Wakan ,The Travel Therapist.
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Travel |Co founder @KemptenSafaris , Inspire youth into leadership |Fumbler |Rugby Father to @GlampUganda I MET GOD ,HE LIVES ON THE NILE.
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Just get your leave days correct 💯
@KemptenSafaris
did the thing!
#GroupTravel
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A bus to Nairobi starts from 90K ugx.
A bus to Kigali is 70K ugx
As a young person, you need to travel more, and scan for opportunities.
The EastAfrican community presents a market of over 146 million people.
Uganda bwegana nga tugezako ewalala, tewali budde.
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If you're still earning in shillings, you still have a lot of long way to go.
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We are not birds!
The Kampala we don't talk about.
@kasyate
come pay for this kalango on UBC!
#ExploreUganda
#KlaSmartCity
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I can buy all Shell fuel stations and rename them Rubis just for you.
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Dating a mzungu starter parker in Uganda.
•Dreadlocks
•Unemployed (ever available)
Add yours.
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EXCITING NEWS:
Tandem sky diving is now available at Extreme Adventure Park Busika.
A tandem skydive is a skydiving experience where two people jump out of an airplane together, strapped to one another during the entire descent.
#ExploreUganda
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This beautiful Airbnb is in Arua City.
(Northern Uganda)
Would you believe if I told you it’s only 100K ugx ? (30$) a night.
Kampala and Jinja left the whatsapp group.
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TOURIST PHOTO DUMP.
Share a picture of you touring Uganda.
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This you ?
Asking to be apart of Kempten ?
🤔
HEAL bro.
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Stabex are the masters of scale in Uganda.
They build over night, you blink once you find a new Stabex!
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Staycation ✨✨
The Aramaga Rift Valley Lodge is situated 10 km west of Fort Portal in Uganda and features a unique design that embraces stunning views over the Rwenzori Mountains, Semliki Wildlife Reserve, Blue Mountains of the DRC, and Lake Albert.
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#ExploreUganda
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Staycation ✨
Baobab Cottage on the Nile is located 20kms downriver from Jinja town. The house sits on the cliffs of the Nile River with stunning views of the river
Accomodates 6 guests, 2bedroms.
81 USD per night.
#ExploreUganda
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🌍 Planning a Trip to Zanzibar from Uganda? Here's What You Need to Know!
Dreaming of white sandy beaches and turquoise waters? Zanzibar is calling!
Here's a quick guide for Ugandan travelers:
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Ssente olina za Ssese but you want to Zanzibar.
Be organized.
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Kampala people, alcohol is not going any where.
Drink Responsibly blood.
Si lutalo!
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A client I booked flight tickets for has said she has no yellow fever and Covid 19 vaxx certificate.
2 hours to departure time
😭😭😭😂
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Lucky Oil babe when it's time to look for clients she used influencers not the Oil.
😂😭
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BROVAD SANDS LODGE.✨✨
Location : Kalangala.🇺🇬
Tucked away in the charming island of Bugala in Ssese Islands on lake Victoria is the tropical hideaway of Uganda, a blissful holiday beach resort that is inviting, cozy, relaxing with direct Water access.
#ExploreUganda
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STAYCATION ✨
The house is a two bedroom en suite with a living, dining and open plan kitchen and is self catering. Self catering means you will cater for yourselves with your own meals.
Accommodates maximum : 4 People
#ExploreUganda
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Not a dating expert but why are you calling a woman your vibing with WhatsApp calls?
Why are you taking her to places with buy one get one free?
Where is the Effort?
Must we teach you every thing?
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To be honest, I have never seen a hardworking & kind 21 year old (I think even younger) more than Laban.
If you know his story, he a small man who defies whatever the odds and what life has thrown at him.
Some times, the world is unkind to him,but he remains resilient. 1/2
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What’s Uganda’s greatest Ad?
Mine : Airtel 4G that one has karimojongs.
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What is the fact?
#FactsAboutUganda
:- Have you explored Uganda? Lemala Whitewaters Lodge, on river Nile, Jinja. ❤️
📸 credit to
@letsDiscoverke
#KungaUganda
#VisitUganda
#ExploreUganda
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This whole week, I am wearing my green tie.
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Zanzibar is visa free for Ugandans.
You only need:
• Valid passport
• Yellow fever vaccination card.
What's your preference a light skinned guy or a dark skinned guy?
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“Hello baby, Kobs has won, I won’t be coming home tonight”
Check your MM though.
Yours truly,
The Captain of your heart.
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📌
The reason why I said what I said is because of videos that were being shared(some tweets have since been deleted because clearly the influencers were just excited yet such things don’t align with Guvnor’s brand).
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Got a small future in the daily Monitor.
Read whole story here.
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Even Rwandan influencers have joined the cause!
You love it for East Africa!
At 2:00pm we will be making videos at
#MamaDsWorldRecord
I am coming with my friend
@IAMJUDITHHEARD
😁😁
See you all😎🫡
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Lake Bunyonyi is a well-kept secret, but its obscurity often leaves potential visitors in the dark.
Don't let the scarcity of information hold you back; we're here to shed light on this incredible destination:
A thread 🧵 (About, Things to do, Prices and Accommodation)
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Busoga Defence Forces (BDF) is tolerating no disrespect!
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A female tour guide is not your sex object.
Respect them.
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Accomodation in Murchison falls national park is often expensive for an ordinary Ugandan usually in excess of 150$ a night for a decent room.
Global Village Resort in Packwach is changing that.
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What's NUP’s manifesto on tourism?
Would love to read.
Tojja wano nga oyasama!!
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Hey man,
I would really appreciate if you don't associate our brand
@KemptenSafaris
with your political Views and opinions.
We are purely about Travel and welcome everybody regardless of political differences.
Kindly delete.
Kempten safaris zitandise okusiluwaza abantu. Musiluwalidde ddala.
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Feeding him sugar to speed diabetes
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Having a big following doesn't make you an Influencer.
You're an advertiser at the very best.
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As we wait, for mother earth to be kind to him, we can do something to celebrate his story and inspire the next 21 year old going through shit but they refuse to give up.
Join a campaign to help fly Laban to show people dreams come true.
#LetsFlyLaban
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OFFER ‼️⚠️
2 nights in Murchison falls National Park at 350K UGX on full board at very beautiful lodge. ✨✨
Yes , I said full board me on fullboard.
Includes: Accommodation: Transport, Meals , Park Activities.
🗓️:13th -15th June.
(4 slots available)
RT pls
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Murchison falls National Park is one of the most visited national parks in Uganda.
Here is all the information you need to plan your trip!
Activities and prices 🧵🧵👇👇
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Laba Tourism Ambassador wamwe , no location no nothing , just vibes 🥺
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NEW PRODUCT IN FORPORTAL.
Crater lakes tour on a horse.
Time : 1hour.
Cost : 100K.
#VisitFortPortal
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Customer Care Ogimanyi?🤣
Wano Joel is wondering "should I give her shares in Kempten Safaris or sitani mulogo?"
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Oyagala visa Naye oli Ku Bell stage.
Oli musiru?
Go to the EDM stage
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I am not "Kempten",
My name is Joel Wakanyasi.
Thank you,
Regards.
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I am proud to say
@KemptenSafaris
is Impacting on the Tourism Industry in Uganda .
Grateful . 🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Black Coffee.
💯recommended for the weather.
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Imagine two women breaking each other and UOT is loving it !
Absurd.
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The most inconsiderate People are late comers on group trips.
Y'all think you're VIPs or pay more ?
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Good morning from the Kempten House here in Kapchorwa , a 4 bedroom house with capacity to accommodate 10 people, having a lounge, and awesome views of the waterfall.
200,000 UGx , you book yourself in extreme comfort.
0703978390 for Bookings
#KemptenSafaris
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Some one got Covid stimulus package of 2B and built another lodge.
😭🤕
Then they'll come here and motivate you to work hard.😭
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Gorilla tracking is 700$ USD but you can't buy a camera!
Rubbish!!
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Staycation ✨✨
ARCADIA LODGE.
📍Lake Bunyonyi
Set up on a ridge, overlooking Lake Bunyonyi the lodge offers accommodation with a truly breathtaking view and has an amazing restaurant.
#ExploreUganda
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There is no place I would rather be than to live die in Afrika.
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@Reagan_Malcolm2
@talentafrica
@NyegeNyegeFest
Moving on is the easiest part.
But if we truly want a better country, we need to hold people accountable in full regard.
Nothing more frustrating than not delivering a service to some a customer who paid their cash.
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Like suhs?
#NisiDominus
Quote with a pic of you in a college tie - 23rd March Namilyango College Day 🥳🥳
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Ugandans never cease to amuse me, you approach some one with a concept and a potential partnership.
They go ahead behind your back to try and execute and when they realise that it’s not working out,they seek advice from you 😅😅.
Would you still help them?
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Brand it. ⚠️
Peep this drip 🥶🥶🥶
Thank you
@MakomaNation
for ordering, I sincerely appreciate that.
#SoundsOfSezibwa
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The reason your girlfriend is increasing the screen brightness on her phone.
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No one wins toxic women in manipulation and psychology.
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If I send 5 quotations out in day.
That’s good enough, whether they sign up or not is not entirely on me.
Trusting the process, not the results.
Small element of luck and timing and I will hit it.
Good day good people.
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Checking out from Heritage Lodge , courtesy of
@KemptenSafaris
Naye Nga Murchison Falls National Park ogimanyi ?
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If you had a choice to leave Kampala.
Which other place apart from Jinja would you do life in with ease.?
Me :Gulu.
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There is fire in his eyes.
Man on a mission 🫡
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TRAVEL IN LOCKDOWN
Wondering where to go next ?
Well perhaps it's time for us to check out the hidden gems in our neighborhood.
I present to you Namalusu island.
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When you tell the headset guy departure is 7:00am and he arrives at 9:00am saying.
Boss omanyi Nga ,I have forgotten the transmitters.
😂😭😭 Dealing with human beings is not for the faint hearted.
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Kidepo was named the 3rd best National Park by CNN.
KIDEPO also has only one landcruiser for hire if you want to do a game drive.
Just one (emu).
Operated by UWA !
Use that information as you wish ,
Dear Entrepreneur.
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Very professional from UPDF Army .
For God and my Country .
After dropping off the last person door to door from
#TubingTheNile
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#PaidPartnershipWithEABL
My festival is about to Be-GIN and I choose to travel In company of Uganda’s best gin.
#UgWaragiNyege22
#WeloveUGUpages
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Someone called me at midnight,
I painfully picked up.
She asked me whether I went to Smack.
I have never been disrespected like that in my life!
SMH!!
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