Evan Stravers
@evanstravers
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Architect / Photographer / Cello / Bass / Hockey / Football / Adaptive Trykes https://t.co/O73tGORglf / Hockey Podcast @Handsomehockey He/Him
Portland, OR / DeKalb, IL
Joined May 2009
The Merrick Garland DOJ brought charges against members of the Somali community in Minnesota engaged in alleged fraud years ago, but because MAGA is basically a coalition of liars, grifters, and ignoramuses facts don’t matter to them anymore.
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The Department of Justice announced today federal criminal charges against 47 defendants for their alleged roles in a $250 million fraud scheme that exploited a federally-funded child nutrition...
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Kid in '04 Kia pretending each pizza is the lifesaving medicine from the Iditarod
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I spent two years in the Trump administration. During that time, I saw how the president handled national security decisions. One of my biggest takeaways was this: He fantasized regularly about maiming & killing unarmed civilians. Actually.
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Elite pointless airport feature, one of America’s finest
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
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NYT confirms it: On DOGE’s watch, federal spending didn’t go down, it went up. So much for “efficiency.” The hype was fake, the numbers aren’t.
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If I had a dollar for every time a Detroit sports team suffered a horrific collapse after admiring Donald Trump, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice
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Christmas is all about giving to those in need. Not all of us are fortunate enough to track our favorite team's Stanley Cup quest. Some of us have already seen playoff chances drop below 10%. So, this Christmas, we're adding odds for the best consolation prize: Drafting 1st!
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In case you didn't know... Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.
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“Merry Christmas! Feel free to log off at 4:45pm on Christmas Eve so you can have some time back with your family.”
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The University of Oklahoma in a nutshell:
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Samantha Fulnecky didn’t do the assignment. She failed. She cried discrimination and whined to right-wing media personalities. The University of Oklahoma has now erased the grade and punished the instructor. This is what academic cowardice looks like. https://t.co/6jHPfrayi4
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Samantha Fulnecky didn’t do the work, and the university punished the only person who noticed
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I want the raw milk enthusiasts to start drinking raw water. Go ahead - get it from streams, stagnant ponds, contaminated waterways. Why purify it? Boiling bad, yes?
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