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“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” • Upton Sinclair
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We got Engaged today. 😛🥳
What happened to you the last time you caught feelings for someone?
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No Beer sponsor
No Media Sponsor
No Influencers
No TV Ads
No Radio Ads
Just
#PeoplePower
!
Concert of the Year is
#KyarengaConcert
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Otuboi has a Queen!!! The King is off the streets. Love is a beautiful thing. 🥰🥰🥰💛💛
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Told my carpenter I need that kinda table on the left and after close to a month, the table on the right is what he has delivered 😩😩😩😫😫😩😫🥺😫
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When you bet Sadio Mane to score at Nakivubo but you find out he was picked up by a drone by mistake.
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In Uganda, Wekesa and the minister will also want to be in the video.
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Bro, you’re always at Icon Lounge nga olya party. Relax the double standards.
This hangout at Forest Mall will be among the things that will drive us to the COVID-19 3rd wave.
@PoliceUg
please implement the statutory instrument by the Minister
@MinofHealthUG
@JaneRuth_Aceng
📹 taken at the weekend
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If you’re in town and you’re hungry, go to Hotel Africana and enter a random conference, you’ll get a food coupon.
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This is how Konshens will be introduced on that stage at Blankets and Wine.
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Shortly after taking over Alchemist Nairobi and renaming it to Kush!
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Okay George William Kakoma.
@enywaru
The jokes by Ugandans that going round about AFCON is a proofs that Ugandans are not patriotic.
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This week, atleast reward yourself with a Meat Guy Bucket to forget all that you’ve been through.
Totally worth it!
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Victor Osimhen after bagging a hatrick & two assists at Kakindu Stadium.
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Mum graduated today. She silently enrolled back to tailoring school and upped her game. Today after ages, she wore that cap with so much joy and pride. I’m proud of her!
A queen 👑
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Me wondering what happened to my Salary before even entering the new month.
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Japan gives Uganda sh5.8 billon grant to boost COVID-19 response
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When they reduce her time because yall are destructing her for photo ops we’re going to mix you guys.
PHOTOS:
@nbstv
's
@SimonKaggwaNjal
and
@mildredtuhaise
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@Mama_d256
as she cooks her way to the
@GWR
for the longest Cooking Marathon (Individual).
📸
@francis_isano
#NBSUpdates
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Yiyi Bro, but they just started yesterday?
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@missdeedan
@KoretaYvonne
and
@idringp
always make my mornings every week day. There is really no reasonable doubt about that.
#SanyuFmBreakFastClub
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Best of luck in your new role Chief. Thanks for doing nothing for the ICT Ministry.
Who am I to once again catch the eye of the President? With gratitude, I thank you, Your Excellency for appointing me the State Minister for Economic Monitoring in the
@UgPresidency
. I will continue to serve our country with utmost energy, honour and diligence.🙏🙏🙏
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At 47, your boss Kin is leading one of the biggest media conglomerates in East Africa and yet you, a 50 year old news anchor don't think at 44, Diomaye Faye, a former tax inspector in the government’s taxes and estates department can lead a nation.
Yours is a myopic take, Samson
Fine you are 44, and they jailed you, and you were in the opposition. I do not hear anyone speak of his experience in governance or management or that he brings any new perspectives in the management of something as intricate and complex as a nation. I doubt he will change much.
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If you’re going to run a start-up in this country from scratch, put aside a budget to cater for your therapy sessions & mental health.
You’re welcome.
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There’s rumors that this mans could be a cabinet minister if there was a reshuffle. 😂😂😂😂
Thank You my Chairman Gen
@mkainerugaba
for fixing Lake
@EriasLukwago_
in Kololo it’s no more.Thank
@MODVA_UPDF
Engneering Brigade for fixing this section of road in front of CDF offices & UMI. MK Promises and Act.
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Been told Programming a New Key for my car is 900k. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m done being an adult, please log me out.
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You wanted it to attack Kony? 😂😂
Bobi Wine’s speech is all about attacking Museveni 🥴
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You wanted to also be funny, sikyo?
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My wedding planner is telling me Deco prices and I’m like….MWE!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
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I’ll Slap you!!
These are the fruits I got from Boda Boda business. Alhamdulillah 🙏🏾
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Spoke to someone about the current situation in the country last night and the trends of how things have been going and they didn’t seem to see any problem with this country.
Privilege is such a bad thing. May it not rob you of your remorse and sense of wonder.
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You got some..didn’t you 😅😅😅
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Pastor Kakande strikes again, this time, he says you can buy your dream to become a billionaire for only $300.
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Do you ever sit there and remember the Fake News we fed on in high school. 😂😂😂
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Restaurants be threatening to bring your food by bringing the ketchup and cutlery two mins after you place your order only to take 4 years.
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I live for the movie where Bobi Wine landed in Kenya yesterday & comes via Busia by Road to Uganda as Police & the Army wait for him at Entebbe all day 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥
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You casually had 40m in 2019 and you’re confidently telling people to stand up and push.
You people need to have some shame with your lame motivation mahn.
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A lady walked to me a while ago at Javas & asked me about the wallpaper on my laptop screen. I explained to her that it was of a lady I took & I really loved it so I decided to put it there. After the mini 'Interrogation' she told me that's her daughter!
Guys, I farted a little
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It’s time to send in your requests 😃
What songs do you want Konshens to perform at Blankets and Wine?
#BlanketsAndWineKla
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Why is this content available for my region?
The Prince and Princess of Wales and the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are cheered as they wave goodbye to the crowds in Windsor.
Follow the latest:
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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I knew we were jokers as a country when Judith Nabakooba was made Ugandan Minister of ICT.
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You still look drunk from the all the alcohol you're taking a break from. 😂😂😂
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Mzeei ekipaale kitwale bakikwatemu nawe olimba
Abenakyo is indeed a tall, beautiful Musoga girl. My only concern is that she was wearing Indian hair. I have encouraged her to keep her natural, African hair. We must show African beauty in its natural form.
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360 Mentor has constantly brought together folks that are privileged and have been lucky with shoddy deals to get the top to preach motivation to y’all. Smh!
Kazambi mwerere!
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All my landlady did was paint the gate and she increased rent. Lol 😂
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NBS Tv had Rukshana interview the queen and I remembered when someone said….NTV sends Maurice Mugisha to the US to cover the elections while they send Sudhir Byaruhanga to Bundibugyo to report about Ebola.
😅😅😅There was chaos that day!
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Kweswaza Riddim all weekend at
@NyegeNyegeFest
last year and next Tuesday, I was training delegates at the European Union.
I want to show the duality of Black people. Show me two pics of you in two different forms.
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It’s Ateso, not Atesot…..Atesot is a female Itesot and Etesot is a Male Itesot. They both speak a language called, Ateso.
The old man of the clan is appearing on voice of Teso, live from Soroti City! We shall discuss poverty, national and regional politics, and speak a lot of Atesot
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After close to two months of chasing the carpenter, this is what my homeboy asked for and what he has received.
I’m pla. 😂😂😂😂😂
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People will watch this TB Joshua ting and still be like, nah My Mbonye is different.
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They’re going to shift you from D’Mighty Breakfast to K-Zone when your heart is broken.
There is this one lawyer I’m talking to and he is so nice 🥹.
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Me waiting for her to serve breakfast in the morning.
ⓘ BRO CODE 026: A bro must never sleep over at a woman's house
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Kwetega for Governor Job O’clock.
I have been developing a model called "NUWAGABA 8 POINT MODEL". It is a model that explains how an individual or country can economically transform.
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I’ve done crazy things in my life but tickling the Jaj guy today was extreme and I knew I deserved it when we both fell in the trench.
😂😂😂😂😂
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My girl said; YOU DESERVE BETTER &
@sagebuyer
delivered. She was cooking🥰🥰😍😍😍
Time is really up for MacBooks with the intel chips. Why are these things so loud and slower?
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I admire your continued resilience in sinking the credibility of that institution.
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Kabuye is Rickman’s dad. 😂😂😂
Yes, they should give a chance to a Ugandan coach. I believe Mr. Kabuye Patrick will do a great job, he has a UEFA category A licence that makes him eligible to handle professional European football teams so why not Uganda cranes?!
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Ate olowoza mbadde ssifiridde munyumba trying to eat a bun in One Minute.
Mwe! 😂😂😂
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Between the Sheets
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Today go out & eat your money! Treat yourself, spoil yourself, love yourself
Take yourself for Frappes at Java House, go fake your birthday & make those Javas waitresses drum for you. Buy yourself a footcandy or adidas shoe, reward yourself a baro of wine!
EAT YOUR MONEY!
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My fiancée has started perfectly reverse parking her car on her own and I’m not hearing the end of it.
Simanyi “Women in F1” ate simanya “Women in Aerospace Engineering” Oba “Women in Tech”.
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We’re actually not kawa mentally as a generation.
Be Kind to each-other.
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Seeing the economy fully open after almost 2 years gives me such pure nostalgia. The liveliness of the streets at night, the vendors going about their hustles, the whole vibe that you actually feel free in your country. So much joy. 😍🥺.
Also if you can, leave this country!
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Having money is important but having financial discipline is importanter!
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