread it as “how is OP getting complimented an invasion of women’s spaces?” and now it just clicked. I absolutely apologize.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Y’all ever just look at a band and think “nope I’m good Never listening to this”
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Over a month with no self harming, can I get a fat Fuckin W in the replies
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@biggestjoel They don’t even try to hide it anymore
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Just passed the two week mark of no self harm.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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10 months
Your guitarist sent his dick pics to minors and you all have a real hard on for the N word maybe sit the Fuck down
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Are you mad that the cover band has billions of streams and completely sold out their last headliner w/ 26,000 tickets lmao
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@tahiryy27 @PRatioer @LilNasX The clear joke ——————- Your head
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Jacket/Vest thread: go
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@Ollie_XVX I am cackling
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@masculinesoul Aaaah so you’re a grifter, got it.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@GamingPrinny @TheArtOfAsty If you have a “fictional interest” in hyper specialized children then yeah you’re flirting with pedophilia my guy. Turns out I’m actually fully allowed to trash people for being adults beating their meat to literal depictions of children.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Four days, no self harm. I’m doing good.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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It’s Father’s Day I’ve been a dad for a little over a year and that’s Fuckin sick
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Little void. @VoidWitchTX
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@DocDeathcore_ Finn “selling out is good, I love cops, and I met my wife when she was still in high school and I was a grown ass man in my 30s, what do you mean I’m a shithead” McKenty
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Welcome to the world, Lachlan. I love you. I promise with my every last breath I will protect and guide you. Thank you for choosing me to be your father, rabbit.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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2 years
I just realized today is six years clean of coke and two years free from self harming
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@ghostofjeanglam
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This is so fucking funny
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@PrincessSoftpaw @chaotic_sub That... literally isn’t the case but okay
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Thankful for my first Father’s Day with my baby boy
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I’m absolutely making my son his first battle jacket
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Potentially got a job paying 18/hr. Really hoping it works out.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Not only did @undeathNY and @Frozensoultx announce a tour with fucking DYING FETUS but it’s coming to my tiny ass town????? I don’t have to drive four hours!?!! LETS FUCKIMG GO
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@ghostofjeanglam
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2 years
Yeah we cute keep scrolling
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@ghostofjeanglam
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The coolest kid in the world is 2 months old today
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@ghostofjeanglam
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God I want to front a swampy death metal band so badly. Hmu if you’re within a couple hours of Jacksonville NC and wanna write shit that sounds like it was passed through a few liters of bog water. Bonus points if you’re willing to get doomy with it.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Need a group of 4-7 dudes to come over and drink shitty beer and listen to Motörhead while we all circle pit in my back yard
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@MFMEHLOW @skyismaz @SaeedDiCaprio He is free to say it and we are free to bully him for it.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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W: I quit || smoking weed || and cigarettes today. At least, making a concerted effort to. I’ve already quit drinking as well. Id like to reintroduce myself: hi, I’m Ridley, and I’m getting sober.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Adjusting to fatherhood is... a lot more difficult than anyone could ever imagine I feel like. I love my son, but jesus christ I'm struggling. I just gotta remind myself I'm a brand new father and my son is only 4 days old now.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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“What’s it like having a kid Ridley?”
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Faves from the maternity shoot
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I wish I liked tech death, you guys seem fun
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Okay who the FUCK shit my pants
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@ghostofjeanglam
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1 year
A year with the best kid alive today. Everyone tell Lachlan happy birthday or perish.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Didnt expect to start crying when my cassette came in. Anyway it’s @VoidWitchTX day
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@Rightanglenews @CollinRugg The funniest part is bud light is doing more than fine still
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@ghostofjeanglam
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YEAH BABY WORM YEEEEEEEEEAH
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@ghostofjeanglam
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It’s still pride month and I’m still cute as fuck
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@ghostofjeanglam
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My son likes riffs
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@ghostofjeanglam
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3 years
hey @jcpmcs thanks for writing Hold Me Down so that 16 years later I could be crying to it at 1:47 AM, really cool of ya
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@Prazkat @biggestjoel “Prove you’re not a simp beta by giving me 300$ USD”
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I love you kiddo.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I’m being admitted into a psych facility tonight. As my wife cannot work still, I need to figure out a way to not take such a financial hit after being fired so I am asking, if you can, to spare whatever you’re comfortable with so she can still get baby necessities.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Oh hey I write for @NoobHeavyblog now and am working on an article about a band I like, what’s fucking good
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@LilPeepShawt_y @jxshbxmb666 This does not sound anything like emo
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I can’t stop crying. I miss you Trevor.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@Roto_tk Honestly it’s so fucking funny
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Someone who’s never listened to punk, hardcore, and thrash:
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@ghostofjeanglam
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My favorite kind of metal is “this sounds like evil wizards smoking a shitload of bad weed”
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@Helliott94 @jameyjasta Buddy him not wanting to invite a no-name douchebag on Twitter isn’t him backing out of it lol
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Anti-Fascist Black Metal Loving Twink Defense Team
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@undeathNY rules and Alex is a sweetheart
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Of course Chris Barnes is antivax
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Hard pass, meeting a stranger online led to a wife and son.
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Can't believe I have to say this, but please do not try to meet up with some random on the internet, no matter how close you may think you are. None of you know the irl me, nor do I know the irl you. It's just really weird man.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@TBGlobetrotter @boobyrry Y’all really miss the part where it was a decade ago, huh.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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O U G H
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Who wants some coke $200/g
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I got fired today for reporting my manager for sexually assaulting me. Until I have new work, I am without income and penniless, so I am simply asking for whatever help anyone is comfortable giving. Cashapp: $Gundamboi venmo: @ Riddymydude, PayPal on request bc deadname
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I feel like shit but I look Fuckin GOOD
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Dan Frampton yet again crawling out to give misinformation about a situation and tell anyone who corrects it that they’re arguing in bad faith
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@superrnaah @ProgPro Hes entitled to his opinion not to say shit like “the mother should be burned alive” you dork
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Goodbye, my oldest and first friend. I love you with my entire essence. I will miss you forever, but I promise I will see you again one day. Hail Ben. Forever and ever.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Who up melting in they Necrosphere
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Fuckin love Worm, Fuckin love @20buckspinlabel
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@ASAPLizzie @LilNasX @breakyluva4eva How did the joke go that far over your head
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Thinking about how “carcass clone” is almost exclusively used to pigeonhole goregrind/gory DM bands and never used to pigeonhole melodeath
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@PunkSoda @Stolenwine Because there isn’t anywhere much safer no matter how hard centrists and liberals like to pretend there is. Trust me when I say the rest of the country treats us no differently.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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What’s up Twitter I’m 30 now
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Met a really really sweet guy who doesn’t like death metal but loves listening to me talk about it so I’m fucking winning today
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@BlessedAltarZin @Darksun_always ayo why are you working with out and proud Nazis
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@StickSticklyAA @SOTSPodcast Please never speak about emo again if you consider anything 21 Pilots has ever done to be emo
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@Ariz0nian @jamielmanson @TheDemCoalition Sorry, no. You don’t get to support a man like trump and get a break. They knew the whole time, it just cost them their valuable social tokens. Make no mistake they never gave a fuck about trump being a bad person.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Bro who the fuck
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Wife’s birthday was yesterday and I got to break out the suit
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Sometimes I forget that some black metal bands can genuinely be boiled down to "SATAN EUYUUUUAAAAAAAGH" with zero irony behind it and I fucking love that shit every time
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@ghostofjeanglam
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At 28 years old I mowed my lawn for the first time and my retired marine Father in law told me it looked perfect, I think I earned a beer and a cigar. Major W for me today
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@ghostofjeanglam
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When metalcore bands throw in the short song that’s wacky as fuck or the random super melodic song on an otherwise caveman aggro album retweet if u agree
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@erzsihx @machinegunkelly What was that about Corey looking worse? Your boy is lying through his teeth lmao
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Being followed by @sewage666 and @TrevorTBDM makes me the same exact kinda happy as when bands accepted my friend requests on MySpace
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Seeing my wife sleeping comfortably and happy is better than any single material thing on this planet. I’m the luckiest son of a bitch alive.
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@rickyha57824421 @Bronwen85 @jessiegender “Wow people are still upset that Rowling is still actively trying to damage Trans people and have them ostracized for no reason?”
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I can’t get over his chubby cheeks ughHHHHHH
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@ghostofjeanglam
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My son is two weeks old today holy shit
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I am going to speak frankly. Implied TW. I attempted suicide this morning. Things feel insurmountable and being fired from my job last night was the last nail in the coffin, so to speak. I am okay, I am safe, but I am not well. Things feel too bleak. I am posting this here 1/2
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@HeyItsCherrry @spiritboxband @comsbankat Just go see them on another tour instead of being a giant baby, have you considered that as an option?
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@ghostofjeanglam
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@blueberryhazz @Coleisdry @boobyrry Imagine wanting to take a mans career away because lyrics he wrote when he was a teenager make you uncomfortable ten years later.
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@ghostofjeanglam
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Unblack Metal actually rules because it makes black metal dorks super angry and that alone rules
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@ghostofjeanglam
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I just wish I knew how to put into words how much @DirtyHeathen and @AuthorConfusion have done for me in my journey as a skeptic and how much they inspire me daily. One day, maybe.
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@SinclaireAsher @nickisnotgreen Why do y’all pick and choose which abusers are okay by you and which aren’t lmao
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