Godfrey KUTEESA!!
@GODFREY_Kutesa
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|| Conservative African Man-/Most of my tweets will annoy you/
Joined August 2012
@iam_kendiii Was told most Kenyans are fools but didn’t believe it until I saw this tweet. You’re a disgusting fool.
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I have been seeing lousy girls admiring the newest queen 🤴 and the wedding but am here to to tell u the truth. You can’t be like her. You’ll never be like her. Such a girl lived with #integrity during her youthful life. She has never shared a picture of her body in a bikini
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I just dropped one of my boys to school by force with few kibokos. Nze sagala mutwe munene!! . But here’s how it started: . Saturday last week, was their reporting time. Poor woman, ( mother ) didn’t have all the money so she picked a school fees loan paid and bought all the.
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Her husband returns home at 2am and she wakes up, serves her this good meal with a glass of juice. She then sits down on the table to converse with him and to know how the day has gone. Later she even puts water for him shower. She’s a winning woman. Because she wins with
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Am reminding u abt this program. I took more interest in it because it has no leader and has party!! I hate political parties and their leaders. In the end they seek personal gain at the cost of masses. That’s why I support this March!! . It’s just oppressed Ugandans that love
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I saw people sharing pictures of these beautiful flowers that died on Sunday evening in a car accident. As usual I went back to ask around the cause of their accident before I share my R.I.P and what I discovered is exactly what I have shared with you young people. Stop taking
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Who are u to speak for Uganda 🇺🇬 you nasty promiscuous thing? . You’ve done nothing but promote indecency in the name of “black parties” . Your good father must be gnashing his teeth each time he sees u wasting away. The “rita girl” you’re talking abt is a demon possessed human
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The other day I heard that in this country there are real mafias…who hide under these Authority. They be tracking people’s bank accounts and when they see that you’ve got a balance of let’s say half a million dollars 💵, they call you and force you to give them a percentage or
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Focus on your recovery. Get married .Have children . And leave elective politics alone.
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I hate #indiscipline in boys. I can’t even tolerate it any minute. When a parent calls my office mbu they’re stuck with an indisciplined boy, I act so fast. The other day, a parent called me at around 8pm. She was in deep tears 😭. It sounded like she was crying from her.
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I like the fact that the Shiba girl finally got pregnant 🫄 but am disgusted by idea of using her pregnancy as a way to attracting attention for her show!! . If you didn’t know, being pregnant is such a sacred thing. It’s so intimate to a level that it must be hidden or treated
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Driving from her school last weekend, my daughter said : . “Daddy can you buy me a phone?.I said : No at all. She asked : Why??.I said: “Because you don’t need a phone.What you need at this age is a calculator!!” . She kept quiet and didn’t prolong her request. And this brings.
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U steal from us , and then come eat what u’ve stolen in our midst. Then u expect us to swallow as u chew!!. How bold and shameless!! . #StoPCorruption.Scrap The Entire #Parliament.
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This is good but next time learn to SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! . You did wrong to come and expose your man’s weaknesses. Tokiddangamu. Your husband is King. When u expose his shortcomings to the world, 🌎 you’re equally a fool!!. Keep his weaknesses to yourself and help him through them.
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The other day , I saw a picture of a (married) woman on here kissing a random man on the cheek and she was proud of it but surely that was stupid. And that’s not the worst part. The worst part was her spending a full day defending her action saying her “husband has no problem.
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I teach my daughters to greet when they’re kneeling down. When they’re serving or addressing an elder, they kneel down. I affirm to them that the ears or the nose won’t fall off just because they knelt down to greet. I taught them that it’s such #feminine gestures that make a
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May your passport move this year. May you move out and get back in the country. God gave you a passport to use not to keeps in Jesus Name.
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Don’t date when you’re broke!!.Stop disturbing people’s daughters.
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Last yr, I told you all feminist are misguided including the their chairperson stationed at KCCa. They yap how they hate men, nio nio nio , in the night when everyone is sleeping they kneel before men. They’re willing to even share men. Kati wulira kano kanalwewuuba.
“I saw you, your kids and your husband and I wanted to be part of that.” ~ Sheebah is heard in a leaked audio telling the wife of the man who allegedly impregnated her! . (Via @BlizzUganda)
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See how she walks with her hands… . What a woman!! . She must have studied at Namagunga Girls …
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Kampala- Fort-portal road must be closed off permanently and DELETED from google maps with immediate effect. That’s not a road!! . How can a country with leaders look like this? . CLOSE IT IMMEDIATELY.
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One of them has to keep quiet and refuse to bow down to social media pressure of replying back. The one who keeps quiet will be the wise one not necessarily the right one!!.
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Stop cooking noodles for your man. If u can’t cook obufumbo buveemu and leave the man for someone else who can prepare a decent meal!. Also this business of calling to ask what he would like to eat must stop as soon as possible. 79% of men don’t know what they would like to eat.
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Ekiwandiiko Ekitongole Ekiva Mu Office Y’abaami Abagunjuffu!!. Share widely.
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We’re not talking about diabetes enough yet it’s more cruel than HIV. .
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Called a young man yesterday to give him a solar engineering gig for our new site. He asked: Where’s the site? .I answered: Kalangala . He responded: That’s far and switched me off!! . 5 mins later : I called a Kenyan who is based here but does the same job. With in 10 mins,.
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To my young men!!. Reminder to: . Smell good.Comb your hair.Shave 🪒 your self.Trim you damn fingernails .Have a clean mouth breath. Take care of your damn self. #TribeOfStrongMen.
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MEN here’s my annoying message to you!! . If your name has ever appeared on the Birth Certificate of a Child as the Father 3 yrs ago, pls be reminded that that child is going back to school tomorrow!!. Pay the damn school fees!!
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How do u even start moving out of the house without wearing a #nicker?? . Babakulizaawa mwe missege mwe??. Which kind of generation is this , with no shame at all. You drink and forget about yourself. The other day a 23 yr old girl came to report a case at Kira Station mbu she.
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Exactly what I told you!!. They’re empowered to bash men and call them useless. Then they’ll find solace in dogs then dildos and life will move on. The world is going crazy!! . Dogs are for guarding humans not to replace humans.
If you have failed to find love in human beings, get dogs. They have the purest love and unconditional loyalty 🤍🤍🤍.
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If you look closely on the profiles, the vocal ones are the ugliest ones. Byadibila ku lugya and they’re jealous because instead of taking them to Tokyo for a date, they’re taken to nabinoonya beach to eat fish contaminated by lake flies. Mugila mwasama as the good men leave.
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To you boys: . Stop sleeping in a woman’s house if you DON’T pay her rent. How can you even get sleep and dream 😴 under a shelter that was paid by a woman. You need to be arrested and your clothes thrown outside. You’re because you’re a-shaming Christendom!!. Also stop asking.
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20 yrs , you shouldn’t be disturbing your parents to open for you a door when you return home late. You should be with your own keys for your own house. Get out of your father’s house you lazy boy!!.
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A 21 year old told his parents yesterday that he’s going to commit suicide. They fell into panic as he locked himself into the bedroom. By the time we arrived at their house, the mother was at the door kneeling , pleading and crying 😢 for him not to do such. Then we knocked.
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NONSENSE!!. What value does it add to him/her. Parents need counseling.
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Again today, His Majesty the King of Buganda has donated more 120 Bicycles 🚲 to the baami of Ssingo to enable them do their duties of the Kingdom. Bring BACK THE FEDERAL SYSTEM and let’s manage our affairs. The Central Government has failed us. The parliament has betrayed
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5 yr old Son: Mummy I want to eat an egg 🥚.Mom: Wait I will peel for u. 07yr old son: Mom I have finished food. Mom: Leave the plates there, maid will pick them up. 11yr old son: Mom I have nothing to wear. Mom: Tell auntie (maid) to iron for you. 15yr old son: Mom am hungry.
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What’s s this nonsense??. You can’t arrest a man for allegations of “not taking care of his family?” .How dare u treat a man like this just because a woman reported and gave her side of the story?. Now what happens when you take him to prison, will he be able to send help from.
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Divorce your mind from this stupidity Phiona. You can’t make someone wedding a topic of discussion. Tuuula ewaka ofumbire omwami wo !!.
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Buy ur woman a #chocolate 🍫 at least you stingy man!!. Don’t u see it’s Friday?. Wewunze nnyo.
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You’re slowly becoming menace. How dare u use your mother’s health status to chase for clout? . Stop this sympathy tweeting and do something more meaningful instead of gathering people’s teenagers for twerking competitions. Is that what you call success??. NONSENSICAL BOY!!.
My father passed on when I was 3 years old, leaving us with our mum. She never had another man because she was left HIV positive. Despite everything, she taught us prayers, hard work, and patience. She took us to school—not the best, but the best she could afford. As support
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A child in p.4 at Nakasero Primary School can take herself to school and back home by using taxi. A s.5 boy somewhere is waiting for mummy to pick and drop him at school. Can’t even locate the new / old taxi park. We must stop this over-parenting!!.
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Did you know that when you apply for a visa at the Japan 🇯🇵 embassy you don’t pay anything. You only pay at end after your application has been processed and granted a visa. What an honest move. Imagine the many embassies that take advantage of Ugandans making them pay hefty
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At least now we we’ve all gradually learnt that abusing someone for being in prison is an over stretched thought. Prison is no-longer for the bad and ugly in Uganda 🇺🇬 . It’s mostly a place for those doing what’s right!!.
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NONSENSE !!. Which influence?.
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Am baffled by what’s going in this generation. Husband tells wifey: .Honey I would love us to have 4 children. I believe we can take care of them. (Empowered) wifey replies: .Not at all. I can only give u one child. Remember you didn’t marry a “baby making” machine. I have a.
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Men who wear shorts 🩳: Pls learn to smear Vaseline on the legs all the way down the feet. Wewale ebigere ebisiwuufu!!.
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Don’t submit to a man who can’t provide for the home. .
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On a wedding last month, where I was one of the organizers, we got to teach this young man a lesson. Months back, he was brought as a decorator. He demanded 23 million which was all paid on time. Two weeks before the event, we call and ask to double check on what was needed.
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If MEN have been called for a meeting, Kati Gwe okimamuki who’s not a man. Learn to respect MEN’S spaces. Mujeewo olunkulu lw’abewamwe.
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Men who have a hidden child out there this is my reminder to send the child and the mother some upkeep. Don’t let them lack just because you’re held captive by home Madam. At least go make shopping then call John the bodaboda man to deliver osilike!!.
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Young Men: . Here’s my closing advice. Never be afraid of naysayers. They have their own problems. When you see someone you like, and she’s beautiful and she’s ready to submit to you, go for them. Reach out to them, share with them your thoughts and proposal. If they like.
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Did you know that our Boot Camp ⛺️ started yesterday?. A boys boot camp that turns the weak into strong 💪. Breaking every lazy mindset and building a strong foundation of masculinity.
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Young Kings avoid them:. Avoid them by all means. They have no value because they don’t themselves. Such will be with u but won’t be wife material. Such can get pregnant but won’t be mothers. They’ll live ur children in the house and go to the bar. Instead of building u,
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This is becoming disgusting!!. In less than 3 weeks the President and Head of State has been turned into guest of honor for individuals on their birthday parties and other irrelevant events. Why can’t you let this man rest??. Why can’t you let him attend to other more important
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On parenting, someone told me to enroll my daughters in coding classes this holiday and I said “NO”. Let the girl child spend more time in the kitchen this season. Teach her to love kitchen activities. Give her a chance to do such activities like making juice for family, fixing
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My young men: . Happy New Week!!. Me and many other good people want to know what you do. Use this post and tell us your expertise with your contact details. Example: . I am Joel MUKISA. I specialize in manufacturing pavers. My pavers are different from others because.
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Pursue a girl, Fall in love with her , marry her , settle down with her and start a future together!! . Don’t be afraid. A man was not meant to be alone or share apartments with his fellow boys. You need a helper. Get a woman!!.
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When a boy is suspended from school for bad manners, don’t cry . Gwe notify me. I will tell u ekidako !!.
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Goodness Lord, . I have just seen this post. Paul I have to blame you. How did you cohabit with this disaster for 5 yrs?. How ?? . I have to blame you son!!.
SN1 EP1: SEPERATION. Attention: this post is not to seek validation from anyone here, but it is meant to clarify claims (Rated PG). I will start off this tete-a-tete with the baby mama, then Mutuzo later in the due course. Everyone has to get served with equity and equality now
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4 students of Buganda Royal Institute died in a car accident yesterday. What a sad 😢 moment. Since 2012, I have been tracking accidents that claim young people. Most of these accidents can be attributed to #excitement and we must be bold to talk about it. Most young people
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Valentines is a stupid thing!! No serious man should be caught celebrating it mbu roaming around with useless flowers 💐 and chocolates . Us traditional men we be in the farm thinking of the best way to feed the family and so should u!! Go to church if u have no farm.
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There are many “Winning Women” on this app. But this lady @IreneMugisha is such a woman. Did u see that video on her birthday when she broke down, in all her smartness and knelt down to say “Thank you” to her awesome husband @MauriceMugisha. ??. Did u see it?. Lady Irene is
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@mkainerugaba Gen. This reply wasn’t called for this time. A child has no business commenting on the “relationship” of the father however tempting it might be. In the African culture, Ms Byanyima qualifies to be your mother if indeed it’s true that she had a relationship with Mzee. This.
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The other day I saw the URA Ed directly engaging the masses in Kikuubo abt paying taxes. Then I also accidentally heard him telling us to pay taxes baambi and I was touched. But here’s the thing- . The URA boss doesn’t need to encourage us to pay taxes!! It’s our duty!! But u.
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Our Fathers and Grandfathers were very strong men. They had grit. If for example that weak Apostle divorced such a beautiful woman in those days, I can assure u on the same day a serious man would have taken her with the 2 beautiful daughters. She would be Mrs somebody and
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Be A MAN!! . Stand your ground. Set the pace!! . If you break up with the girl, we don’t need your silly memos. Suck it up and manage your affairs. It’s none of our business. Stop being weak!!.
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If you love her, don’t stop convincing her that you chose her among many. They live by being reassured.
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Now see!!. You pay for a child full school fees to go and study nga kidda mukwesiriwaza!!!. How dare u damage school property??. Are u the first to study in this school?. Do u think s.6 is everything?. This is what I keep telling u parents, the cost of raising “entitled” kids is
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To the young girls on here (27-37). Get married and have real children!!. Stop posting for us pictures of u with tinny dogs 🐩 pretending to be happy. The other mukiga girl keeps posting pictures with coffee cups ☕️ as if coffee is her husband. Tone down ur standards!!. GET.
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At a function last week on Sunday, I shared a table with this couple. When time for food came, one of the attendants approached our table that it was time for us to get up and join the line to serve. The lady told her husband “Daddy stay seated, I got this”. She happily stood
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Why is Dr Balaam offering to mediate talks between Gvt and the Citizens?. Do we really need a mediator to demand accountability? . Does it mean he does see and feel what we feel? . What mediation is he talking about anyway? I think @BalaamAteenyiDr is creating a wrong impression.
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This is exactly why you’re not getting married. You have turned yourselves into idiots with no value all. How dare u display you bum as if you’re show casing ice cream. Who will marry girls like you? Which man can risk to take you home and make you their wife? Imagine grown.
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You young boys who are in courtship: . If your girlfriend goes for those nyege things, . LOCK HER OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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If you have a good handwriting, .they’re looking for you. There’s a small ka gig somewhere…. But to apply first write ✍️ on a paper two paragraphs take a picture of that paper and send on WhatsApp 0783440913. Do it not letter than today.
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Pray for first born sons!! .Do it each time u get a chance.
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Emisege gyekibuga. They have no shame. They have no dignity for themselves. Their relatives can’t correct them. Their parents never taught them well. They think they’re happy yet they’re more miserable 😭 . May our good sons be saved be saved from such.
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Don’t Abort!!. If he tells you to abort and sends you the money, EAT IT and report him to me. Don’t abort any child this yr.
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Mwe bulenzi mwe . SHAVE 🪒 your damn armpits. Shave your down parts. STOP smelling for the girls. Shave and apply a deodorant this November!!. If I catch you smelling, ojja kundaba!!.
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Rich men’s kids don’t have genuine friends!! . They have parasites around them masquerading as friends.
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Don’t wait to become rich to have a child!! . DO IT NOW!!.
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A single mom and her 3 children stormed my office yesterday for an abrupt counseling session. The mom is confused over what to do because her 3 children (a 14 yr old daughter, a 9 yr old son , 6yrs old daughter ) are against her getting married to her long time fiancé.!! . It.
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Now you young people who send me messages in my DM and on WhatsApp and just call me “Kuteesa” you must STOP. Ssaagala kamanyiiro ako kemundeetako. What business do you have to just address me by my name without adding a “Mr”. Are we of the same age? Did I go to school with you?.
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A bunch of NONSENSE:. Which privacy are u asking for when you’ve been publicly displaying your shameless body and bedroom acts. Now that the infatuation is over you’re writing us silly “memos”. Did u tell us when it was starting? Ebibimba bimala nebikka!! . You could have.
💔. @SheilahGashumba announces separation with @RickmanManrick . “As I navigate this new chapter of my life, I would like to emphasize that I am single and not actively seeking a new relationship at the moment.”
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Imagine asking a hardworking man returning at his home (at 2am).“mbu ovaaawa???”. When did we reach here? This generation needs a reset!!. Asking a man “ovaaawa?”. How can a man start explaining himself to those he feeds and shelters? . A winning woman doesn’t ask: She knows that.
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I am an old man who doesn’t know what this “prom” thing means but my boy told me he was made prom-king yesterday at their school. His smartness and character are what make him boy stand-out. Proud of him Denzil. Now am going to ask him why he was holding someone’s girl in the
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Bring Back P. E in schools. Make it compulsory. The Kids are overly FAT.
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Gentlemen, when your wife gives birth, pls give a chance for the baby to breastfeed. Breast is for the baby!!.
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But @PoliceUg also has no shame now days. How in the world can u arrest someone harmless like Faiza??. I don’t want to imagine her in that dirty kaduukulu. Kikazi kyatu !!.
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Stop asking silly questions!!. Stop it.
Can you marry a woman with a kid?.
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Today morning as I was jogging in Muiden - Nederland, I saw a big farm with such big big cows 🐄. I said to myself “ i will go and have look and ask abt farming. I know am not on appointment and don’t know these people but well if they welcome me, it wud be great, if they don’t,
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Jesus who did this ??. Banange nja kutema omuntu oluyi !!. Nze nabagaana akamanyiiro kano
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Despicable!!.Unacceptable!!. This is not African. In Africa, we love with respect. We don’t expose bedroom affairs for public view. Bedroom affairs when done with love ❤️ are ok but they’re not for public consumption. We’re a good society with natural “shame”. We ask ourselves,
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Another suicide of a child in less than 3 months??. Parents what’s going on?? . I heard he was denied pocket money for 2 million. How can a child kill themselves bs someone said NO?? . What kind of entitled generation are we raising?? . We must talk about these things in plain
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Today I want to advise my young men: . Train yourself to be #reliable. Many of you are greatly qualified but you’re still struggling financially because you’re unreliable. People can’t trust u with work. You work today, you miss 3 days and switch off your phone. You’re paid.
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Why can’t you learn from this woman’s humility?. She knelt down and served her husband. Did she die? Did the knees break off?? . Mwe baaana mwe abawala abepankapanka learn from your elders otherwise you’ll continue to stay lonely with virtual friends hyping you !! .
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18 yrs is an adult but NOT yet mature. A girl matures at 24-26. A boy matures at 30-34.
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So guys I need someone to help me point me to a straight forward solution . What’s the best way to clear a drone at the airport that was bought purposely for media filming?. Since December, we’re in endless phone calls and we’re tired of circles and rectangles. My dm is open.
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