My email password got hacked again. That’s now the third time I‘ve had to rename the cat.

Wow! @Tailscale Setting up subnets was so much fun

managers presenting on Q2 2020 😳

"snooze" is great���that extra 8 minutes of panicked laying awake waiting for my alarm to go off was very restful

when your coworker has a "super quick" question

Engineering update on the Tesla ventilator

Our talk "Securing the Netflix Studio" is online! What it means to become a studio, how InfoSec partners, & the cool engineering and security challenges. Proud and excited to share this work, happy to chat with anyone interested! #enigma2020 @WeAreNetflix

I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.

Silicon Valley: We love dark mode on our apps, put it everywhere! PG&E: DARK MODE YOU SAY.... Northern California: Wait, this is not what we meant. #poweroutage #pgeoutage

Once a year, for 12 hours (7a-7p), any Pull Request will be accepted without any review whatsoever. All tech debt is legal. Introducing: The Merge

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel like this? Me: buy a domain name for the side project idea we've had for 15 seconds Therapist: No

Unit Test vs Production...

I remember when I used to see a bee and go, YIKES a bee! And now I'm all, Oh wow a bee, hi! You ok there? Need anything? Can I get you a drink? A cushion? Wanna borrow the car?

I’m pretty sure hell is just meetings with half an hour between each to ensure you feel useless

One of those amazing days at Lick Observatory where you can see across the whole San Joaquin Valley. Photo courtesy of @Elinor42

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the person who @​channel's everyone.

Tesla Sentry Mode will play Bach’s Toccata and Fugue during a robbery (and keep Summer safe) https://t.co/wnS5qLeB2E

Romance mode in Model 3 accommodates up to 5 🙃

Let's say you wanted to train a facial recognition algorithm on aging. What would do? Maybe start a meme like #10yearchallenge

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