🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq.
@HollyBriden
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We/Us ~ Influencer ~ Asymptomatic Long Covid ~ Teacher ~ Reluctant Caucasian ~ Satire ~ Vax Enthusiast ~ Scholar ~ 1/3 Italian ~ Polymonogamist ~ Saliva Ukraini
Joined June 2015
JD Vance broke the internet.
🚨: Landed back at Joint Base Andrews with Vice President Vance. I can confirm VP Vance has seen many of the memes/edits of his pictures and thinks it’s a funny trend. @theblaze.
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Jeffrey Dahmer, a chef who was the victim of a fatal prison attack, is remembered as an “adventurous foodie.”
Jordan Neely, the homeless street artist who was the victim of a fatal chokehold on a New York City subway, was remembered at his funeral as a “well known and loved” performer
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We found this on our 8 year-old daughter’s door this morning and she still hasn’t come out. She missed school, hasn’t eaten, and says she isn’t going to Pilates tonight. Tucker Carlson is literally ruining her life. #FireTuckerCarlson
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“…and then, get this: Beyoncé didn’t even sing.”
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Our son Jasper wrote his Santa letter yesterday and it filled us with hope. Even the kids get it. 🥲#ProudMom
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No way - the guy who believes in keeping secrets from kids’ parents is a scout leader?
"Kids over 13 have the right to make their own decisions about their mental health care. Parents don't have the right to have notice, they don't have the right to have consent about that" - Washington State Senate Majority Leader Jamie Pedersen (D) .
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@thesarahyork This guy too. He’s the kind who’d drop his pants to the ground at the urinal and then not wash his hands before going back out and harassing young girls.
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Our family was supposed to go on a trip to Disneyland today but when I went to wake our 6 year-old daughter I found this. She refuses to get up. We’ve been saving for this trip for years. Elon Musk ruined our family vacation and shattered our kids’ dreams. #ElonMuskTwitter.
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Elon Musk’s net worth is about $300 billion. Twitter’s market value is about $27 billion. The world population is just under 8 billion. He could literally buy Twitter and still have enough left to give every person in the world $1 billion. But he won’t. #ElonMuskTwitter.
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@esjesjesj Have you talked to your therapist about this Nazi problem you have? You could show they this small sample of your work.
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Walked two blocks out of my way for this because fuck Elon Musk!
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This gets exponentially funnier with each line.
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Happy #LesbianVisibilityDay to my beloved Aunt Carol and all those in her Fisters4Palestine club who also struggle to be seen.
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Prayers please. Our daughter is being shunned by the other girls on her HS swim team. Tonight they’re having an end-of-season celebration & sleepover and she’s not invited, despite being the best swimmer on the team. She’s crushed. This is the America conservatives want. 😢🙏🏼
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@EmmaVigeland Oh, that makes sense. At first I thought you were laughing about a man assaulting a young woman.
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@BrianDMcBride You’re lucky Kamala supporters are easily influenced by celebrities rather than people who’ve succeeded at real jobs.
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@jessdkant Try and imagine for a minute what it must be like to be a 16 year-old girl who has to compete against a boy because the trans mafia will claim genocide if he isn’t allowed on the girls’ team.
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@GavinNewsom You’re a greasy, smug POS who’s destroyed your state and this is how you spend your time?.
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@libsoftiktok @adidas I like that it’s low-cut so her chest hair distracts from her penis.
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Trevor Noah said the next presenter is “the only one who knows what Joe sings in the shower.” Then to everyone’s surprise Jill walked out, not Ashley. #Grammys
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It’s nice to finally have a fashionable First Lady again. We haven’t had one since Hillary.
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@NBCNews When people chant “into the wood-chipper” in response it’s a provocative expression used to regain control of slurs against blue collar workers.
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We found this on our daughter’s bedroom door this morning. January 6th affected kids just as much as it did adults…possibly more. Stay safe today and hold your loved ones close. 🙏🏼❤️ #January6th
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This morning we found our 8-year-old son Jasper watching his favorite Joy Reid recordings. He’s sobbing uncontrollably and refuses to go to brunch with us. Trump did this.
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@shannoncoulter What if I accidentally see a Trump tweet? I’m worried about my family because I don’t have life insurance.
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@Jack_Petocz @genzforchange Since your parents failed to teach you about consequences someone else had to. It’s time to grow up. Now go put on your big boy shoes and do something productive that doesn’t involve whining and screaming and pretending to be “marginalized.”.
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@donlemon It’s terrifying that free speech now extends to conservatives too. Be well, brave soldier. 🫡.
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HELP I’M LOCKED IN A RESTROOM AT THE GRAND CANYON AND NOBODY CAN GET ME OUT!.
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@GavinNewsom You were amazing! You should come back and answer some of the questions now.
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We just found this on our 9 year-old daughter’s door. She’s refusing to come out and didn’t touch her breakfast scramble. We had a big wedding to go to today and she was supposed to be the flower girl but we had to cancel. SCOTUS is literally ruining lives! #Chevron
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We just found this on our 9-year-old son Jasper’s door. He’s refusing to come out and he’s taken all the candy & cookies from our pantry even though we’re on a family hunger strike for Gaza. Harrison Butker is literally destroying our son’s health and killing Palestinians.
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@RepSwalwell Even though Trump said it’s not his plan we should continue to lie about it and say it is. Thank you for being a shining example of integrity.
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Monday I got a call letting me know my student debt has been canceled. Today I was finally able to buy my dream car! 🍾 🎉 . This is why elections matter. Thanks @JoeBiden!
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@ProfEmilyOster @TheAtlantic You deserve to see this more than once.
@ProfEmilyOster @TheAtlantic My mother languished in a nursing home being barred from any visits from her loved ones. She still got covid anyway. That wasn't what killed her. Loneliness killed her. By the time I could see her, the damage was done. It was too late. Apologize to her urn and we can talk.
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@RepSwalwell Thank goodness the democrats would never seek to jail their opponents because their Russian collusion plan didn’t work.
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@nytdavidbrooks This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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NEW - Illegal aliens who are LGBTQ may not be detained anymore under Democrats' new bill as they qualify as "vulnerable persons" — Fox.
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@ProfEmilyOster @TheAtlantic I speak for every child who lost two years of their lives, every person who lost a business and every person who died alone when I say Fuck No.
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Sometimes it takes a child to make you see the light. After finding this note from our daughter on our gas stove this morning I changed my plans for today and will be electric stove shopping instead. SoulCycle and brunch can wait; our children’s lungs can’t. #GasStoves
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Our 7 year-old son refuses to come out of his room until he can get an abortion. Today he was supposed to get his second Covid booster. SCOTUS is literally killing our son! #RoeVsWade
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@AOC Just say it. Say “release the hostages.” It’s easy and it makes a lot of sense. Try it.
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@RyanShead Nothing could make you take a break from stalking Kyle Rittenhouse except an opportunity to rage about a woman’s clothing.
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I’m glad The Help in the background is masked for the safety of Don Lemón and Dr Kevorkian #WHCD
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I call upon all my blue-check and Hollywood sisters and brothers to take a stand against fascism. Please post videos of yourselves burning all your Prada, Versace, Gucci, Ferretti, Armani, Fendi, etc, and say #NoToFascism #Italy ✊🏼🇮🇹.
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Our 8 year-old daughter just slipped this under her (locked) door. She is refusing to come out or even let our chef bring food to her room. Joe Biden is literally killing our daughter. #NoHumanIsIllegal
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@davidhogg111 Not sure you’re the one to joke about this, being a Harvard pity-admit and all.
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@DrBiden As a doctor you should be ashamed of yourself for letting him debate with a cold.
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@TheDailyShow Right? Because only monsters care about a young woman who was brutally murdered by a monster.
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@GavinNewsom My 6 year-old son just asked, “Mommy, why is that gelled-up tyrant whose wife slept with Harvey Weinstein lying again?”.
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I’m on a flight right now and was just told I will be “met by authorities” upon arrival in Minneapolis because I insist on wearing a mask. Every time I put a new one on the flight attendant literally rips it from my face. I should be allowed to wear a mask! #maskmandate.
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I’m excited to find out who JD Vance touched inappropriately in college.
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@AndrewYang My Uncle Randy has advanced dementia but by golly he means well. Please may he have the nuclear football?.
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