Jake Smith
@fixitjake
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MAGA MAHA John 3:16 1 Corinthians 6:12-20 Somewhere fixing broke junk. Thanks for the follow but I don’t answer DM.
Republic of Texas
Joined August 2024
Rest easy, friends. She is patrolling the Home Depot, looking for ICE.
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Farewell to the Washington Post! A third of its staff have been laid off today. And it's so great that @realBobWoodward and @carlbernstein are still alive to watch it die. You know Richard Nixon is laughing in his grave.
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So, I hear if you click the 'like' button on X posts, it animates into a Starship rocket blasting off! 🚀 And if you hit the repost button it turns into a little Elon that waves hello! 👋
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Cornyn's career is done and everyone knows it. He's stolen $50+ million from races in NC, ME, MI, and GA and what does he have to show for it? He's stuck in the mid-20s, doesn't even know if he'll make the runoff, and is set to lose by huge margins even if he does. "Some
NEW DETAILS on the big-money effort to save John Cornyn in Texas. Plus, some fresh intel on the super PACs coming from James Talarico and Jasmine Crockett. The Texas money game, with @jdavidgoodman. https://t.co/h1jVHDzmL5
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EPSTEIN: Ted Lieu went to the pressroom and claimed the Epstein files prove Trump raped and threatened children. The documents do not support it, and his remarks are not protected by the Speech & Debate Clause - Trump should sue.
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A little primer on “asylum”: 1. There are no “asylum seekers” on the Southern Border. “Asylum” is limited to individuals fleeing extremely narrow categories of state persecution (eg high-ranking Soviet defectors during the Cold War) — none of the groups illegally crossing the
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Sometimes it just boils down to simple things to get bills passed.
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What a glowing endorsement of @aaron_reitz even the Hillary Clinton endorsed paper knows the truth. Look what they wrote, “Reitz's leadership would likely be a continuation of the current administration, if not a slip in quality even from what Paxton has offered. Reitz is an
Guys. Oh no. What am I going to do?? @dallasnews just endorsed against me, saying I would “be a continuation” of @KenPaxtonTX but a “slip in quality.” And worse, I’m an “unabashed bullhorn for the most divisive rhetoric.” It’s so over for me. 😂
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2 Corinthians 11:13 “For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ.”
Texas Democrat US Senate candidate James Talarico claims the Bible is pro-choice: “The Angel comes down and asks Mary if this is something she wants to do. To me, that is an affirmation in one of our central stories.”
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Amazing headline, 10/10
Longtime Antifa Defender Will Stancil Apparently Beaten By Antifa
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When Morning Joe is having an on-air meltdown before 7am and literally screaming that the 2020 election was “the fairest, cleanest election in the history of our constitutional republic,” you know we are over the target 🎯 “This is built upon stupid lie! It’s not even a smart
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An unelected judge has just ruled that elections, laws and borders don’t exist.
BREAKING: A Washington, D.C.–based federal judge, Ana Reyes, a Biden appointee, has blocked DHS from ending Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for more than 350,000 Haitians in the U.S. whose legal protections were set to expire tomorrow, a move that would have left them vulnerable
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Friends - This clean used Glock 43X 9mm pistol is on our auction site! Remember our 10% down, 10-payment, Marriage-Saver (TM) layaway is here for you for $10 additional if it helps! Check it out and Good luck! ~Harvey https://t.co/mjD4mw45lV
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It's Awesome Auction™ time again at Harvey's Pistol & Pawn in Knoxville, TN! For this auction we offer a pre-owned without box Glock 43x 9mm. (443757.6.50). This semi-automatic handgun features a...
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Prayer Request: We know a pair of young kids (real young) who lost their parents a few months ago, and had to uproot their entire lives to move in with an aunt. They just lost their grandmother. Can we shower these kids in prayer? The aunt also. They could use a little good.
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Sometimes, my friends, it is all business and Rascal has had enough of pushin' paper this past week. Some things just can't be rectified with accounting no matter how great the cook. So, Rascal needs you to ride shotgun while we pay an associate a little visit for a chat. Oh, and
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6,821 Americans died in the battle of Iwo Jima, in case you’re wondering
Minnesota liberals cosplay as WW2 soldiers planting the American flag during the battle of Iwo Jima:
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We got our first Haitian last week and we love it! It’s like being at a Four Seasons.
Boston-area woman is thrilled after taking in a Haitian migrant and says it’s like having your own personal chef
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Notes In Absentia I want again to thank everyone for the wonderful expressions of concern and reassurance that I have received from listeners and readers. In response to inquiries, and some quite detailed questions and advice, here is a brief update concerning my current
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UN Secretary-General warns "the United Nations is on the brink of total collapse" https://t.co/IrhJ1b6WEu
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