Trying to start the rumor that you don't have to wear a shirt in Panera Bread. So if you see any tweets to that end, just go with it.

What am I having for Christmas?

My mom thought this was comforting but I thought it was ominous

This country has lived three two "Great Ages of Ooze": 1964-1971 and 1982-1991. The latter period is most famous for two films in the "Ooze Genre," Ghostbusters II and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the enemy of my enemy, my best friend.

my god...they're growing another one

[Norm Macdonald voice] All the stars are here!

Now watching:

❄️ ☃️ 🤎

Matte paintings from 'Robocop' (1987)

this has to be the worst job at the North Pole

Now watching:

The original Heated Rivalry

me visiting the tim allen wing at the christmas museum

in america, if you fail an assignment, they fire the teacher

Soviet New Year's card from the Second World War (1942) showing Ded Moroz decorating his tree with Nazis.

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) Stuntwoman Tracey Eddon (who doubled for Carrie Fisher in Return of the Jedi) did this incredible fire stunt and it still blows me away every time i see it

This Bob Seger when he heard that new time rock and roll

Ever since Barry White became editor-in-chief of CBS I’ve noticed a definite bias toward lovemaking in their reporting

Chaos after Macy's big sale day. New York, USA, 1948

#TheMuppets70