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Not so much fly as plummet.
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Joined April 2007
I'm guessing that the v1 API got switched off as my Twitter app has stopped updating. That means that the only thing that made being here bearable has gone. I'll probably check in every now and then but from now on I'll only be posting on Mastodon.
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Tesla dealerships don't want you to know this one weird trick of using saltwater and lemon juice to preserve and maintain the finish on their cybertrucks.
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I watched that idiotic movie about pop tarts and I personally feel that it's @JerrySeinfeld who is single handedly ruining comedy.
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Does your mother know that you gargle any random Tory's cum for £20k?
Average pay £60K. 4-day week. 183 days actually in the train cab. 20 days holiday. 8 days Bank Holidays. Average sick days 20 days ( national avg. 4.6). Aslef just rejected a rise to £65K and started strike action, their 9th in 12 months. Time for another Wapping. Lock ‘em out.
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Saw @stephenkamos tonight at @lsqtheatre - as always I left with my sides splitting and my face aching. A master of mixing improv with set pieces. #DoffsCap
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Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP
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MUUUUUUM! He's messing with dimensions again... make him stop
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Really biting my tongue to not suggest that a country's invisible friend might be handing out some payback
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There was no justice for Aberfan. There was no justice for Bloody Sunday. There was no justice for Orgreave. There was no justice for Hillsborough. There was no justice for Windrush. There was no justice for Grenfell. There will be no justice for Tory negligence on coronavirus.
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