So sorry the bleeped version of Taskmaster got accidentally played out tonight but I’m so delighted to see so many people livid about a lack of bad language. Normal service resumed next week.
#XXXXup
All right? The new series of the cleaner starts Friday 24th March (9.30pm BBC one). The guests are great and I remain reassuringly fat. Whole series will be on
@BBCiPlayer
. Watch it please? Yeah? Thanks.
Quite excited for this after 7 years. Hope to see you at one of them. Sorry if you were eating when you clicked on the video. Sign up here for pre-sale:
Want to see me and little Alex Horne rendered speechless by the most disturbing moment in Taskmaster history? Then tonight’s show is for you. (9pm, Ch 4)
Happy New Year! Thanks so much for all the kind comments on ‘The Cleaner’ Christmas special. It is still available on
@BBCiPlayer
as is the first series. Series 2 is filmed and coming soon(ish).
I would echo the gratitude to the good people at UKTV. I will be hibernating until the next series in the hollow trunk of a mighty tree outside Channel 4. When I emerge I will be refreshed and angrier than ever with Alex.
Hello! Taskmaster is moving. To Channel 4. I promise the show won't change & there'll be the same amount of personal and professional humiliation. Thank you to everyone at UKTV for looking after us so brilliantly for 9 series. V excited. But now I have to go and clean the house.
‘The Cleaner’ Christmas special is at 9PM on
@BBCOne
tonight. It features
@RobbieCurran
@Sianygibby
and James Bolam who are all brilliant. Despite my sickening dance moves at the top of the episode I’d really like you to watch. Happy Christmas.
Hello all, the latest series of Cuckoo is here if you fancy it. Was lovely to work with everyone again. It’s normal to sweat when all you’ve done is type right? X
I’ll be cleaning up blood in the company of the brilliant and hilarious David Mitchell tonight if you’d like to see that. The cleaner, 9.30pm, BBC one.
Last ep of this series of ‘The Cleaner’ tonight (9.30pm BBC 1) with the brilliant Jo Hartley. Had so much fun filming this one. Contains the scene of me topless that so many of you have been requesting. Thanks so much for all of your lovely feedback. Full series is on iplayer. X
Taskmaster has been nominated for an award at the NTAs. We are up against Ant and Dec and Graham Norton so Greg and I thought we should make a dangerous video for you.
Please vote for us here!
Morning, just to let you know that all four series of 'Man Down' are now available again on All4 in the UK and on Netflix internationally. It features me,
@Roisinconaty
,
@mrmikewozniak
and lots of funny people including the great Rik Mayall. Tone indicated by swan photo. Ta.
I’m really excited to be doing my new tour, Full Fat Legend.
Pre-sale has begun via my mailing list, and general tickets go on sale Thurs 10am. Hope to see you there!
For any future ticket announcements, you can sign up to my mailing list if you fancy:
Me and the great Jo Hartley give an erotic masterclass in the rescheduled final episode of ‘The cleaner’ tonight. (BBC1 9.30pm) Thanks again for the lovely support. Whole series on
@BBCiPlayer
. X
Want proof I’ve been obese for at least 10 years? You’re in luck. My first stand up special is on sky tonight: Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog, Saturday 11 July, 10.00pm on Sky One
@skytv
For those asking to see me athletically hurdle an actor…tonight’s ep of The Cleaner stars the utterly brilliant Ruth Madeley and is one of my favs. 9.30 BBC one and the whole series is available on iPlayer.
Someone (Pam Stokes) once told me I was too much of a ‘crisp gobbling fatso’ for a Hollywood. Well what’s this Pam? Ohhhhhh Pam’s gone quiet.
#TeenTitansGOMovie
, in cinemas now.
Thanks so much if you came along to see the ‘you magnificent beast’ tour. I’ve had the best time and managed to really come to terms with a few things. X
Thank you SO much to all of you have watched ‘the cleaner’ series 2. Last episode tonight. Loved being reunited on screen with
@Roisinconaty
and there are brilliant turns from
@marklewisjones
Josh McCord
@ZitaSattar
and Rudi Dharmalingam. The whole series is still on
@BBCiPlayer
I’ll be announcing my tour dates and starting the pre-sale for tickets tomorrow at 10am via my mailing list.
If you fancy it, sign up via the link below before then to access the exclusive pre-sale.
📩:
WE TRICKED YOU AGAIN! There’s ANOTHER surprise episode of
@OffMenuOfficial
available for your Christmas ears now, with the most festive man alive,
@gdavies
!
Apple:
Acast:
Spotify:
Layton Williams is very talented but he knows now not to judge a mans jumping skills by his bloated exterior. The cleaner continues 9.30 tonight on BBC 1 and the whole series is on iPlayer.
Update: all the chocolate has gone and I’m just listening to this on a loop as I stare in to the middle distance. Hope everyone else’s self care is going well. A HA - TAKE ON ME - SHITTYFLUTED via
@YouTube
The grand dame of comedy Stephanie Cole and the great Donald Sumpter join me in tonights episode of ‘The cleaner.’ It was lots of fun. 9.30 BBC 1 or you can watch the whole series on BBC iPlayer now.
He was searching for a kestrel, now he’s found an award! 🔎✨ Greg Davies: Looking For Kes takes home the SPECIALIST FACTUAL award at
#BAFTAScot20
sponsored by
@DeloitteUK
I already knew I didn’t want this version of the Conservative party to have a majority before I saw the Prime Minister hide in a fridge to avoid another interview.
A MASSIVE thank you from me and the brilliant ‘Man Down’ team for all the lovely feedback we’ve had for series 4. The finale is tonight at 10 on ch 4. The below picture is unrelated.
Host your very own digital Taskmaster evening with the help of hairy assistant Little
@AlexHorne
(kindly on loan from
@GDavies
)! All the money raised will go to homeless charities across the UK via
@HomelessLink
.
Now available here:
I had long hair once. I looked stupid and it was this bands fault. You can stream their latest lovely album now or buy a copy like we had to when I had long hair
Do you want to see me fight a clown or not? ‘The Cleaner’ s2 ep 2 is on BBC 1 at 930 tonight. John Macmillan, Simon Callow and Jemma Carlton were a lot of fun. Whole series on
@BBCiPlayer
Sorry for this sort of thing but Taskmaster is up for an award named after Bruce Forsyth at the NTAs. Big fan of Brucie.
If you have a minute & like the show (as much as/more than the other excellent nominees!) please click here!
Much appreciated, bye!