Eli McCann
@EliMcCann
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New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGv8HB
Salt Lake City, Utah
Joined December 2012
I've been meaning to put together a highlight reel for my pinned tweet like a high school football player who wants to keep doing sports as a grownup, or whatever. So here it is. https://t.co/pz0xPcmCWX
For my second date with my husband we met in NYC and went to a party and ended up at a McDonald's at 3:00 AM where he reached across the table, grabbed my hands, looked at me adoringly, and said "I hate this. I wanted to go to bed at 9:00. Do not expect this of me again."
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I am so glad this was my first read of the year. So gentle, so heartwarming. Thanks and all the best @EliMcCann for your books!
Every December 31st since 2007, I've written a little review of the year on my website. Here's the write-up for 2025. Happy New Year to most of you. https://t.co/SddfP4D3X0
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“…And yet, I've now spent over 700 words doing just that, with a lump in my throat and mist in my eyes.” I have mist in my eyes after reading this as well. 🥺 I’ve been reading these end of year reviews for over a decade now…and this is the best yet!
Every December 31st since 2007, I've written a little review of the year on my website. Here's the write-up for 2025. Happy New Year to most of you. https://t.co/SddfP4D3X0
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Every December 31st since 2007, I've written a little review of the year on my website. Here's the write-up for 2025. Happy New Year to most of you. https://t.co/SddfP4D3X0
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Every morning just after Skylar leaves for work, I don our son in weather-appropriate attire and take him to our covered patio in the backyard. This is where we keep our now embattled and expensive...
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Hundreds of thousands of russians in Moscow will be celebrating new years with blackouts - because the war they started is now coming home to roost. This can all stop in seconds if russia just goes home. Their choice! 🤷🇺🇦😊
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“Utah would be better off if this particular petition drive fizzled and our elected officials were told, again, to follow the law, and the will of the people, and keep Proposition 4 in place once and for all,” writes The Salt Lake Tribune editorial board.
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“Utah would be better off if this particular petition drive fizzled and our elected officials were told, again, to follow the law, and the will of the people, and keep Proposition 4 in place once and...
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That we have put Zelenskyy in this position, that he has to stand there and listen to this insulting insanity, is an absolute abomination.
Trump: "I saw a very interesting President Putin today. I mean, he wants to see it happen. He wants to see it. He told me very strongly. I believe him. Don't forget, we went through the Russia Russia Russia hoax together and he'd call me, I'd call him, I'd say 'Can you believe
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The absolute insanity that is utah republican politics right now. (Thanks, Pat Bagley.)
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trump: "President Putin was very generous in his feeling towards Ukraine succeeding." What a humiliating day for America, watching our own President mouth talking points for Vladimir Putin like his own personal PR guy, worse than Helsinki. Pathetic.
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Donald Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed [...] President Putin has been very generous in his feelings towards Ukraine succeeding."
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Just to level set today's meeting between Zelensky and @POTUS at Mar-a-Lago: Putin invaded Ukraine and has savaged its people. Russia is the clear, undisputed aggressor. History teaches that "peace agreements" which reward aggressors on their terms only invite more aggression.
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I don’t know how to make the world hear us. It’s the 21st century, and russia destroys my country every single day.
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Mass murder in Kyiv this morning as hundreds of Russian drones are sent to target sleeping families in their homes.
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Our Trump endorsing governor has politely decided right now is the time to, awe shucks, take a break from speaking out on social media.
Going to take my own advice and spend less time on this site for a couple weeks. Wanted to share this beautiful piece by my North Sanpete Hawks and rival Juab Wasps 🤝. Merry Christmas friends! In a dark world may we be the light and heed Christ’s admonition to be peacemakers.
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This is the gop's version of "I don't know if momtok can survive this."
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
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The Utah GOP is having to trick people into signing the Independent Redistricting Repeal Referendum sometimes borderline harassing voters You can remove your signature here https://t.co/PUJ71z9YuJ
As the Utah Republican Party is gathering signatures for an initiative to repeal Utah's anti-gerrymandering law, some supporters of the law are saying they were tricked into signing the petition.
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The Christmas messages from Obama, Biden, and Harris vs Epstein’s best friend, Donald Trump. Spot the difference… it’s sane vs insane.
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So what happened is Scrooge got an entire night of free quality life-changing therapy from professionals with unlimited resources and psychic powers. The rich keep getting richer.
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In light of everything going on in the world, it might be time to just sunset Groundhog Day.
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Your promise to prosecute rich & powerful men who were at Epstein's rape island would be more credible if you stop breaking @RepThomasMassie & my law. Release the draft 60 count indictment, 82 page prosecution memo and the FBI files.
The Department of Justice previously stated we will bring charges against anyone involved in the trafficking and exploitation of Jeffrey Epstein’s victims. We reaffirm this commitment, and ask any victim to please come forward with any information pertaining to any individuals
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