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Probably a good time to mention that I run a small press called Blueprint Comics.
Over the past couple of years, I've edited and published six short story anthologies featuring a rotating roster of Australian cartoonists (over 65, so far) – plus a graphic novel!
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me, living by the sword: haha this rules
me, dying by the sword: ah what the fuck
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If I was in the movie Jaws I would simply stay out of the water, rendering the shark's fury useless.
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Liam Gallagher being interviewed by little kids is extremely good
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the beach that makes you old
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Elon Musk was 100% the kid who wouldn't hand over the game controller because he insisted on showing you "something cool" but never delivered.
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Haha, I just cornered Jackie Chan on some scaffolding. I’m about to kick his ass.
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Every documentary about The Beatles is 90-mins of old white British dudes going "Y'know, before The Beatles there wasn't The Beatles, y'know? I remember listening to them for the first time and telling my wife Mary, 'This is gonna be huge, Mary. The Beatles are going to be big!'"
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Any interview with Katsuhiro Otomo is good, but this part talks about crosshatching the Neo-Tokyo explosion in AKIRA is a strong portrait of his dedication to the craft.
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NON-AUSTRALIAN: Mel-born
AUSTRALIAN: you imbecile. you absolute fool. you wretched dunce.
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you're googling "challengers movie ending explained", I'm googling "how does tennis scoring work". we are not the same.
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there is not a single promo photo that even comes close to topping this one of John Romero and John Carmack
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*the shark's fin pierces the water surface, signifying that its on the hunt for blood*
Me, sitting on the beach: nah.
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to every poindexter commenting about Sharknado: That movie is pure fiction, unlike Jaws which is a dramatisation of true events.
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I understand why The Last Jedi isn't connecting with some fans. This was a bold move for the opening crawl
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Me as a child: I wish I could go on the computer all of the time
(A finger curls over on the monkey’s paw)
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The whole vid is adorable and ends with the class trashing Liam's football team
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a guy's phone just went off on a packed train & his ringtone is a siren followed by a guy shouting "DANGER THIS IS A CALL FROM YOU WIFE"
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I think about this Biz Markie anecdote from the Beastie Boys Book regularly.
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OLD MAN: Hey, is there some country for me?
THE COEN BROS: Rack off
OLD MAN: What the... ?
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Just had a relaxing week off from my job as JK Rowling's social media manager. I'm feeling refreshed and ready to get back into it. But first, I will fill my mouth with almost a litre of water.
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The guy who turned Captain America into a Nazi doesn't understand why Nazis have been normalised
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Jamie Hewlett drew a "music video" for Pulp's Common People and it rules
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POV: you're trying to cross a busy street and David Byrne wants to make sure you're safe
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In The Matrix (1999), we see Neo run up Commonwealth St, but in the next scene he emerges from Hands Lane.
Are we to believe that Neo has the ability to skip multiple blocks, even though he has yet to become The One?
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I'm very excited for the new Matrix movie, but knowing we won't get a background cameo by the UTS building is a bitter pill to swallow.
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This post has exposed me to a quality of commenter that I do not care for and I regret posting
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Just endlessly getting torn to shreds in GTA: Vice City while promising to show you a cool jump.
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Oh, so it's cool when Banksy destroys his art but when I accidentally spill paint thinner on Whistler's Mother I'm the bad guy.
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What's the definition of an essential service? Because I walked by this store and saw 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts.
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[sees a WA teen sucking on the lost radioactive capsule] No need to hog the pod, boy! Mightn't I have a sup??
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I only want to hear about Arj Barker through the traditional channels: a friend repeating his stand-up jokes while we wait for the train to school, circa 2005
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Thinking about the time
@jrhennessy
and I asked our real estate agent to send someone around to fix our shower head, so they sent some old guy who unscrewed the head and sucked out the blockage like it was a tube of yoghurt.
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They closed the sushi place
They closed the pizza place
They closed the combination sushi-pizza place
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when you remember that you're supposed to make the new spiderman poster and start it an hour before it's due
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Sure, your movie poster is good but is it Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah good? (Didn't think so.)
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Event Horizon's production design and Adrian Biddle's cinematography don't get enough respect. (Biddle was also the cinematographer for Aliens, which explains a lot).
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A friend reminded me that I pitched The Perfect TV Show back in 2013
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Here's an exclusive image of Gurnald, a new character who will help Jon Snow fight the White Walkers. According to George RR Martin: "He's a bit of a scamp!"
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@jrhennessy
this is real big dog plagiarism. don’t bother talking to me unless you’re plagiarising at this level
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when are Marvel going to give the fans what they really want and reboot this classic
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NS: What if an American icon was actually a Nazi?
*Nazis start using Captain America iconography*
NS: Huh, weird. Wonder why that is?
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My therapist: PS2 Henry Rollins isn’t real and he can’t hurt you.
PS2 Henry Rollins:
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My therapist: Zoot Suit Henry Rollins isn’t real and he can’t hurt you.
Zoot Suit Henry Rollins:
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what if the popular musician Beck ('Loser', 'Devils' Haircut') was instead named Berk and was also a rotund blue man who guarded a trapdoor in a creepy castle?
I think he'd look a little something like this:
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SBS Comedy may be gone, but at least we still have the Betoota Advocate and their 4 different jokes about how dumb poor people are
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Here's an unexpected side effect of the pandemic - the lack of people outside means the bigfoot are out and visible for the first time in awhile.
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I visited everywhere The Matrix was filmed in Sydney, so you don't have to.
Turns out The Matrix isn't everywhere, but instead a couple of blocks around Martin Place and Surry Hills.
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Man goes to doctor. He says he's depressed; that life seems harsh and cruel. He feels all alone in the world.
The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The new Skitzmix is out. Go listen to it. That should pick you up."
The man bursts into tears, "But Doctor... I am Nick Skitz."
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It's still incredibly funny that the poster for Under The Skin is a major part of Binge's design, despite not being available to stream on it.
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@jorgriggs
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what normal comment by a totally normal guy who definitely has normal and healthy relationships IRL
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doing this in a Sydney rental, only to be immediately killed by an orbital laser
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Finally finished ‘A Wizard of Earthsea’ and I would like to say: Go To Hell, All Other Fantasy Novels
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My time at Pedestrian is done – a 4-year run, to the day, which feels like a lifetime in Aus media.
I'm heartbroken, but so proud of everything my friends have achieved during their time with these sites (both past and present). I've loved every moment I got to spend with them.
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every now and then i think about that time the Joker was the Iranian Ambassador to the UN
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HOW NORMIES SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT: Watching a movie or drinking alcohol with friends
HOW I SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT:
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I saw Dan Andrews at my local Woolies weighing individual cans of soup with a pocket scale. When the staff asked him what he was doing, he told them that he was "checking to make sure he got the most soup possible."
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Hideaki Anno is doing Shin Kamen Rider, which means I can break out a great "how it started vs. how it's going"
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The way Tim Robinson says "What the hell?" in the egg sketch has been hard-coded into my DNA. I no longer remember how I used to say that phrase but I do know that's the only way I say it now.
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Sometimes I sit and think about Jay-Z and Linkin Park's 2004 collab EP, Collision Course.
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