Matt Parker
@emptyparker
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Words for @GuitarWorld / @MusicRadar/ @ElectronicMagUK / @ProgMagazineUK / @TotalGuitar. Run @CreativeMoneyUK. Views own/stolen and re-worded.
Liverpool, England
Joined June 2009
Editors: Commission Emma's golden words.
I'm trying to sort out getting some more work for the rest of 2022 so if you need to commission a rock/metal writer to talk to bands, go to shows, review albums etc., I'm your girl! My email is in my bio and my portfolio is below😊 https://t.co/k5rj3eZx2p
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MVT STATEMENT ON THE NIGHT & DAY, The refusal by @ManCityCouncil to overturn the Noise Abatement Notice issued to the iconic music venue @nightanddaycafe presents a very simple, clear, understandable and practical example for the UK's music community.
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UK math-rockers Alpha Male Tea Party appeal for help following huge gear theft
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The trio have had an enormous list of guitar, bass and drum gear stolen while on the road
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Superb.
BRILLIANT!! Pissing my pants at this! 😄😄😄😄👊💥👍🏻
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Keep watching this moment, when Starmer dubs the makeshift cabinet 'the charge of the lightweight brigade'. You can actually see their wordless realisation that they are done for – suddenly and finally – set in.
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My process: Create newsletter. Proof newsletter 16 times. Send. Open newsletter and spot bizarre typo in the first line.
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What are these switches for on Putin's manhood table? I'm thinking filter and waveform selections.
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Sometimes I wake up on a Friday, see the climate change mega storm breaking, a country torn apart by pandemic, war brewing on the edge of Europe and I think, "What are the guys from Captain Everything doing now?"
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This all feels very 'His Dark Materials'. https://t.co/S7WbQC9rE5
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“Nature always sends you something when you least expect it.”
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Feeling strangely reassured by @popbitch's revelations that Sue Gray left the civil service to run a pub for 10 years and got hitched to an NI country singer, in the process.
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https://t.co/CzFYBK4nJL Swap Marvel with 'Flying Nun' and we're getting uncomfortably close to my life.
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I have opined for @GuitarWorld, because I think that if people keep telling younger players they need to be playing watered-down blues rock, the world is literally going to end. https://t.co/06tKQe3QhK
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The Polyphia guitarist’s comments about avoiding "boomer-ish" bends sparked a reaction that speaks to larger issues for us guitar players, and how our treatment of the past shapes the future of the...
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Auto-transcribe updated "preciousness of freedom" into "preciousness of fried meat". I don't have the heart to correct it.
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Interviewed Courtney Barnett for @GuitarWorld. Asked why she put 'Take Time' in the album title twice. Huzzah! https://t.co/MOZlYPwS70
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We talk to the Australian indie-rocker about the benefits of time and space as a guitarist and songwriter, and the gear we hear on her reflective new LP, Things Take Time, Take Time
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