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@evenmoarbeer2
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Punished beer guy, Philly burbs. Mid Runner and monster hunter. Management at SAHDCO; bonds & equity division, inquiries accepted via DM.
He, him
Joined May 2025
https://t.co/uNYqagFvcm When I tell the fellow employee "It is what it is"
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At this moment 50 years ago, the Coast Guard asks the Arthur M. Anderson—the last ship to contact the Fitz—to leave the protection of Whitefish Bay and conduct a search through hell. The Anderson gave a master salute to the Fitzgerald on the 45th anniversary of the sinking.
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FYP is literally just right wing propaganda interspersed with people posting their last dying tweets?? What the hell
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everything i’ve learnt about sydney sweeney has been against my will
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New gear today to replace one of my older iggies shirts.
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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This is crazy lol
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The funniest thing is about to happen
I just realized this. Today is officially the first day Bank of America stock has fully recovered from the Global Financial Crisis. Wow.
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Hopefully this doesn’t put me on a list
If Charlie Kirk died in 2017 there would've been a JoJo's 'To Be Continued' meme with like 10 million views by now
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Woke 2.0 is about to hit like whatever the hell Hunter Biden was on
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
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Made it three sentences without mentioning food
It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental health officer but he’s still gripping the knife. I feel a sense of regret wash over me. Why didn’t I
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