Drunk Ass Uncle Bobby
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I'm sexy, and there's nothing you can do about it
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Remember that bullied kid who turned out to be racist? This is him now. Feel old yet?
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So. Are my autographed Cain Velasquez gloves worth more or less money now? I don't know how this works
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Mma fans: pay fighters more!
Jon Jones: I would like more money
Mma fans:
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Kanye out here trying to turn us all into sonic the hedgehog
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Those aren't kids that's team alpha male
**Morning Debate☕**
Would you let your kid take up MMA and at what age is it ok??? 🤔
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Jose Aldo has spent his entire UFC career fighting championship quality competition. I can't believe the disrespect he gets on here
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I kinda want McGregor to talk about cerrones child and grandma and then cerrone just pulls out like a red dead colt 45 pistol and shoots him
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I would never see a Joe Rogan clip if they weren't constantly uploaded by people who hate Joe Rogan
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Wait until Jon Jones finds out about this racist ass river
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Uriah over here smacking children around on fight pass
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Yeah he should just stand there and take a punch directly in the face like a man. Don't try to evade or roll with the punch. Just stand there and get your chin bravely destroyed
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My boss almost fired me so I decided to be racist to gain more popularity shows you what mma fighters think about the mma fan base
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Hey khabib, you know anyone accused of sexual assault?
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Joe exotic got people addicted to meth in order to trick them into sexual slavery and shot five tigers and you want him pardoned?
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"Feliz Navidad" - white people to any brown service worker for the next few days
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Somebody must've tried to hand him one of his kids
Darren Till was involved in a bit of trouble in Liverpool recently. No idea why he is pissed off but he doesn't look happy!
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Chris delia got cancelled right away but you're still listening to tekashi 69?
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People blaming Brock for holding up a division like Cormier couldn't have fought stipe
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People people people, Mike Perry isn't black or Mexican. He's a white guy that uses the n word
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"He also said she had gone to the ER three weeks before she died because of a chest infection and was sent home with over-the-counter medication." But yeah... It was probably the weed
A 39-year-old woman has become the first person to have ever died from a marijuana overdose, according to local officials.
But experts aren't so sure that's the case.
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This dude was a true heel. He wasn't even trying and everyone wanted to see him get smashed. All these new "bad guys" are a bunch of try hards
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My first encounter with racism was when I was a kid and realized that the wrestlers only went through the Spanish announce table
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Mma fighters if they were vehicles, cro cops left leg
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I'm starting to think Roxanne is the only non problematic fighter ever. We Stan the happy warrior
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Was scrolling and thought this was that video of big shows dads funeral
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Toto Ortiz story is inspiring. It shows that if someone beats you up twice badly you don't give up. You wait until they're old as fuck and then challenge them when they can barely muster up enough cocaine strength to get into a cage
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Reebok really out here marketing. You see the new Colby Covington hoodie?
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People studying the post fight brawl via different angles like it was the Kennedy assassination
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Of course Robert Pattinson got covid. The mask doesn't cover the mouth and nose
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Jon Jones out here giving coats to children. The only thing Connor ever gave children was a dna test result proving they weren't his
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Wait. Does this mean Dana White is technically a Disney princess?
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Just did my first open mic. What a ride. Nervous like crazy at first but I'm glad I went for it. Don't be afraid to fail, fuckos
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Peña took out the person we all considered to be one of the greatest mma fighters of all time all y'all treating her like she's Chris Weidman
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Went through a whole Jones hearing without seeing white Jon Jones on my tl. Good work team
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The president of the United states is just wandering around infecting people like a fat orange zombie
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Dear douche bag:
Women are allowed to be open about their sexuality without thirsty dip shits like you bothering them. Go Fuck yourself forever
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Jesus in passion of the Christ. Didn't even see it coming
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"We're gonna have to go back, its my lucky hammer I don't fly without it" -Thor
#avengefellas
@pattonoswalt
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Biden got my student loans forgiven and I still don't want to vote for him again
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How to know you don't need to respond to someone on Twitter:
They have a Connor McGregor avi
American flag in their name
Their bio says something about them being Christian
They responded to you with unrelated kpop nonsense
Joker avi. Any joker. But especially jared leto
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Them: sir I don't like you smoking marijuana so close to my children
Me: well go to a different chuck e cheeses, I'm trying to play fuckin ski ball here
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Have we tried putting the word "challenge" after vaccine?
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How to not talk politics at work
Co-worker: morning. Did you vote
Me: I'm a multiple felon
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People making fun of Jessica eyes hustle while being broke on Twitter every morning for free
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"My clitorus was hot"
VIDEO:
@Roxyfighter
believes she could get title shot with Derrick Lewis-inspired speech (
@marc_raimondi
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For those that don't want to see Jon Jones fight why do you hate fun?
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Remember when all you morons were on this guy's nuts?
We playing that game? Cool. Which one of the 100 genders should I call you?
#supernecessary
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This Mike Perry situation settles at least one thing for all of you. He's definitely white. A black man would've been arrested by now
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You know who gets triggered by being called racist? Racist people
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It's so nice seeing mma Twitter come together for once and celebrate the God that is Korean zombie
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This is weird and creepy and you're weird if you're following this dude
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The craziest thing to come out of that khabib story is everyone all of a sudden pretending to care about homeless people. Haven't volunteered time food or money in your life but all of a sudden the homeless are your priority get the fuck out of here
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No UFC today fuckos what are your plans?
Me? I'm about to drink some hot chocolate with some shrooms in it and go to a Ralph Steadman art exhibit in sf. Let's get weird fuckos
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Jouban looking like he's about to hand out pamphlets about the kingdom of heaven
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You faked an account. Trolled everyone into thinking a fight got canceled. It gets traction. You're rt'd by mma fighters and media outlets. Everyone figures out the con. People get annoyed. The fight goes on as scheduled. NO ONE REMEMBERS YOUR NAME. You've wasted your life
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Who let's you cheat on her and is silent during your many arrest and possible sexual assaults?
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Probably picked it up from the person being paid minimum wage to look after
Princess Charlotte already speaks two languages at just two-years-old
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How come there's no episode of cobra kai where an mma kid just comes up and beats the shit out of all the karate nerds?
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Disrespectful of these "fans" to show up in Korean face. Sad times in trumps America
#UFCDenver
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When you don't know how mirrors work
@steves_simpson
@fookalo
This photo is faker then girls in my area who want to meet up for sex. His tattoo on his arm is on the wrong side lmao
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1: I'm a bitch
2: I'm a lover
3: I'm a child
4: I'm a mother
5: I'm a sinner
6: I'm a saint
7: I do not feel ashamed
8: I'm your Hell
9: I'm your dream
10: I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
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This God fella of yours seems to really hate Australia
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@PrisonPlanet
I went on my first date since COVID started last weekend. Refused to wear a mask despite her initial objections. Made her laugh, grabbed my date, and made out in front of a bunch of shocked maskers. Its all a big fucking scam
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Trump has now been impeached twice as many times as connor has defended a title
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Fun fact: Luke rockhold poses for the pictures in the fragrance section of the store but cannot go in because the smell is too overwhelming and knocks him out
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Why Joanna out here looking like slash from guns n roses?
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