Graphic Designer with ADHD. I make merch, sell houses, edit videos, and host events. Still an Advocate of Love. Order via Link in bio
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My wife just called me to tell me out of 32 people who were considered for a job, she came out top 3 and she got the job.
See me smiling like a goat for her. Abeg who dey sell bone straight and shoe for here.
So your wife cannot buy a car before you because of your ego?
Me that will travel to Cotonou to bring the car. You people had bad examples of parents and it shows.
@OsifoworaB
Keying into this prayer as I begin this journey with this woman. Lord you know our hearts, let us find favour and let us have the wisdom to discern evil from good.
If you're not yet 30 and you earn above 250k in monthly income, I can get you a 3-bedroom fully detached bungalow worth 18.5m.
Don't ask me HOW, ask me WHEN!
Interested; DM or RT
@auntysherryy
The problem with this is half the time you want us to communicate like you but spend very little time understanding us.
We have our own slanguage too. Indulge us and engage in our types of convos. We are not boring. I promise
@Aqualady6666
I feel like the designer of this animal was one of those who designed the female anatomy and he had a deadline to meet so he just used his old template.
2021:
after battling COVID a second time. Unemployed. Broke.
2023:
Running late to work cos I lost track of time in my prayer for a breakthrough.
“Thank you Jesus🙏” everyday.
@DAMIADENUGA
Obviously Chi's love languages are Acts of service, Physical touch and gifting. Putting this out there for whoever would want to marry her.
You should be ready to be expressive with your affection and also patient if she's the silent strong type.
Whenever I'm struggling with life, my woman would visit the house when I'm at work, enter kitchen, make one pot of pure love (cos food cannot be that sweet) then disappear back to her house, without telling me.
Me I would now come back and meet my house in order with food.…
@maxvayshia
Lol. Of what point is it to share your two cents when it would be misconstrued?
When you're content in your being, you would have no need to impress anyone. Thus no need to pander or align with positions that go against your values.
Just scroll and pass.
@instablog9ja
He has every right to demand an apology from Chike. But his wife invalidating him by supporting Chike and not him was insensitive.
Man had to even ask her to tell him sorry, haba!
From when she refused to drop the phone as he spoke, i knew there was an obvious lack of respect…
Gave this woman my house key and she came and cooked 5 bowls of catfish stew with rice. With her own money!
Good women are still in Abuja. I don collect this one na only 3 remain.
Abuja is no longer safe.
Travel in pairs.
Avoid the Hills.
Don't travel during late nights.
Avoid areas without street lights.
Invest in a pepper spray.
Tell people where you're going and let them also know when to expect you
Oh and
Pray like you never did before.
Women, you go out with a Man and after a full course meal at a nice restaurant, it's time to pay the bill. It's about 55k
He reaches for his wallet and realises he no longer has it, he can't also find his phone,
What would you do?
@McCartney000
Like dyg.
I will be like “madam, your car needs servicing o, I’m taking it there on Saturday and why did you not mention your gear is having issues?”
Today makes it 150 days I've been Alcohol free. No drops, tastes or shots.
If you asked me why, I'd tell you how I disliked the version of me everyone loved at parties, events etc who was tipsy or I might say it was a coping mechanism for depression.
Either way, it's no…
@frankiemindset
First, This is not your fault. Forgiving her was not the worst decision you could have made.
Secondly, if she cheated you should know nothing you did pushed her to do that. She made her choice.
Thirdly, You are what you attract or you accept the love you think you deserve.…
@aproko_doctor
Introduce a series where Doctors share experiences of certain issues. Focus on the themes of the month. And invite specialists in those fields to share their experiences.
Podcast style but something random and fun at the end.
@Odumodublvck_
This is not necessary chief. The message behind the art is not important if the subject of the art is himself a symbol of subjugation and oppression.
It’s like saying you would sing about overcoming the difficulties of circumstantial birth and several odds against you including…
Last year I embarked on a journey of no alcohol for 365 days.
Dec 27, 2022 - Dec 26, 2023.
Abstaining from alcohol gave me a few things:
- will power
- better health
- no blackouts
- better memory recall.
Need I say last year was not spectacular but I made significant…
Too much negative conditioning.
Too many people teach you how to AVOID being heartbroken and how to spot a cheat/deceitful person but very few teach you how to work through the issues that arise in a relationship.
The best relationship advice should come from someone in a…
HR people, how do i report sexual harassment from the same gender?
Cos if i take matters into my hands i fit make some children farherless. I have never been more uncomfortable in my life. This man is always acting too funny around me. Touching and holding me in non manly ways.…
@tinugrills
To be clear and sensitive, please do not throw it in a moving river because it is not right to dump things into the water. The ocean is already suffering pollution as it is.
@t0nit0ne
Interesting how this thread described me of 2 years ago, it takes a lot to heal and be more open and vulnerable with your partner.
The problem with being avoidant is that you will attract anxious attachment styles and it takes a lot of unlearning and relearning to become a…
If you can respond to this. I really wish you a great day in spite of the things that are going on around us.
Stay positive because it helps you focus on the good you can do and not the other way around.
@OGtheEnergee
@instablog9ja
Lol. I like how it works for them PR wise. People then get them in the news and a movie is dropped already with the anticipation of their fans
@ikechukvvu
@PeterObi
That last statement is the most powerful truthful statement I have read in a while on this app.
This is the man we elected as President!
Quote this tweet without any engagements and stand a chance to win an
#ekibyleo
custom designed shirt.
Winners must be following us.
Shirts available for pre-order in 4th frame.
All shirts cost 4k.
Cc:
@LeoinAbuja
My wife said I should inform y'all, she's on a social media break and she won't be coming back this year.
So I will be updating you on what's going on in her life.
If you have any business deals for her, DM me for prices.
I stopped doing ashewo and i am helping so many abuja men who sleep in their cars to stop it too and find homes.
It’s slow but we are doing it one at a time.
House party culture
Shisha culture
Stoner culture
Oud culture
Arabian Tea culture
Ibro fish culture
Drift culture
Kaftan culture
Gwarinpa culture.
Coitus with non partners culture.
Restaurant culture.