Eddie (Alpha Male)
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@elfayz_
Busquets was the fucking backbone of the best team in football history, won every trophy possible and has a style that’s impossible to recreate to his ability
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@InvertTheWing
Jude can’t even lace Cole Palmer’s boots. I’m a lifelong Madridista and even I have to admit it
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@trillestfr
@konznsucks
@JoeDaActivist
You can’t generalise an a entire country of 1 billion people ffs
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@KahunaKome
Tbh it’s better just to firm the sentence now rather than live in Russia for all of his life
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We NEED to get rid of the second amendment. I am Canadian but after hearing about the mass shooting in Jacksonville Beach Florida, I am willing to make the trip over to the states to go door to door confiscating firearms
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I've never been in a relationship.
I've never been to a party.
I've never tried alcohol.
I’ve never had sex.
All my focus is on Fortnite.
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Argentina’s Jewish president sending his country to war which means Poch has to join the army
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@ManagerTactical
There are also no more Serie A teams. Does this make the Bundesliga the best in the world by your logic?
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@TeacherOfBall
@elsdawg
You dropped 4 points to the worst Chelsea side in decades in a title race, how embarrassing
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@JaiJai1812471
@RSpicket
@Omarlelie
@Dexerto
Wayyy worse than cartels lol Haiti is literally being run by gangs. There’s no government, no police, barely any hospitals. You’re on your own
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@OfficialVizeh
Our whole team is out bro ,we have “Dick” and “Ogbaji” starting games. This is the worst it’ll get🤣
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Meanwhile, the left are sleeping in, preparing for a morning of woke Starbucks coffee and a day of complaining!
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Gallabrador and “Chilly” hate spreading to other fanbases
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@lennyyszn
@ManagerTactical
Why? Palmer is clearly the designated taker and he’s in a golden boot race
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@wontkickthecup
@trillestfr
@konznsucks
@JoeDaActivist
The Indian people I know and met have been respectful and and very nice. I just don’t think it’s fair
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@nycc_luis
@wontkickthecup
@trillestfr
@konznsucks
@JoeDaActivist
So what you are saying is that every single Indian man is an r
@pist
? Dude your logic is terrible
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“Penalty merchant” Cole Palmer has more non penalty goals than Saka
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@DicPeniston1984
@sorawlr
@exstattic
MJ got the craziest meatriders in the world bro. Say one negative thing about him and their on their neck riding his dick
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This is how I see myself fr. Just the chill laid back guy on X that doesn’t take no bs and keeps to himself
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$75-fuck a fan(15 min max)
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LOUD
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I’m so sorry I cheated on you. I was ovulating. I’m just a female and it’s in my biological nature to want to reproduce approx 10 days after my cycle. So pls don’t be mad pookie. I’m just a silly emotional woman with no control over my estrogen :(
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We’re spreading the cheeks of Chile and Peru. Just need to penetrate them.
I won’t talk about Argentina
🏆 ¡ASÍ QUEDÓ CONFORMADO EL GRUPO DE ARGENTINA PARA LA COPA AMÉRICA!
🇦🇷 ARGENTINA
🇵🇪 PERÚ
🇨🇱 CHILE
🇨🇦 CANADÁ
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Tried the nonchalant gimmick in uni this semester and ended up getting 10% for participation in one of my courses
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@InvertTheWing
If he wasn’t playing for United he wouldn’t be near the England squad, and that’s coming from someone who rates him highly
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@elIisburner
We got a nice little run to end off the season. As long as we win a few of these we should scrape conference league
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This is how I see myself fr. Just the chill laid back guy on X that doesn’t take no bs and keeps to himself
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Ike Ugbo acting like he didn’t just learn the national anthem writhing the last 2 years is killing me
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@Sup3rbobb
This one was done with some class and dignity and it’s a funny joke. “Bennys” video is just cringe
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Got crunched by the opponents 6’4 striker today after going for a tackle and injured my knee
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@DNDSimba
@Advitiya2907
@BODguy10
@elarionacfc
@cb1milli
Colwill is better than everyone you’ve named
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This is how I see myself fr. just the chill laid back guy on X that doesn’t take no bs and keeps to himself
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@adam__afc__
@TheLampardView
@jellalchelsea
Take away Havertz from Arsenal, nothing changes. Take away Palmer from Chelsea, we end up just above relegation
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@ElectionLegal
@NickAdamsinUSA
He’ll do anything and everything to get things HIS way. A true winner on and off the field
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Last night. I was dining at hooters with some of the guys and when the lovely waitress brought the bill, things nearly got physical in the argument over who pays. No hard feelings, these are just alpha male experiences
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The big 3 of joblessness and speed eating in one screenshot💀
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Fuck sake home run for them on the second batter. Shohei Ohtani
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Tried the nonchalant gimmick while walking on the beach this morning and stepped in dog 💩
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@1BullishDude
@Xromi_ejaz
He probably didn’t even know what happened. He got hit, probably felt that something wasn’t quite right, was light headed and dizzy, and then unconscious. All withhn 6 seconds . There was zero pain
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Guys. I’ve had the exact same recurring nightmare for years now and it’s literally baby reindeer but instead of Martha it’s Voldemort chasing me… I’m not even like I’m scared
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If you need to go around and saying you are a wolf pack you aren’t. A real wolf just stays back and hunt his pray
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Walked into the barbershop and got paired with new guy who flew in from Greece last month
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@Sku_chiess
@Enzzoni
@Iewdawg
Why would he give the ball to someone else? He’s clearly the designated pen taker
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