Pros of dating a control player:
-she’s good at brainstorming
-she can divining top
-she loves vacations on islands
-she’s patient
Cons:
-she says no to everything and kills you slowly
Anyone else also losing sleep thinking about the fact that Elijah Wood is the one playing music for Magic players and Post Malone is the lord of the ring?
Just me?
This is my dream come true, meeting
@PostMalone
and him buying the One Ring card from me is literally a moment straight out of a fairytale.
@PostMalone
@wizards_magic
you’ve changed my life. Things like this don’t happen to people like me. Forever grateful 🙏 ✨
#mtg
#onering
I’ve never felt scared of my government.
I do now.
I’ve never been ashamed of my president.
I am now.
I’ve never voted in local elections.
I will now.
#ElectionDay2018
The
#MythicInvitational
broke 100,000 concurrent viewers.
The
#MTGWAR
Trailer already has over 4 million views on YouTube.
@Mengu09
just won the biggest prize ever given out in the history of the game.
Oh, I don’t have a point, I’m still just processing.
#MTG
People said Pioneer was solved then others made fun of the new🧛♂️’s deck on Thursday, and now it won the Pro Tour in the hands of an all-time great.
How can you not be romantic about Magic?
🏆Congratulations to Seth Manfield, winner of Pro Tour Murders at Karlov Manor!🏆
This is the second Pro Tour title for the Hall of Famer, who piloted the breakout Rakdos Vampires deck to Pioneer victory.
Congratulations again, Seth!
Why is everyone giving Standard such a hard time? I mean sure it’s constantly riddled with broken cards, gets solved far too quickly, and produces unfun play patterns, but it wins me a lot of money. Isn’t that enough?
Me: “Grief should be banned, how could they print this?”
Me remembering I actually tested this card: “Oh yeah, everything’s fine.”
Me not checking in with
#wotc
legal: “Can I even make this tweet?”
#mtg
I once signed a card I’ve never played before and when I asked why they chose it they said, “I borrowed this card from my friend who hates you.”
Still lives rent free in my brain to this day.
I'm personally enjoying Standard, but I do not think that will last until the next set. I'm not mad, upset, or frustrated with any decisions. I just know I won't enjoy blinking Agent with Yorion for much longer.
I’m exhausted, and ready to be home. I’ll collect my thoughts on the event later. For now, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for all of the support.
Flight attendant: “Is there a doctor onboard?”
Dad: “Omg I hope they are alright.”
My Dad supported my decision to follow my passions. That’s what made him a good Dad.
He taught me to care about others. That’s what made him a good person.
This meme doesn’t apply to me.
Being
#1
on the ladder might not be something you think is a big deal or something worthy of praise, but it's a real benchmark content creators can use to help them gain new viewers/sponsors/opportunities. When you diminish the accomplishment, you diminish their hope.
Remember Shadows Over Innistrad? The first open was dominated by Bant Company and WW, and yet at the PT most pros were playing delirium Emrakul variants. Stop whining for bans after two weeks, and start trying new cards.
Today I got told by my own Uncle that if I don’t like what Trump’s doing in America I should start looking into moving to Canada so that’s how my day’s going.
Without judges, I'd never even been given an opportunity to make playing Magic a career. To me, they are the lifeblood of all organized play. Please treat them with respect, compensate them fairly, and whatever you do, don't joke about their hard work being exploited.😡
Me: Seriously I have to go work
@Amb3rg3r
: No, stay and hangout with me, it makes me happy!
Me: Wouldn’t me winning the MC make you happier?
Amber: no because it’s modern so the only way you’d win is if you cheated
Me:
I once gave
@CoreyBaumeister
a sideboard guide for the deck we were playing that called for taking out Magma Spray in the mirror, but then in top 4 I kept them in against him and won because of it.
#cedhdiscourse
Starbucks had a riddle today that was “What is an Italian ghost’s favorite food?”. I guessed “Booschetta” and they were like “oh so close, but it’s booghetti” and it ruined my entire day.
I know I like to make jokes, but I seriously don't understand why everyone's complaining about Standard. Like, I'm playing with every single color and winning with them!
Brad 2016-2020: Hey Wizards, please stop printing so much card advantage in Green, thanks!
Wizards: This Izzet ability is really sweet, let's give it to green!
Got told to not vape during feature matches which is totally fair. It's become so habitual when I play Magic I don't even think about it anymore. Anyway, kids don't start smoking or vaping it's the second worst decision I've ever made in my entire life!
Hot Take: The London Mulligan has severely shifted the way Constructed format's play out, and exacerbate things when there's a dominate strategy.
Magic's had egregious printings in the past, but never has that caused for every constructed format to feel miserable.
I've begged
@wizards_magic
for a preview card for years now. All that complaining has finally paid off for this moment. It's finally back!
#MTG
#MTGWAR
I can't believe LEYLINES are back in
#MTGWAR
, and they are MULTICOLORED too!!! Oh, it's not April Fools anymore? Ok, well here's my free preview card from
@wizards_magic
!
Golgari's living its best life on a war-raged Ravnica!
This is your friendly reminder that when green creatures draw cards and can be paired with either blue and/or black it’ll probably end up being the best thing you can do in Standard.
In 2009 I quit MTG after losing in the top 8 of 8 PTQs in a row. A month later my buddy Bill showed up at my house at 5am saying I'm going to the PTQ that day. I said no, he said that wasn't an option and handed me my month-old deck.
I won. Then took 9th at the PT.
What is one small decision you made that changed the whole trajectory of your life?
I’ll go first, agreeing to go to a brand new friends house in 2011 after just moving to a new area. They were playing Magic while waiting for everyone to get there.
We're honored to be nominated for Best Game Community at this year's
#GoldenJoystickAwards
!
Since launch, our goal has always been to grow Magic into something all players can discover and play. Whether you've been playing for a few days or a few decades, you have our thanks!
Brainstorm is banned in Legacy
Wasteland is banned in Legacy
Force of Will is banned in Legacy
Daze is banned in Legacy
Underworld Breach is banned in Modern
Alchemy is banned in Alchemy
The color Black is banned in Standard
I once had such bad lower back pain that I thought I had kidney stones so I had
@Amb3rg3r
rush me to the ER before it got worse. While being admitted I let out a ridiculously loud fart, all the pain suddenly went away, and I walked out.
Happy 10 year Twitter anniversary to me!