sissy
@fauxflourescent
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god forbid a woman has hobbies // minors dni
she/her 30+
Joined May 2017
sometimes you gotta get locked out for a while before you can lock in; sometimes you gotta call a locksmith to get back in
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repeating "i just need to lock in" over and over as i rock in a ball in the corner of my room thinking about the never ending tasks
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He was 100% a Joey hater and I respect that he never switched up
Drop your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! quote that lives in your head rent-free.
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well shit… that’s my trials and yep…. those are my tribulations…. but whose monkeys are they… and why am I in a circus
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>be 13 >internet is designed for 30 year olds >wow i can't wait >approaching 30 >internet is now designed for 13 year olds
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Jane Austen's 250th birthday is coming up in December and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, acquiring a passion for dead leaves & closet shelves, and taking a fancy to the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
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🍃 Contributor Apps: ONE WEEK 🍃 It’s time to start warming up those portfolios 📣🏐 Contributor applications are officially open in one week, and we’re excited to see everyone’s talent bloom 🌱🩵 🗓️ contrib. apps: nov. 1 - dec. 7
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unfortunately my nervous system can’t tell the difference between needing to answer some emails & being wanted for murder
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Listen. The hobbit movies, dubious cinematic merit. But I will tell you they make tremendous background viewing. If you look up from your tasks at any given time there are always some little guys up to some bull shit
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when u get the ao3 kudos email and u see one username repeatedly bc they’ve been reading multiple fics of urs in one sitting i wanna burst into tears cause whoa i love u actually thank u for taking the time and effort!!!
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FLORENCE + THE MACHINE NORTH AMERICA TOUR Pre-sale begins Monday 3rd November 12pm local time Tickets on sale Wednesday 5th November 10am
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just saw a toddler in walmart wearing a shirt that said “i can’t fucking read”
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