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Greg Davies
1 month
The tour is on sale now. Really hope to see you at one of the shows. Tickets are here if you fancy:
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Greg Davies
2 years
Worst. Summer. Ever.
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New York: Ruined.
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Greg Davies
3 years
So sorry the bleeped version of Taskmaster got accidentally played out tonight but I’m so delighted to see so many people livid about a lack of bad language. Normal service resumed next week. #XXXXup
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Seriously, the guy is a tool.
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He’s standing on a crate.
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Well played to this mighty gang
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Greg Davies
6 years
Morning. Delighted to say my stand up special ‘You magnificent beast’ is available on @netflix from April the 10th.
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Greg Davies
2 years
Thanks for all your lovely comments about series 12. They were a damn fine gang.
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Taskmaster
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This is the way series 12 ended; not with a whimper, but a bloodcurdling scream form the wow monster. #Taskmaster
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1 year
All right? The new series of the cleaner starts Friday 24th March (9.30pm BBC one). The guests are great and I remain reassuringly fat. Whole series will be on @BBCiPlayer . Watch it please? Yeah? Thanks.
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Greg Davies
6 years
Nice young man visits bewildered grandfather in nursing home.
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Greg Davies
5 years
The Taskmaster Christmas party is shit.
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Greg Davies
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Quite excited for this after 7 years. Hope to see you at one of them. Sorry if you were eating when you clicked on the video. Sign up here for pre-sale:
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Greg Davies
3 years
Want to see me and little Alex Horne rendered speechless by the most disturbing moment in Taskmaster history? Then tonight’s show is for you. (9pm, Ch 4)
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Greg Davies
4 years
I know the worlds a mess as the moment but the service at the birds nest cafe in Shrewsbury is incredible.
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Greg Davies
1 year
Happy New Year! Thanks so much for all the kind comments on ‘The Cleaner’ Christmas special. It is still available on @BBCiPlayer as is the first series. Series 2 is filmed and coming soon(ish).
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Greg Davies
4 years
I would echo the gratitude to the good people at UKTV. I will be hibernating until the next series in the hollow trunk of a mighty tree outside Channel 4. When I emerge I will be refreshed and angrier than ever with Alex.
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Alex Horne
4 years
Hello! Taskmaster is moving. To Channel 4. I promise the show won't change & there'll be the same amount of personal and professional humiliation. Thank you to everyone at UKTV for looking after us so brilliantly for 9 series. V excited. But now I have to go and clean the house.
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Greg Davies
1 year
‘The Cleaner’ Christmas special is at 9PM on @BBCOne tonight. It features @RobbieCurran @Sianygibby and James Bolam who are all brilliant. Despite my sickening dance moves at the top of the episode I’d really like you to watch. Happy Christmas.
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Greg Davies
6 years
Hello all, the latest series of Cuckoo is here if you fancy it. Was lovely to work with everyone again. It’s normal to sweat when all you’ve done is type right? X
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2 years
Happy New Year all. I enjoyed this gang a lot…
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Taskmaster
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Catch this lovely lot in #Taskmaster 's New Year Treat at 9pm on Channel 4.
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Greg Davies
3 years
For those of you who have asked to see me held at gunpoint in a toilet by Helena Bonham Carter - this starts tonight.
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Greg Davies
1 month
Me and the littlest boy in the land had such a great time on @LateNightSeth
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Greg Davies
3 years
I’ll be cleaning up blood in the company of the brilliant and hilarious David Mitchell tonight if you’d like to see that. The cleaner, 9.30pm, BBC one.
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Greg Davies
3 years
Last ep of this series of ‘The Cleaner’ tonight (9.30pm BBC 1) with the brilliant Jo Hartley. Had so much fun filming this one. Contains the scene of me topless that so many of you have been requesting. Thanks so much for all of your lovely feedback. Full series is on iplayer. X
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Greg Davies
6 years
I can’t. I know what I’m like.
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Greg Davies
3 years
Sorry for banging on about it but just to let you know all four series of ‘Man Down’ are now on Netflix in the uk too.
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Greg Davies
2 years
Just two guys catching waves
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Alex Horne
2 years
Taskmaster has been nominated for an award at the NTAs. We are up against Ant and Dec and Graham Norton so Greg and I thought we should make a dangerous video for you. Please vote for us here!
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Greg Davies
7 years
The 4th series of ‘man down’ starts at 10pm 25th of Oct on ch 4. Tell your friends please? X
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Greg Davies
6 years
My @netflix stand up special is available from tomorrow. If you like stories and/or sweating it could be the show for you.
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Greg Davies
3 years
Morning, just to let you know that all four series of 'Man Down' are now available again on All4 in the UK and on Netflix internationally. It features me, @Roisinconaty , @mrmikewozniak and lots of funny people including the great Rik Mayall. Tone indicated by swan photo. Ta.
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Greg Davies
4 years
For those of your worried about @AlexHorne after watching the latest #hometasking video, here’s a reassuring chat I just had with him...
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Greg Davies
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I’m really excited to be doing my new tour, Full Fat Legend. Pre-sale has begun via my mailing list, and general tickets go on sale Thurs 10am. Hope to see you there! For any future ticket announcements, you can sign up to my mailing list if you fancy:
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Greg Davies
7 years
Here we go... #mandown4
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Greg Davies
29 days
No one tells you this about getting older…
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Greg Davies
8 months
Here we go…
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Taskmaster
8 months
Come for the nerdy tasks... stay for the eye candy. #Taskmaster returns 21st September at 9pm on @Channel4 !
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Greg Davies
3 years
Me and the great Jo Hartley give an erotic masterclass in the rescheduled final episode of ‘The cleaner’ tonight. (BBC1 9.30pm) Thanks again for the lovely support. Whole series on ⁦ @BBCiPlayer .⁩ X
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Greg Davies
3 years
I will be in a pleather catsuit throughout.
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Sky TV
3 years
And finally, our regular guest is the one and only... @jamalimaddix 🎉​ ​ Here they are ladies and gents, your line-up​ ​ #NeverMindTheBuzzcocks
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Greg Davies
4 years
Want proof I’ve been obese for at least 10 years? You’re in luck. My first stand up special is on sky tonight: Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog, Saturday 11 July, 10.00pm on Sky One @skytv
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Greg Davies
3 years
For those asking to see me athletically hurdle an actor…tonight’s ep of The Cleaner stars the utterly brilliant Ruth Madeley and is one of my favs. 9.30 BBC one and the whole series is available on iPlayer.
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Greg Davies
3 years
Hope you enjoyed the new gang. I think they’re great.
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Greg Davies
6 years
Someone (Pam Stokes) once told me I was too much of a ‘crisp gobbling fatso’ for a Hollywood. Well what’s this Pam? Ohhhhhh Pam’s gone quiet. #TeenTitansGOMovie , in cinemas now.
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Greg Davies
6 years
Thanks so much if you came along to see the ‘you magnificent beast’ tour. I’ve had the best time and managed to really come to terms with a few things. X
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Greg Davies
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Greg Davies
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Thank you SO much to all of you have watched ‘the cleaner’ series 2. Last episode tonight. Loved being reunited on screen with @Roisinconaty and there are brilliant turns from @marklewisjones Josh McCord @ZitaSattar and Rudi Dharmalingam. The whole series is still on @BBCiPlayer
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Greg Davies
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Getting heckled at the Hammersmith Apollo...
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Greg Davies
7 years
Last day of filming on Man Down, so nice of Mike Reed to visit set.
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Greg Davies
10 years
Something about Rik http://t.co/MeE7DaUoLt
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Greg Davies
4 years
I’m watching Shania Twain singing to a fucking horse. Either that or I’m ill.
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Greg Davies
7 years
Delighted to confirm 'man down' will be back for another series next year.
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Greg Davies
7 years
Thanks so much from me and the brilliant team that makes ‘Man down’ for all your lovely comments tonight. Here’s some outtakes. X
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Greg Davies
3 years
Told you.
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Greg Davies
3 years
As a side note: more than happy for people to stop telling me how much I look like the 62 year old ex chairman of the FA now.
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Greg Davies
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I’ll be announcing my tour dates and starting the pre-sale for tickets tomorrow at 10am via my mailing list. If you fancy it, sign up via the link below before then to access the exclusive pre-sale. 📩:
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Greg Davies
7 years
That's a wrap on Man Down series 4. So proud of the team. It's fucking ridiculous. Will let you know when it's on the tele.
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Greg Davies
2 years
Tonight…
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Taskmaster
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Not long now... #Taskmaster Series 13, starring @ardalsfolly , @BridgetChristie , @IAmChrisRamsey , @1Judilove & @sophiedukebox starts Thursday 14th April on #Channel4 .
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Greg Davies
4 years
This will not go unanswered...
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Roisin Conaty
4 years
Some good news- Greg Davies @gdavies looks like Kate Beckinsale @KateBeckinsale cat.
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Greg Davies
1 year
I’ve started using instagram to document my physical collapse I’m @gregdavies if you’d like to join me
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Greg Davies
7 years
My Whodoyouthinkyouare? is on BBC one at 8 tonight if you fancy. Don't be put off by this picture that makes me sound like a serial killer.
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Greg Davies
7 years
A very happy new year. I have put on one stone in 7 days.
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Greg Davies
3 years
I’ll add some reasons for you watching ‘man down’ on catch up as the day progresses. 1) In one episode I have a fist fight with the elephant man.
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Greg Davies
7 years
Had a lovely old time on @achrisevans show this morning. Here's a photo of Brian Cranston and a grinning tool.
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Greg Davies
4 years
My thanks to Ed and James for helping me to get the secrets of my tight bod out there.
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Ed Gamble
4 years
WE TRICKED YOU AGAIN! There’s ANOTHER surprise episode of @OffMenuOfficial available for your Christmas ears now, with the most festive man alive, @gdavies ! Apple: Acast: Spotify:
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Greg Davies
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Happy Christmas all. I’m on Vancouver island if anyone wants a sherry
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Greg Davies
3 years
Tonight at 9 on Sky Max. Another opportunity to see me sweating on camera with some very funny people.
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Greg Davies
3 years
Layton Williams is very talented but he knows now not to judge a mans jumping skills by his bloated exterior. The cleaner continues 9.30 tonight on BBC 1 and the whole series is on iPlayer.
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Greg Davies
7 years
Here's a Man Down 4 clip. Series starts sometime in the summer. x
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Greg Davies
1 year
New series tonight…very good gang
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Taskmaster
1 year
Can you smell that? It's a brand new series of #Taskmaster ! Series 15 starts Thursday 30th March at 9pm on @Channel4 .
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Greg Davies
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My mum might need to rethink her choice of words with this one...
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Greg Davies
9 months
Hello if you like crisps as much as I so this may be for you. For a very good cause.
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Greg Davies
7 years
Thanks to those that sent nice messages last night. Can someone from Wales get in touch about the coronation. I've bought a cloak. #WDYTYA
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Nobody.
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Dave
6 years
Who's as excited as @gdavies for brand-bloody-new #Taskmaster CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS tonight!?
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Greg Davies
7 years
Episode 2 of Man Down’ 4 is tonight at 10 on ch 4. It might be out most fucking ludicrous work to date. Please watch it?
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4 years
Update: all the chocolate has gone and I’m just listening to this on a loop as I stare in to the middle distance. Hope everyone else’s self care is going well. A HA - TAKE ON ME - SHITTYFLUTED via @YouTube
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Greg Davies
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Oh and 'man down' series 4 is likely to go out in October now. Will let you know the exact date . X
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7 years
Thanks for the lovely comments about #taskmaster . They were a great team of contestants eh? Stay tuned for news of the new gang...
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Greg Davies
3 years
RIP Norm Macdonald.
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Greg Davies
7 years
Plug plug plug. "Man down' 4 starts tomorrow at 10pm on channel 4. Watch it please?
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Greg Davies
8 years
I'm doing a new stand up tour next year if you fancy. Sorry about the photo. Book now from
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Greg Davies
3 years
The grand dame of comedy Stephanie Cole and the great Donald Sumpter join me in tonights episode of ‘The cleaner.’ It was lots of fun. 9.30 BBC 1 or you can watch the whole series on BBC iPlayer now.
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Greg Davies
3 years
We won a thing. Well done team, everyone involved in our film and thanks BAFTA Scotland.
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BAFTA Scotland
3 years
He was searching for a kestrel, now he’s found an award! 🔎✨ Greg Davies: Looking For Kes takes home the SPECIALIST FACTUAL award at #BAFTAScot20 sponsored by @DeloitteUK
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Greg Davies
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Hello there. All four series of ‘man down’ are currently available on Sky if you’d like to have a watch. There also on ‘all4’ too of course.
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Greg Davies
4 years
I already knew I didn’t want this version of the Conservative party to have a majority before I saw the Prime Minister hide in a fridge to avoid another interview.
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Greg Davies
7 years
We're back with more very funny contestants tonight at 9 on Dave.
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Greg Davies
6 years
A MASSIVE thank you from me and the brilliant ‘Man Down’ team for all the lovely feedback we’ve had for series 4. The finale is tonight at 10 on ch 4. The below picture is unrelated.
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Greg Davies
3 years
I’m loaning out my tiny little assistant to raise money for homeless charities. Use him as you see fit.
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Taskmaster
3 years
Host your very own digital Taskmaster evening with the help of hairy assistant Little @AlexHorne (kindly on loan from @GDavies )! All the money raised will go to homeless charities across the UK via @HomelessLink . Now available here:
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Greg Davies
7 years
Two lovely audiences in Southend and not a bad cafe on the pier n'all. Cheers @jamieoliver , Jimmy and team for a great afternoon
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Greg Davies
7 years
Amazing...
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Leah Kizzy Peirson
7 years
I'm rather excited for the new series of Man Down, so I've decided to draw the main cast in Simpsons style :D @Roisinconaty @gdavies
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Greg Davies
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No one likes folk music…
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Greg Davies
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Happy Friday. You’ve just time to watch my @netflix special before the nuclear apocalypse. Watch now at
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7 years
Lovely time on @achrisevans show. Can’t wait to take my place as the fifth Corr @TheCorrsMUsic
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Greg Davies
4 years
I had long hair once. I looked stupid and it was this bands fault. You can stream their latest lovely album now or buy a copy like we had to when I had long hair
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Greg Davies
1 year
Do you want to see me fight a clown or not? ‘The Cleaner’ s2 ep 2 is on BBC 1 at 930 tonight. John Macmillan, Simon Callow and Jemma Carlton were a lot of fun. Whole series on @BBCiPlayer
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Greg Davies
7 years
Thanks lovely audiences of Brighton and Coventry. Just arrived in Harrogate. My hotel room has a giant bath and rose wine. Gigs off.
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Greg Davies
3 years
Yes please
@AlexHorne
Alex Horne
3 years
Sorry for this sort of thing but Taskmaster is up for an award named after Bruce Forsyth at the NTAs. Big fan of Brucie. If you have a minute & like the show (as much as/more than the other excellent nominees!) please click here! Much appreciated, bye!
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Greg Davies
3 years
Lovely work here by @RyanODonoghue29 & @TPostographer I love it even though, as I suspected, my neck has gone full turkey.
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Greg Davies
7 years
Guess what...a plug. We’re back tonight. You can catch up with previous series on all4 if you fancy. X
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Greg Davies
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Here is my yearly (from now on) theatre tip. Went to see ‘operation mincemeat’ at the Fortune theatre in London last week. It’s very good.
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