Declan Murphy
@dublindraughts
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Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!
South Dublin, Ireland
Joined October 2024
Between the dumb shit I’m seeing on chiefs Twitter and the dumbass shit I’ve seen on EMAW Twitter lately, we all need the regular season to start. My god, people.
This looks like a team that has gotten way too comfortable saying, "Pat will save us." Exactly how they ended last season.
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@GiantsSeeds if you discontinued this flavor I will blow myself up in front of your headquarters.
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we serve NO American pisswater here at the Shamrock Inn. Wretched stuff.
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Doug F is a hero.
Rumors of K-State's recent post being a "planted" review seem to be untrue. The social team getting the idea after seeing the review seems to be the more likely case. The reviewer from Shawnee, Kansas has reviews dating back to 2017 and has been on the platform since 2015. 🧵
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Idk how y’all do this.
Timeline is full of people simping for a band director and simping for another man’s pockets. Wake me up when it’s over.
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RT @Dlew57: 2025’s Inaugural STUD is Jerry Humphrey III (@Jerryhump3) of This young upstart has exploded onto the….
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Not in a world in which Cameron Jerrell Newton exists.
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If Taylor Swift going on New Heights doesn’t clear fucking Elon Musk on Joe Rogan, I will shove a beefy five layer burrito up my ass.
“Biggest podcast ever” is a gross overstatement. I’d take any bet it doesn’t do more than 26 million on YouTube in first 24 hours, which is what Trump did on Rogan. I’d even give you +10 million views. My guess: 15 million first week. 25 million first month. 30 million or.
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“Should a historian sounding alarm bells about my favorite politician cause me to do some self reflection?”. “No, because he’s a libtard and I’m RIGHT!”.
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