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female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade
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boob art (prints, vases, mugs, etc) is the live laugh love equivalent for women in their late 20s who live in brooklyn
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we lost to people who eat beans on toast....... what the fuck................
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one of my worst traits is my core belief that i deserve a little $6 coffee every time i run a mildly unpleasant errand
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does anyone know how i can cure myself of the specific brain disease that makes me dread tasks and put them off indefinitely until i do them and it's totally fine. is there some kind of drug i can take
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decided to break my no delivery rule and get a burrito and guacamole. $29 before tip. closed the app immediately lmao i cannot believe some of you live like this
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in hindsight, we shouldve known that all the ornate viral foods (those giant milkshakes, golf leaf covered everything, rainbow bagels) were like, our versailles moment right before the empire fully collapsed on itself. honestly i dont even know if i'm joking
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macklemore, rupi kaur… proof that corniness and moral clarity are not mutually exclusive
I received an invite from the Biden administration for a Diwali event being held by the VP on nov 8. I decline any invitation from an institution that supports the collective punishment of a trapped civilian population—50% of whom are children.
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that’s bc leo’s 22 year old girlfriends are all voting for bernie
.
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attended the L.A. fundraiser for
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Who did he bring as his date?
His mother.
Per pooler
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this reminds me of the time i told my college roommate it was racist to say that "arabs often turn to terrorism because they're jealous of how successful jews are" and she started crying and told me she took a black guy to prom
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the thing about instacart/uber/taskrabbit/etc is that it’s gotten the most ridiculous urban liberals so accustomed to the idea of having literal servants, but in a totally atomized and depersonalized way where you get to pretend you’re progressive and actually don’t have servants
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this is hands down the worst thing i’ve ever seen. i think every copywriter responsible for this should be sent to a reeducation camp
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last night a bartender apologized for carding me (“i’m sorry, you just look really young”) then looked at my shirt and conceded that “kids don’t really wear death cab merch these days”
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i genuinely believe US libs uselessness is the result of most americans’ insulation from overt political violence. the reason latam leftists are so militant is because they know their political enemies want them dead, so they respond accordingly. that understanding is absent here
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can someone who is good at the economy explain why media layoffs are happening during a pandemic that’s forcing everyone to spend all their time at home consuming media
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"hot girls eat tinned fish" "hot girls drink whole milk" "hot girls are bringing back smoking a pack of cigarettes for lunch" will you all get a grip
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a weird thing ive noticed is that liberals generally think the US's immigration policies were normal and fine before trump, which is wrong, and leftists generally think trump's immigration policies are only slightly worse than obama's, which is also wrong
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attacks on net neutrality are just another way of trying to keep the poor and working class from accessing information and knowledge
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i love that the hurricane has a little french name :) oui oui monsieur don’t make my power go out s’il vous plait
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it’s crazy that the key to having a beautiful peaceful life is not having a job
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not sure what’s funnier, biden’s inability to read the room or the fact that $300 million is just 5% of the nypd’s annual budget
A Joe Biden op-ed: "I’m proposing an additional $300 million to reinvigorate community policing in our country. Every single police department should have the money they need to institute real reforms"
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no offense to everyone in nyc/dc media but it really is stunning to me how few of you understand that most people's politics are mostly ideologically inconsistent and primarily rooted in anecdotes
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@biboofficial
why is he talking to her in the same tone and cadence i use with the literal toddler i nanny lmaooo. “you did it all by yourself?? and there’s no mess??”
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i’ve been trying to come up with a single justification for ICE’s new student visa regulations and i haven’t been able to. there’s no public health or “security” benefit to it. the point is to punish people for not being american. that’s it
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"We would rather nobody buy any Frito-Lay products, Fritos, Doritos, Tostitos, Funyuns, Cheetos, all those, while we're on strike. We make all of those in Topeka, Kansas. We also would rather nobody buys PepsiCo products while we're on the line."
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the thing about twitter is that it's only good for posting little observations and stray thoughts and maybe the occasional thirst trap. once you start arguing with people on here you've fully lost the plot
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would you rather have an age gap discourse daughter or a college campus culture wars son
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ok i read the age gap essay...,, maybe encouraging young women to "romanticize their lives" was a mistake
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the only “minority” threatened by democratic socialism is rich people lmao
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i feel like i’ll regret saying anything about the current topic of discussion but i find this whole “therapy doesn’t work for abusers, who are inherently evil and will never change” thing kind of insane in a way i can’t fully articulate
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it’s almost relationship hard launch via storm king instagram post season
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THE west village!!!! T H E!!!!!
some dude in a bar in west village tonight is going to say on a 1-10 richter scale, you’re an 11 and it’s going to work on some girl. they’re going to get married. they’re going to have 5 kids and a golden retriever in greenwich, ct. the end.
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happy mother’s day i told my v catholic mom i was considering moving into a 3 bedroom apartment with my boyfriend so we could each have an office and she was like, “if he has his bedroom and you have your bedroom, that means you’d only get one office. it just doesn’t add up!”
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this looks like the front page of a newspaper they pan to at the beginning of a dystopian movie to show you that things are very bad
Have mercy. Every story in this front page made my gasp.
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HEARTWARMING: this 85-year-old woman got a job at the viral food content farm so she could afford dialysis!
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my dad, on liking his own tweets: “it’s like when you cook yourself dinner and then you eat it”
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[someone tweeting on october 24, 1929] has anyone noticed that the vibes in nyc are off rn
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I’m at the Howard Schultz book event at the Union Square Barnes & Noble. a protester just interrupted him, yelled “DON’T HELP ELECT TRUMP” and told him to “go back to Davos with the other billionaire assholes.” he was escorted out by security & booed by the crowd
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my tween brother and his tween friends have a group chat where they all pretend to be office workers??? they send each other stock photos of people in offices and make their own niche memes???? they’re so powerful
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just said "why are the national guard doing the macarena an hour before curfew in atlanta" to my roommates. imagine someone saying that sentence to you 3 months ago. you cant
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BOP released a statement effectively saying they pepper-sprayed a man detained at MDC in brooklyn to death today. his name was Jamel Floyd
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thinking i should get in on the consulting grift and make $500,000 a year telling political campaigns things like “mexicans and cubans are different”
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i feel bad for the guy who wrote the bad poem. so many of you also write bad poems
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wrote about tradwives, seed oils, sourdough, ballerina farm, baby eugenics contests, and other things of that nature for
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’s food + agriculture issue ✨
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uhhh yeah generally during military occupations the civilians are the ones who die, not the occupying force
No single day of America's wars in Afghanistan and Iraq produced as many American casualties as were suffered last night in Las Vegas.
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i spoke with 3 women who were sexually abused in ICE detention, but there are hundreds more out there
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most men will pay for your drinks and it’s not a big deal
Homegirl reverted back to factory settings in the presence of masculinity.
6 years of “women and gender studies” down the drain. 😂😂😂
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you guys are all like the people who stand up as soon as the plane lands even though they’re in the back row. maybe just.... wait?
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it's soooo funny when u can tell people are dating because they post ig stories from the same place... this is called investigative journalism
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apropos of nothing, i just remembered how a certain """leftist""" pollster got big on here by tweeting "ABOLISH ICE" 4x a day and then, after biden won the nomination, published something on how a "progressive head of DHS" would improve conditions in ICE detention :)
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“some people are fundamentally flawed and there’s nothing they can do to be better” awesome!
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the thing i don't get about all the amy klobuchar defenders is why they suggest that women should be unkind and abusive in order to get ahead, like men often are, instead of suggesting that men shouldn't be that way
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if you’re curious about homesteader cosplay and ballerinafarm’s expert branding then boy do i have an essay for you
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all these white women talking about how they dont "owe anyone" their vote and warren doesnt "owe anyone" an endorsement as if being a progressive isnt about building a better world for each other
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any non-british person who is rooting for england is a fucking cop
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my genius brother has started calling things locquette which is when something or someone is coquette but also kind of loca
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when will the new york times let me publish my brave op ed about how i voted for george w bush in my 1st grade class's mock election
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any grad school program can be this if you try hard enough. for example i did this in nyu's latin american studies program
they should invent a grad school program that pays me a comfortable stipend to watch GIRLS and talk about it a lot
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bernie sanders, a wildly popular senator whose influence has grown since 2016, has not been “canceled” oh my fucking god
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do you think the other people in the amtrak empire builder observation car are interested in hearing about the oyler review
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this talking point is so fucking stupid. the 100 corporations that produce 70% of emissions are mostly fossil fuel corps that produce the oil, gas, etc we all use! every day!
If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.
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my friends keep getting laid off. my friends and i keep competing for work. my friends and i keep competing for scraps. this is fucking unsustainable
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@malegazegraves
ok see that’s a good deal!! $29 for a burrito from juquila however?? bad deal
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love these scoldy text alerts from my university, which decided to open for in-person classes
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cancel culture is when i have too many tabs open and my computer gets really slow and starts whirring uncontrollably and before crashing and then i lose all my precious tabs
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i feel like “white college kids” who voted for jill stein or whatever are pretty far down on the list of who should be blamed for this
ICE lost 1500 brown kids. Thank you to all the white college kids who chose not to vote or voted for Jill Stein or wrote in Bernie.
You guys are the fucking best.
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last July, I traveled to southern Arizona during the deadliest time of year for migrants to figure out what was causing a rise in fatalities at the border. it’s not just the desert; it’s surveillance.
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it's worth noting, once again, that a 70 percent top marginal tax rate doesn't actually mean that people will be taxed 70 percent of their income
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right now he’s talking to some guy about how “way too many people are ignorant” and they’re here “to keep people safe”
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a presidential debate where the moderators read AITA posts to the candidates, who then have to determine whether OP is in fact the asshole
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what if instead of convincing yourself that everything you consume is Feminist you just admit you like expensive shit? it’s fine!
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i don’t get all the fuss about kids identifying as cats or whatever. it’s not even a gender thing. at my middle school there were at least half a dozen weirdos who were obsessed with the warriors books and hissed at each other. i think one of them is an accountant now
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i profiled
@JCisnerosTX
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@TeenVogue
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sorry to be all like "some personal news" but i really do have some personal news: i'm starting a MA program in latin american/caribbean studies + journalism in the fall at nyu with a maccracken fellowship :)
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the protest is moving across the manhattan bridge now. i haven’t seen a single arrest yet. nypd response is markedly different from yesterday’s
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