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Gen X. Born Cali. Raised Elsewhere. Harmony Church X AdS5. Satire-snark trigger warning.

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CRIXUS
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@lotus6674
LOTUS 🇺🇸
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@Cav1Cav
1st Cav
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🅱️REAKING NEWS TRUMP AUTHORIZES US TREASURY TO MINT NEW @RepJeffries COIN
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@DrClownPhD
Dr. Clown, PhD
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My 𝕏 timeline right now…
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@GigaBasedDad
Giga Based Dad
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The truth is obvious
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@grandoldmemes
The Right To Bear Memes
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@ScottAdamsSays
Scott Adams
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The trolling is deeply impressive.
@Juliesnark1731
🇺🇸🍩 JULIE DONUTS 🇺🇸🍩
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PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS ON TRUTH. 🤣👋🏻⏰
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@Habetman
Habetman
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@HumansNoContext
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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@drefanzor
drefanzor memes
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.@PeteHegseth going after the fat generals 😂
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@ProfMJCleveland
Margot Cleveland
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@billysandytodd
Dr. Interracial 🇺🇸
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Democrats August 2025 not racist. vs Democrats September 2025 racist.
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@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
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Today I made my first money as a trader. I sold my monitor.
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@OneBadDude_
One Bad Dude
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Legit 💯
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@SandraXFreedom
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🚨There is a genocide. It isn’t in Palestine. It’s in Nigeria. Muslims are wiping Christians off the face of the earth‼️ But the Nigerian Christians remain faithful to God, even when their churches burned and brothers and sisters slaughtered.
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@SaltyGoat17
SaltyGoat
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Y'all know this is never gonna get old right?😂
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@GolfDigest
Golf Digest
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Mood... 😩
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@FightWithMemes
Fight With Memes
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@earlyreports
Mike is Friendly
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Shut it Down!
@WallStreetMav
Wall Street Mav
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The govt "shutdown" starts at 12:01 am October 1st. All Congress approved spending authorization ends. Trump can order the non-essential parts of govt to close. Trump can order the Treasury to pay social security and other essential parts of govt. No court will interfere. The
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@catturd2
Catturd ™
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Ain't that the truth.
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