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Being straightforward with men is always so entertaining because either they really like you or never speak to you again. A win is a win.

And for the lady, perhaps, the fall of the patriarchy?

I like her diagnosis 🤣

Dear Coca-Cola, stop with the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in or leave it the fuck alone.

Finding actors to interview for my masters is one thing but then finding a suitable date WHOLE OTHER DRAMA funnily indirectly proving parts of my theories 😂✨ ahhhhh master madness ….

no husband, no kids just plants and pets

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I HAVE A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MOON. MAYBE ONE DAY SHE WILL NOTICE ME.

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Vincent van Gogh – Seascape at Saintes-Maries (1888)

Ozzy Osbourne was such a big fan of the Lord of The Rings films that he recorded himself as Gandalf and sent a copy to Peter Jackson 😂

Europe's reaction to a world war they're finally not directly involved in

Read: it’s not you by Dr Ramani. 🫶

This Mercury Retrograde is going to be ruthless to those who have abused the healers, the seers, & the pure souls. The protection over God's chosen is active, & karma is coming to settle the score.

Read so many tampon boxes / lived in pervasive fear of TSS.

when i was… a young clone… my father took me into the city… to see a marching band

Women everywhere are choosing their own company over being disrespected in a relationship and men everywhere are so bad at pattern recognition that they’re whining about being lonely instead of correcting their behavior.