Make that 5 dates in 8 days have ghosted or canceled on me.

Based on my Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday, the Holy Spirit said, “you shouldn’t be clownin’ on Monday, too” So I attempted to go on a first date, and got ghosted… but that doesn’t hurt my feelings half as much as knowing Rep TV still isn’t real.

Max was a loser from a single-parent household who got bullied on occasion at school. He harbored some resentment for his classmates and is unnoticed by his crush. Instead of turning to violence, he interrupted an assembly with a live enactment of a popular music video.

Cuddled so hard with a boy last night that my hair smells like him… so I had to break my hair protocol & throw my hair up into a high ponytail because smelling a boy that still hasn’t kissed you after 6 dates would make my productivity plummet.

My front porch has a cute rug that is neutral for the HOA… although I’m sure they’re not jazzed about it because I seem to be the only person with one, but it’s not against any bylaws.

TikTok showed me a hot dog 🌭 outdoor rug… so I left work early to see if I could snag it because apparently it’s new & going viral and I love hot dogs more than I like 97% of people. It is GLORIOUS. It’s gonna look so cute outside on my back porch.

Got on Twitter because I realized I haven’t read a biomom update from @jjhicken for months. Reading the last few months has elevated my heart rate enough that my Apple Watch is concerned for my current wellbeing, and I’m so mad I’m about to cry. Biomom is the worst.

works. I’m relatively healthy in spite of my size, and the fact that vaccines don’t seem to work for me.

Today I had to sign up for health insurance. In the off chance that I should go to the hospital (lookin’ at you September 19th & 20th) I’d like to only pay for $7.5k of that visit… plus the $214/month I will be paying. I’m certain I don’t actually know how health insurance

Y’all. If you add rum to your McD’s frozen coke, it is a game changer.

I am still trapped in this group text. I want to kms, I hate them so much. True friends don’t trap other friends in group texts. God gave us message apps for a reason.

This is worse time management than BYU’s offense the last 3 games.

I am gonna have to not use a bidet after a bowel movement for the first time since August. I instinctively reached down to turn on the bidet and instant tears.

Everyday we get new announcements of Trump’s cabinet picks and this what I picture those meetings looking like

"Taylor ruined football" good I hope she ruins everything men love I hope she burns it all to the ground

16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

RT if your team is still undefeated

I am absolutely gutted over GBBO this week.

Down to just 10!! RT if your team is still UNDEFEATED