Working out every day is a sign of mental illness; I can say this because everything in our society is a sign of mental illness, given the fact our society is mentally ill

Drinking a stout watching Bridget Jones' Diary in the living room of my parents' house and going She's just like meeee in the most repulsive manner possible

So I'm about 25 movie reviews behind on my Letterboxd and I just think it would really help if I had like an agent who kept calling me to see if I have any new pages for them

Oh to be Diane Keaton fumbling Keanu Reeves in Paris

Oh to be Diane Keaton being wooed by Keanu Reeves in the early 2000s

what my college (master's degree) experience was really like every day: reading texts i did not understand with apocalyptic hangovers

i miss collège so bad bc this is literally what every day was

Many are far too interested in the stakes of their romantic and sexual relationships, for where are the sublimators? If the passion for your lover and vice versa can't power as well your manifestos, literary excursions, and theoretical précis, then dump them

I'm joining the war on "Theory" on the side of "philosophy"

E. Cioran, "The trouble with being born," trans. Richard Howard. Followers of Heidegger look away

"i love theory" and only two people listed could be called theorists while the rest are a literary writer and critic, a landlord, a revolutionary, and a journalist

i forgot about feisty and fickle demon

Follow @descartesbangs for a look into my dark and twisted mind

I don't have anything to say about this but I do want to talk about it

Wait that's tomorrow. False alarm

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eve to ALL of the people, gay or straight, in my phone—especially the haters and the losers.

Les livres

Every friend group has one: bisexual sorcerer, old woman who's actually young, evil senile witch, weird dog, random little guy

Watching Howl's Moving Castle (2004) with my nieces so they know to grow up to be weabs

I don't care if you're a speaking subject: DONT talk during the bridge of the song that's playing in the car; I will be compelled to forcibly dispose of you from the moving vehicle in that instant