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βIt is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.β β’ Upton Sinclair.
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Itβs funny how people think this is cheap. ππ.
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Living beyond my means. π«Ά.
What improved your quality of life so much, you wish you did it sooner?.
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If you donβt have money, just love yourself, your mom and dad. ππΌ.
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They hugged till morning?.
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Uganda, we too can do this.
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My wife pulled up with 30 GIFTS ahead of my 30th birthday this Friday. The only problem is I canβt open any yet. I went and got myself a mad woman. I love this type of crazy!!!ππππ₯°π₯°
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When he said heβs a Digital Marketeer, I knew it that rasta ayiriba nga ffe mwana!.
Baby Gloria ne Jonas teri alibagattulula: Jonas atukakasizza nti ku ye kwasibidde
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We got Engaged today. ππ₯³
What happened to you the last time you caught feelings for someone?.
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No Beer sponsor.No Media Sponsor .No Influencers .No TV Ads.No Radio Ads.Just #PeoplePower! .Concert of the Year is #KyarengaConcert
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Otuboi has a Queen!!! The King is off the streets. Love is a beautiful thing. π₯°π₯°π₯°ππ
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Someone must be stuck with their container of helmets.
Police to arrest boda boda passengers without helmets. #NilePostNews
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Told my carpenter I need that kinda table on the left and after close to a month, the table on the right is what he has delivered π©π©π©π«π«π©π«π₯Ίπ«
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When you bet Sadio Mane to score at Nakivubo but you find out he was picked up by a drone by mistake.
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In Uganda, Wekesa and the minister will also want to be in the video.
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Me in the bar at 4am, very drunk, telling my friends I love them and how weβre going to be rich guys.
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Bro, youβre always at Icon Lounge nga olya party. Relax the double standards.
This hangout at Forest Mall will be among the things that will drive us to the COVID-19 3rd wave. @PoliceUg please implement the statutory instrument by the Minister @MinofHealthUG @JaneRuth_Aceng.πΉ taken at the weekend
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It is very simpleβ¦.The code was cracked long time ago.
Genuine question, how are you guys partying, paying bills and still manage to save.
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If youβre in town and youβre hungry, go to Hotel Africana and enter a random conference, youβll get a food coupon.
What's your survival hack in Kampala?.
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If youβre sharing photos or videos of floods in Kampala, please use these hashtags; #VisitUganda & #ExploreUganda for better tracking. Thanks! π.
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This is how Konshens will be introduced on that stage at Blankets and Wine.
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OTUBOI HAS A QUEEN. πΈ .β’.β’.β’.β’.β’.β’.Hereβs to Forever my Queen, @KobugabeLucky π
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This is how it will be when the account tweets βYESβ.
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Geh, Save this jazz for your mitte!.
Our young generation should be told life is a "brick by brick" journey. My house in 2002 and 2025 . No shortcuts .
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Shortly after taking over Alchemist Nairobi and renaming it to Kush!
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Okay George William Kakoma.
@enywaru The jokes by Ugandans that going round about AFCON is a proofs that Ugandans are not patriotic.
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This week, atleast reward yourself with a Meat Guy Bucket to forget all that youβve been through. Totally worth it!
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Whoever keeps telling my mum about these βbrilliant farming ideas and dealsβ, I need you to leave my amojong alone. Iβm not sinking anymore money in Agriculture!!!!
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Happy Birthday @itsJoshuaBaraka. Webale kunyumisa mukolo gwange bro. Iβll be your bouncer when weβre picking the Grammy Award soon.
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Do they know that there were 3million pilgrims in Namugongo on Martyrs Day?.
An estimated 300,000 Newcastle fans lined the streets yesterday to celebrate the clubβs first domestic trophy in 70 years π€π€
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Someone urgently needed a car bumper so they βborrowed mineβ πππ.
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Victor Osimhen after bagging a hatrick & two assists at Kakindu Stadium.
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A surrogate mother is urgently needed. Should be between ages 28-34.To be paid 30M.Academic credentials will be considered!.DM if interested.
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I feared UOT the day Apostle Lubega yazalawa Bobi Wine and in no time, we knew how he was fired from Bank of Africa, had 2 failed marriages and heβs the one who sold Antony to Man United. Nze UOT njitya mwana. Aah!.
UOT is actually a very wild place because why do we now know about your private doings.
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Mum graduated today. She silently enrolled back to tailoring school and upped her game. Today after ages, she wore that cap with so much joy and pride. Iβm proud of her!. A queen π.
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Me wondering what happened to my Salary before even entering the new month.
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The fruits madam packed for me to eat at work didnβt make it past the Ntinda traffic lights.
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We gave the Funeral Services mans his balance and he said; βThanks for the support, hope to do business with you again soon.β
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without naming your city, what is your city known for?.
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Japan gives Uganda sh5.8 billon grant to boost COVID-19Β response
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Donβt wear yourself out over that job mate. β¦. slow down, breathe, get some rest, take leave days, watch some reels and TikToks during your shift and apply for some other jobs using office WiFi.
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Yiyi Bro, but they just started yesterday?.
.@missdeedan @KoretaYvonne and @idringp always make my mornings every week day. There is really no reasonable doubt about that. #SanyuFmBreakFastClub
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Best of luck in your new role Chief. Thanks for doing nothing for the ICT Ministry.
Who am I to once again catch the eye of the President? With gratitude, I thank you, Your Excellency for appointing me the State Minister for Economic Monitoring in the @UgPresidency. I will continue to serve our country with utmost energy, honour and diligence.πππ.
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My wife is rich.
@enywaru How do you manage to live outside your means week in week out ?.
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Have you guys tried applying for Jobs?.
Silence only guarantees than nothing changes which is why my sister and I are launching our book βBang the Twinsβ narrating our lived experience in activism.
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But there were over 3,000,000 pilgrims at Namugongo on Martyrs Day.
Chris Brown has sold out Africa's largest stadium, 94,736 capacity FNB Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa. He was paid $1 million to perform in Nigeria in 2012, $1 million to perform in Ghana in 2013 and $887,000 to perform in Kenya in 2016.
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At 47, your boss Kin is leading one of the biggest media conglomerates in East Africa and yet you, a 50 year old news anchor don't think at 44, Diomaye Faye, a former tax inspector in the governmentβs taxes and estates department can lead a nation. Yours is a myopic take, Samson.
Fine you are 44, and they jailed you, and you were in the opposition. I do not hear anyone speak of his experience in governance or management or that he brings any new perspectives in the management of something as intricate and complex as a nation. I doubt he will change much.
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If youβre going to run a start-up in this country from scratch, put aside a budget to cater for your therapy sessions & mental health. Youβre welcome.
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Close kko your laptop and watch some TikToks bambiβ¦.Catherine the HR doesnβt even like you because she thinks Olina olugezigezi.
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Thereβs rumors that this mans could be a cabinet minister if there was a reshuffle. ππππ.
Thank You my Chairman Gen @mkainerugaba for fixing Lake @EriasLukwago_ in Kololo itβs no more.Thank @MODVA_UPDF Engneering Brigade for fixing this section of road in front of CDF offices & UMI. MK Promises and Act.
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Kasta this ka stroke is lit π₯ π₯
@enywaru This is the most pathetic dance strokes invented & performed by Genzies. Woeful.
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Been told Programming a New Key for my car is 900k. ππππππ Iβm done being an adult, please log me out.
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Networking. I donβt know the last time I ever applied for a job & got it. But Iβve gotten several jobs & gigs bβse of the networks Iβve built over the years. Thereβs people who still call me for work I stopped doing ages ago bβse of the ever growing referrals. Build Networks!!.
Where are you guys finding jobs?? Iβve searched far and wide.
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You wanted it to attack Kony? ππ.
Bobi Wineβs speech is all about attacking Museveni π₯΄.
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THE JOB HAS BEEN SECURED!!!. We give thanks to the most high & yβall that came through with them blessings. Peace and Love βπ½.
One last intense interview tomorrow morning to determine whether the job will be secured or nah. We Move βπΏ.
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You wanted to also be funny, sikyo?.
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Iβll Slap you!!.
These are the fruits I got from Boda Boda business. Alhamdulillah ππΎ
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My wedding planner is telling me Deco prices and Iβm likeβ¦.MWE!!!!πππππ
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Spoke to someone about the current situation in the country last night and the trends of how things have been going and they didnβt seem to see any problem with this country. Privilege is such a bad thing. May it not rob you of your remorse and sense of wonder.
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Pastor Kakande strikes again, this time, he says you can buy your dream to become a billionaire for only $300.
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You got some. didnβt you π
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UGANDA WOW π.
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Missed my boy @Owishemwe at the wedding but Iβm glad to see he still has his smile on together with the others in high spirits.
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Do you ever sit there and remember the Fake News we fed on in high school. πππ.
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Restaurants be threatening to bring your food by bringing the ketchup and cutlery two mins after you place your order only to take 4 years.
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Naye mulina efujjo mwana. ππππ What does his dream have to do with us?.
I and @AineShaKa have talked to Mr. Tusiime Abdallah. His dream is to do law at @iuiuac but is short of tution. At only 2000/- on @AineShaKa number 0775721536, we would be able to raise his fees in just hours. I will contributed 500,000 to this cause. Letβs bless him with a smile
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I don't want us to be surprised when a lot of students from Bukedea Comprehensive Academy make it to the Government Sponsored list next year.
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2million is nothing compared to the 3million pilgrims at Namugongo on Martyrs Day. They also collect $500million in offertory!.
Over two million fans attended a free Lady Gaga concert on Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, her biggest show ever. The city funded the event to help revive its economy, expecting a $100 million boost.
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I live for the movie where Bobi Wine landed in Kenya yesterday & comes via Busia by Road to Uganda as Police & the Army wait for him at Entebbe all day πππππ₯π₯.
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You casually had 40m in 2019 and youβre confidently telling people to stand up and push. You people need to have some shame with your lame motivation mahn.
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βBi blender ebyo mbitya bileeta cancerβ
My blender at home broke down months ago and I refused to repair it. Told them bi blender ebyo mbitya bileeta cancer!! . Yesterday the girls made me juice nga bakozessa kasengejja and I thanked them. I was happy. Mugule obusengejja ewaka!!.
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A lady walked to me a while ago at Javas & asked me about the wallpaper on my laptop screen. I explained to her that it was of a lady I took & I really loved it so I decided to put it there. After the mini 'Interrogation' she told me that's her daughter! . Guys, I farted a little.
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