SUCH A HUGE HUGE WIN!!! I'm crying real tears in public I'm HONOURED to have played a teeny part in this. The people who worked on this campaign and wider world of cultural sponsorship are the BEST! BP sponsorship of Royal Opera House ends after 33 years

Supercut of Matt Berry announcing stuff during the #Oscars lol

Its so exciting when the trees turn green. Shoutout to chlorophyll

"Iran is our enemy because it is an Islamist theocracy that denies human rights to women and LGBTQ people, brutally beheads political dissidents, violently attacks its neighbours, and funds terrorism. That's why today I'm visiting our close friend and ally, Saudi Arabia."

https://t.co/3nkgD3UTFq

The victoria line is hot because of the mechanical demon that lives in its tunnels. The train screams because its afraid of what lives at the end of the line

A god that needs violent men to succeed is a god invented by violent men.

It's such a harmful Christian theology that looks at wars and famine and says, "This might be the fulfillment of End Times prophecies!" and "Jesus might be retuning soon!" instead of "look at how much people are suffering” and “how can we stop this injustice?"

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

My baby wrote an all-timer of a lede… https://t.co/I2un8Cxyfv

GP system is a mess, says Shipman

The telegraph every time they have a slow engagements week

Every season of Clarkson’s Farm highlights how unprecedented rain, drought, or heat can cause massive problems. His own show reveals the real consequences of climate change. I guess it’s easy not to care though when you own a farm mainly as a tax dodge.

using the passive “dead” and the active “killed” in the SAME HEADLINE is absolutely diabolical

there is no cause worth killing children for. in any country. for any reason. if you disagree with this, i don’t know what to tell you and I fear for your soul

Never let anyone tell you that change will never come, that the planet can’t be saved, that better things aren’t possible.

Timothee Chalamet at Phantom of the Opera: BOOOOOO THIS SHOULD BE PHANTOM OF THE PING PONG

in an incredibly crowded field, the last person we need to hear from on military action in the middle east is tony fucking blair

Happy Women’s Day to the South Asian women domestic workers enduring exploitation in the Gulf states, and to the resilient women of Palestine, Iran, Lebanon, Congo, Sudan, and everywhere resisting injustice.