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beth, burn the witch

@eilise

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solarpunk & ned ludd’s wife. she/her.

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@eilise
beth, burn the witch
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when I was a teen in the 90s, I had a foreboding sense of dread about the future. the dystopia that we find ourselves in now surpasses my wildest expectations, as I see almost everyone I know irl ignore an ongoing pandemic and genocide
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@taste_of_tbone
timothy faust 🇵🇸
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i don't say things like this often, as i find them hyperbolic to the point of extreme dilution, so please believe me when I say that this is the most severe, graceful dissection of Elon Musk I've seen. Swift and effortlessly deep, like piano wire through tofu. Brutal
@JoyceCarolOates
Joyce Carol Oates
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So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s
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@fangsxbangs
𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 🍁 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢’𝔰 𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔢
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new burial request unlocked
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@pissvortex
ape attack survivor
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What are the chances that it all just collapses tomorrow
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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THERE WILL BE NO FEDERAL BAILOUT FOR AI — TRUMP OFFICIAL
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@misobundle
reni
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@eilise
beth, burn the witch
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AI cannot replace any professionals -- it is simply a means of giving the underclass "access" to a poor version of the service provided by humans.
@TejasKumar_
Tejas Kumar
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AI cannot replace doctors. I have been spitting out blood for the past 2 weeks and no amount of AI was helpful. Finally went to a doctor today who gave me a clear diagnosis, prescription, and protocol. Gave that to AI, and they were like “oh that makes total sense”.
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@evenstqrs
leah
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girls don’t want boyfriends they want elizabeth’s dress in frankenstein (2025)
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@favdickinson
l̶i̶m̶a̶ ̶☆ harris dickinson's pr manager
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guillermo del toro needs to adapt more classics, i'm serious. he's one of the most talented filmmakers working today
@favdickinson
l̶i̶m̶a̶ ̶☆ harris dickinson's pr manager
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#nw: frankenstein (2025)
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@SpottlessMarxx
💪🏿🍉Spottless ☭Marxx❤️‍🩹
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The ruling class is panicking because Millennials and Gen Z own nothing, have nothing to lose, and no reason to defend capitalism. The promises have collapsed & the spell is broken. No amount of Cold War rhetoric & nostalgia on social media can reverse it 🔥🤝🔥🤝🔥
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@ChristianHeiens
Christian Heiens 🏛
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The 50 year mortgage will be followed by the 15 year car loan. Eventually we're just going to abolish all mortgages outright and everyone will be renting from their local noble landlord where each neighborhood will be required to supply 50 bushels of wheat and field 10 men when
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@JamesThrot
James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath
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COVID is eroding empathy, moral reasoning, impulse control & inhibition in everyone it infects. You may soon be thankful it’s eroding their cardiovascular, immune, neurological & endothelial systems. People with frontal lobe dysfunction in peak physical condition = unthinkable.
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@MrEwanMorrison
Ewan Morrison
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Sam Altman's tweets are hilarious when you reimagine him saying these things out loud in his prison cell.
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@eilise
beth, burn the witch
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what a weekend for tech bros: · andreessen crashes out trying to ratio the pope · joyce carol oates gives musk a 3rd degree burn · vampire guy asks for advice for his mushroom trip, gets trolled more of this, please.
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@lhfang
Lee Fang
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Marc Andreesen fabricated an entire story about debanking on Rogan to give cover for gutting the CFTB, the agency policing his scammy start ups, now he’s smearing the Pope for simply calling for spiritual and ethical decisions as we move into the AI age. Not a trustworthy voice.
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@ditzkoff
Dave Itzkoff
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@Whatapityonyou He ends up validating her point - he has no idea who she is, has never read a word of her writing and only understands her as a critic of his.
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@Whatapityonyou
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Oooooh he’s maddddd lmao
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@eilise
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oh my god he's livestreaming his trip, lol
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@RealGDT
Guillermo del Toro
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Just like the creature’s
@ClNEMANYA
lola 🍁
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the spine design on elizabeth's dress omg i didnt notice this before
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@eilise
beth, burn the witch
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this time last year, we hadn’t heard of luigi mangioni yet
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@JoyceCarolOates
Joyce Carol Oates
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So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s
@wildbarestepf
stepfanie tyler
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hello i would like to report a murder
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